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Darcy may not believe in happily-ever-afters, but she always believed she could never settle for less than her soulmate. So why can't she seem to stop falling for the gorgeous archer who, apparently, just wants to be friends?
The universe is, basically, a bitch.
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Not having heard of the multiverse apparently doesn't protect you from being sent dimension hopping - at least not if you're Bucky Barnes. Similarly, deciding you're too fucked up to risk falling in love doesn't do a goddamn thing to stop it happening. Although maybe Bucky should just take his own advice (literally) and consider all the possibilities...
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Maybe Next Year is the Year (Maybe Last Year) by someonenotchloe
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Thor (Movies)
25 Jul 2016
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Darcy Lewis is one of the lucky few whose soulmark contains useful information about her soulmate - the day she'll meet them, to be exact.
The problem is, Darcy has started to really, really hate March 11th.
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The pack is off at college, and Scott and Isaac are sublimely happy together, and everyone else is fairly happy too. But something strange is definitely going on, something that has the pack remembering things that never happened - and, apparently, Derek forgetting things that have. How can Derek not remember Anna when she's been Danny's girlfriend since high school? Duh.
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John Stilinski has only ever really loved one woman. He knows true love exists. He also knows that even true love ends.
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It’s not until she’s brought a basil and strawberry sponge cake to Neville Longbottom and his new girlfriend, Hannah Abbott, a dozen rhubarb hand-pies to Luna and Xenophilius Lovegood, and another basket of ganache-covered muffins to Dean and Seamus, that Hermione admits to herself what she’s actually doing: she’s making a thing of this. It’s a veritable PTSD tour. With pastries. And hand-skimmed clotted cream. And she has no idea why she’s doing it, but it’s becoming very apparent that she is.
Sometimes you're sad. Sometimes you need dessert. And sometimes, it's a little of both.
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- Part 1 of Apple Pies and Other Amends Universe
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11 Mar 2025
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Drive It Like You Stole It: A Bodyswap by AggressiveWhenStartled
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies), Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
12 Jul 2019
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Steve had gone fully red-faced with pedantic altar-boy fury. “Did your computer forget how to Google translate?” he bellowed, sticking his head up and over. Bucky yanked him down again. “What are you even trying to say?”
Bucky tried to shake the sparkles off the grenade he had been planning on lobbing over the divider. “It sounded like Latin to me,” he said reasonably, pursing his lips and frowning at the explosive. It dripped a sparkle, and a puff of purple smoke curled up where it hit the concrete.
“That’s because you spent Sunday school flirting with Sarah Cunningham,” Steve accused, bobbing back up to throw his shield and ducking back down to dodge a shining ball of blue light. “You wouldn’t know Latin if it came up and kissed you on your ugly mug.”
“I’d sure know it if Sarah Cunningham did, though.” Bucky grinned, struck by the memory. “That gal really knew what she was doing.”
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- Part 1 of The Old Codgers Greatest Hits Album
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23 May 2024
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The one where they go on a roadtrip with Spider-Man
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A tender romantic comedy/coming-of-age tale in which Hermione Granger is trying to savor her last summer at camp, thank you very much, but Charlie Weasley keeps disrupting her plans by doing sweaty shirtless push-ups on the lawn.
“H.” Charlie cast her a sly, sideways glance through the amber gradient of his aviators. “Want to see how Old Blue shifts?”
Hermione didn’t care how Charlie’s truck shifted and Charlie knew it, but she laid her clammy hand over his anyway. A recklessness was unfurling in some dark pit of her heart.
*1988 American Muggle Summer Camp Counselor AU, written as part of Rare Pair Spring Fling 2020*
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03 Apr 2024
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The one where Hermione lives out my teenage dream
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or, The World According To Carver Hawke, Professional Younger Brother Who Totally Knows What He's Doing.
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02 Apr 2024
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The one that makes me cry about Bethany very badly
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Carver, Fenris, and a book.