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    Damon and Enzo escape together because I said so.

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    Even after getting married, Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov are still a secret. No one, aside from their most trusted people, knows about their relationship.
    Sick of hiding, they make a plan to soft launch their relationship for the world to lose its mind about it.
    If that goes as smoothly as they plan it, is for their future selves to find out.

    sequel fic for infiltrators, but can be read as a standalone story

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    10 Apr 2026

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    'The notification popped up as soon as the phone touched Marleau’s hands.
    12:34am Jane: You deserved that win. :)
    Marleau decided it was a message within a literal message. He promised he would only overstep just one more time, sent a silent prayer to his family and his team just incase he were caught, and sent Jane’s contact over to himself before deleting the evidence.'

    or,

    A thread of texts and moments between Marly and Jane! :)

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    16 Apr 2026

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  3. Public Bookmark 39

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    They meet online in 2008, arguing about hockey like it’s the most important thing in the world.

    By the time they stop pretending it’s just about hockey, it’s already too late.

    Shane and Ilya grow up across screens, time zones, and different countries—through AIM messages, away messages, Blackberry Messenger, text messages and slivers of time when they play each other. One of them knows exactly what he’s feeling. The other takes years to catch up.

    From World Juniors to the MHL, from online anonymity to public scrutiny, this is a story about what it means to fall for someone from across the world who is supposed to be your opponent and what it costs to keep that love hidden.

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    08 Apr 2026

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    centaurs ✅

    [picture] The middle of the Ottawa-Buffalo game. In front of a net, Ilya Rozanov is on one knee on the ice, flanked by two Buffalo players, stick outstretched toward Shane Hollander who has the puck on his stick.

    CENS WIN

    OTT 5 FINAL 1 BUF

    [video, 15 seconds]

    The post-game press line, Ilya Rozanov sweaty and shirtless, a mic held in front of his face.

    ESPN reporter: Ilya, what an amazing assist in the second period power play. You were literally swiveling on one knee avoiding two defensemen, and sliding the puck to Hollander to score.

    Rozanov (grinning): Well, sometimes you have to go down on one knee for your man, you know.

    [Caption] Married life #Cens style: scoring goals with your husband!

     

    Or: Ilya keeps breaking the internet with his interviews and shenanigans. The internet, predictably, keeps losing its shit.

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    10 Feb 2026

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    Like a Record Baby (Will LaPointe): i keep thinking this is some sort of insane dream
    Like a Record Baby (Will LaPointe): but no. we got SHANE HOLLANDER.
    Like a Record Baby (Will LaPointe): because of HOMOPHOBIA!
    Sherlock Holmes (Carter Holmberg): rare homophobia win
    Shane Hollander: Well let’s not go that far.
    El Capitan (Ilya Rozanov): holmberg please refrain from being pro homophobia in the group chat or shane will report you to management

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    Or: Shane's first season on the Ottawa Centaurs, as told through a number of increasingly unhinged texts

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    23 Mar 2026

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