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Nami’s pen is missing, and there’s only one suspect.
But—on her mission to find where Zoro stashed her pen, she finds something else instead.Bookmarked by sootsprites
28 Jan 2026
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All Roads Lead to Ravenloft by iguessyouregonnamissthepantyraid
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game)
03 Jan 2026
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Six months after the fall of the Netherbrain, Withers plans to send out an invitation to the heroes of Faerun, bringing them all back together for a lovely little reunion party.
Five months after the fall of the Netherbrain, someone else beats him to it.
(In which I take the six main BG3 companions, dump them into a Curse of Strahd campaign, close the lid, and shake vigorously.)
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22 Jan 2026
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It starts, as so many things involving them do, with a taunt, a challenge, and an inescapable, stubborn, childish need to win.
“You wouldn't know a good kiss if it bit you, shit-cook.”
Sanji laughs at that ludicrous statement. “A good kiss wouldn't bite, moron. You're delusional if you think you know more about good kissing than me. Know more about anything, really, I mean, come on.”
Sanji's about to turn away and melt into the crowd, forgetting this interaction entirely, when the shitty swordsman says something he simply cannot ignore.
“Bet?”Sanji and Zoro hook up once, but it's just to prove a point. The second time is to even the score. The third time, well...and the fourth...and fifth...and maybe Sanji has a problem.
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11 Jan 2026
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The very first time Sanji gets well and truly drunk while travelling with the crew is years into their journey, and somehow, it's Zoro's job to herd him home. He might be in love, and he also might have to kill him. And then feed him and rub his back.
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Sanji stared at him for a second, recalibrating. He moved further away, staggering with his typical serious look. Squaring up.
Before Zoro could realize what was happening, the cook turned on a dime, and started tearing ass away from him in a dead sprint, still dangerously tilted to one side and threatening to plow face-first into the sand again.
"Why?!" he demanded of the empty-ass air where the cook had been, taking off after him with a curse.
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07 Jan 2026
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Sanji feeds Zoro in more ways than one.
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- Part 6 of tumblr prompts
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23 Dec 2025
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Eleven times the crew (and a few others) showed their love and appreciation for Zoro. Follow up to Blunt Force Comfort.
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22 Dec 2025
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“I’d heard the Marines had an interrogator with the power to enforce the truth from others. I had wondered if it was likely a devil fruit power.” Robin mused, “I expect you might have run into them, Cook-San.”
“Wish I’d run my heel into their throat until their neck snapped,” Sanji immediately shot back, cringing, “shit, sorry.”
Zoro burst out laughing, “Damn, Curls!”
Sanji sent him a withering look and uttered, “I like it when you call me that- FUCK!”
Zoro just laughed harder, his cheeks tinting red. Shit, this was incredible. His mouthy Cook, entirely unfiltered.
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Truth Serum/Spells - but make it sexy. Zosan.Series
- Part 1 of Veracity
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19 Dec 2025
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Nothing says Christmas like having to hang out with your husband's shitty family, right? If it's for Sanji, he'll do it, but Zoro isn't prepared to take it lying down.
OR: Roronoa Zoro's heroic mission to make sure that if he has to suffer, so does everyone else.
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- Part 1 of Slices of life
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12 Dec 2025
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A Part Of Me by miss_pebbles
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga), One Piece (Live Action TV 2023)
17 Jan 2026
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At thirty years old, Sanji likes to think he’s doing fine — if you ignore the divorce, the empty apartment, and the fact that his work is the only thing keeping him from falling headfirst into an early midlife crisis.
So when he walks into his old gym on autopilot after a long trip and finds it replaced by a tattoo studio, he does the only rational thing:
…committing to a massive piece that’ll cost him a fortune and trap him in close quarters with the unfairly attractive yet impossibly rude artist behind the counter.
It’s not like it's the worst idea he’s ever had, okay?
(Though maybe he should’ve gone with the word impulsive tattooed across his arm to stop him from repeating mistakes like this.)
But when the dreaded session turns into a day of laughter, teasing, and warmth he hasn’t felt in years, he can’t wait to come back.
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A story about the value of found family, learning to love again, and trying to charm your way through life with extravagant food.
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27 Nov 2025
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"There's more writing on the bottom of the bowl," Shadowheart said. She was crouched down and pointing to markings on the underside of the creepy, bloodstained altar.
"Is there? What does it say?" Gale asked, shuffling on his knees to get closer to where she was pointing.
"He's going to crawl around like this and then complain about his knees all the way back to camp," Astarion muttered, sounding half amused and half exasperated. Karlach chuckled just a little, because he was right. Talk about being your own worst enemy: Gale versus his knees and back.
"It says 'within each self a monster'," Shadowheart read off of the underside of the bowl.
"Oh, this is very interesting," Gale said. "The blood spilled in the bowl will touch the other phrases, but not this one. I think that marks it as optional. I've heard of something like this before. Azuth set out trials for young mages where one could mark certain incantations with chalk and leave others blank, indicating how difficult a challenge one was willing to face."
"This would make the trial harder?" Shadowheart asked, straightening. "A more difficult test?"
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26 Nov 2025
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"Would you ever consider a relationship with a guy?" Usopp asked as Sanji poured himself a sixth glass of wine.
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25 Nov 2025
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The Grand Vizier of Oz (2025 edition) by Sedri
Fandoms: Wicked - Schwartz/Holzman, Wicked (Movie 2024)
09 Jan 2026
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"You're my daughter, I'd do anything–!"
She stopped, hand half-raised, magic crackling in her veins. "…Anything?"
The Wizard locked eyes with her, silent just long enough to make it clear he understood exactly what he was doing. He nodded. "Anything."
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An accident kills Madame Morrible and reveals Elphaba's parentage before she's branded a wicked witch.
Things go a little differently from there.
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23 Nov 2025
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Wreck my plans by goldenkiwee
Fandoms: One Piece (Live Action TV 2023), One Piece (Anime & Manga)
06 Dec 2023
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He noticed how Luffy immediately tensed up as well, as they watched a blonde, long-haired Marine cruelly step on fallen rice balls. Anger flaring, Sanji was ready to march over to the table. If there was one thing Sanji hated, it was wasting food.
However, he watched instead with bated breath as the green-haired bounty hunter scooped the smashed rice ball up with his fingers and ate it.
An alternate look at how different things would have been, if Sanji had met Luffy first.
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14 Nov 2025
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Perfect Together by celeste2003
Fandoms: Wicked - All Media Types, Wicked - Schwartz/Holzman, The Wicked Years Series - Gregory Maguire, Wicked (Movie 2024)
13 Dec 2024
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Continuation of 'Give Her A Whirl'
Galinda was going to the Ozdust with Prince Fiyero Tigulaar! Sure, maybe he didn’t know it yet, but once he saw her, he would no doubt be unable to take his eyes off of her - and hopefully his hands too.
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- Part 2 of Give Her A Whirl
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08 Nov 2025
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“I am not a pretty thing,” Zoro tells him, scratching at her freshly shaved neck. Uneven strands of green hair, just long enough to barely brush the tips of her eyebrows, flop wet and graceless into her face as she turns to scowl at him. “And even if I were a pretty thing,” she adds, “I wouldn’t be yours. I wouldn’t be anyone’s, Cook.”
Roronoa Zoro swore an oath that she would become nothing less than the greatest. The fact that she is a woman changes nothing.
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08 Nov 2025
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The most wanted woman in Wano Country finds herself wanting.
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08 Nov 2025
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“It’s poison. It is, by definition, harmful,” Law hisses.
“It’s already done its job, young man. It can’t kill me twice,” Brook counters sternly.
These days, Brook can see death upon the people around him.
And Trafalgar Law? Well, he's absolutely drowning in it.
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- Part 5 of Davy Back Challenge Prompts
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08 Nov 2025
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“Fine. Ah, so I found Chopper – but! We got separated when the place collapsed. It was a cult, by the way, I was right. You were a sacrifice, mosshead – be honored! Had the whole ritual table, dark god thing going on, they even had people to feed you after you ‘embraced the god of hunger’. Crazy shithead assholes.”
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"Just – don’t let me hurt you, shit cook.”
“You won’t.”
That finally made Zoro look up, his face slick with sweat – and tears? Surely not – his gaze intense as he searched Sanji’s face, the look in his eye desperate and unsure. At last he swallowed and nodded again, reaching up to cup the blonde’s jaw once more, “No, I won’t. But just in case, I’m trusting you not to let me.”
And that was easy to promise, Sanji nodding back as he leaned in that last bit, kissing the idiot. His lips were still soft, his teeth too sharp, and for a moment they went slowly, tasting each other, the aching need between them almost sweet, almost real.
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(Zoro gets kidnapped and found by Sanji after being drugged. Actually quite sweet.)- Language:
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07 Nov 2025
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Don and Kathy would move in together. They would have a dog or two and then inevitably, a small parade of adorable little brats who would call him Uncle Cosmo, and they would spend less and less time with him, not on purpose but busy with the rest of their lives, and ultimately Cosmo would learn to make his peace with it because he’d have no other choice and he would have to try to move on and not live too much in his memories. He could picture it so clearly, he figured if the songwriting gig with Monumental didn’t pan out, he could always return to the backwater circuit with a new act: The Amazing Cosmo of the Cosmos—ladies and gentlemen, he sees the future, he reads the stars, he silently pines for his best married pal and all the while tap dancing!
Don and Kathy inviting him along on their honeymoon, though—that part was a surprise.
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03 Nov 2025
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Fate must’ve decided it was getting tired of his moaning, because Zoro was getting married.
“I’m what?” Zoro stared at Nami, dumbfounded.
“Getting married,” she repeated, bonking Luffy on the head hard enough to earn a yowl. “This one decided to go where he wasn’t supposed to go and made a mess as usual. And to get out of the mess, we had to quickly decide who was going to get married. Luffy picked you.”
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23 Oct 2025