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Alastor’s microphone, typically an obedient and useful conduit for his power, was misbehaving. Stranger than that, it had seemed to develop an infatuation with one Lucifer Morningstar. Convinced that Lucifer must have somehow tampered with the thing while fixing it, Alastor invites Lucifer to do a thorough inspection to determine the cause of its mischief. One thing leads to another, and, well…
He fucks the microphone, okay?
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17 Mar 2026
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“I can grant you the power you’re after, more than you can even wrap your head around right now. I can ensure that you’re the most powerful Sinner in Hell once you find your way here - because you’re definitely going to find your way here.”
Alastor’s heart leapt in his chest even as those hands raised goose pimples over his skin.
“But, I don’t hand out this kind of thing for free. In return, I require something of you.”
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When Alastor reached through the veil hoping to make a deal, he didn't find a dapper cannibal with a devious smile, but instead a very, very intrigued Lucifer with an entirely different agreement...
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11 Mar 2026
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Charlie sighed as her father and Alastor started fighting. Again. Really, would those two ever get along? Just as she was about to go intervene, she caught the narrow eyed look her girlfriend was giving them, "Vaggi?"
The former Exorcist looked her way and smiled, "I have an idea."
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10 Mar 2026
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Another Kind of Hunter, a Different Type of Prey by CatShapedCreature
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
30 Jan 2026
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Alastor’s life hasn’t always been easy. But he’s happy now; he has a job he likes, has friends he cherishes, and a hobby to indulge in. Until one night Alastor catches something that he should not have caught. Something big and dangerous, something that changes everything for him.
Aka human Alastor x monster Lucifer. A slowburn RadioApple monsterfucker fic ✨
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08 Mar 2026
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“…and the kissing? That was okay, right?”
Heat crept down Alastor's throat and he was grateful they were both still fully dressed so it wasn’t visible. “I would have bitten you if it wasn’t.”
Lucifer snorted softly. “Yeah? It’s a lot better than just… Wait! That’s exactly what this reminds me of! When Charlie used to play with her dolls growing up! Just smushing them together and saying shit like ‘now kiss!’ It’s like we’re the dolls!”
It took him a moment to catch on but when he did, his brows shot up. “You believe someone is…enacting these bizarre situations with dolls of us?” But who would do something like that? And more importantly, why?
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After a month of forced proximity and being puppeted around by someone with a clear RadioApple agenda, Lucifer and Alastor may have accidentally caught feelings. They should still probably figure out how to fix this though...
Completed: 9/23/25
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03 Mar 2026