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“But you better quit it with the smart-ass comments,” Michael says, “because then I will actually hit you.”But Luke can’t help it. Because Michael always makes himself the center of gravity. He was in Luke’s school and then Jack’s shop and then their house and then the band. He’s everywhere. He always has been. Luke can’t do anything to stop it. He’s like bacteria. Or the flu. Or cancer, most succinctly.
“Please don’t,” is the only thing Luke manages, eyes crawling over every inch of Michael’s grit jaw for penance.
Luke's in Catholic school and Michael's a mechanic. They've hated each other since they were kids. That doesn't go away once they start hooking up all the time.Or, an early-2000s AU featuring DIY garage bands, MySpace stalking, unsanitary stick-and-pokes, and a slightly concerning psychosexual fixation on each other.
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- Part 1 of i got to evolve!
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06 Mar 2026
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Michael just doesn’t understand what it’s like to meet someone and feel such an instant, electrifying connection. He’s never been so drawn to someone that he resorts to such tactics. Ashton doesn’t tell him that, doesn’t want to be on the receiving end on his overdramatic pouts and pained eyes, but it’s the truth. At the end of the day, Ashton knows his feelings are more than just attraction - he couldn’t stop watching Calum if he tried.
“And he can’t see you through the window?" Michael asks.
“Not at all.” Ashton watches as Calum rips open an envelope, smiling at the card he finds inside. It makes Ashton grin too. “I’ve waved to him, got no response. He’s fucked his friend twice now, and I’ve been right here watching.” Michael laughs. “Not like that. I just happened to glance over and - ”
“Oh, you just happened to, huh?"
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After moving into his new apartment, Ashton realizes that his neighbor never closes his curtains.
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25 Jan 2026
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Michael and Luke have been in a relationship on and off for several years. After both getting married and having children, have those feelings disappeared completely?
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Join me as I show Muke through the years and how they finally come back together.
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- Part 2 of ill give you the best years
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06 Jan 2026
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“You’re home, therefore available. You see Ashton on a near-daily basis,” Michael deadpans. Calum considers pointing out that most of his time with Ashton is on the clock, but refrains and accepts his fate.
“Yeah, okay. We’ll watch them.” Calum knows he’s being difficult. It’s only an afternoon, and the vinyls can wait. Deciding this is an opportunity to become the kids’ favorite uncle over Ashton, he begins to search the house for anything that needs to be moved to a higher shelf.
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Michael's babysitter cancels on him last-minute, and what kind of uncle would Calum be if he said no to his nieces?
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05 Jan 2026
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second story floorboards by nightskeletons for some_kind_of_paradise
Fandoms: 5 Seconds of Summer (Band)
21 Dec 2025
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Ashton is a terrible person, that much he knows. But he’s a terrible person with hard deadlines, and after all of them have passed, maybe he can try to make a better impression on his hot, gay upstairs neighbors.
Although, his new neighbor has likely crafted an Ashton-looking villain inside his head, because while he may be the asshole who can’t keep it down, Ashton’s the asshole who told him to shut up— and now, Ashton really can’t be sure which one of those monikers is worse.
A 2004-snapshot story, featuring failed elections, broadband internet, flip phones, misunderstandings, and a long overdue dinner for two.
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21 Dec 2025
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“What about you and Ashton?”
Ah fuck, Luke should have known better than to assume he would have gotten out of this conversation scot-free. “What about me and Ash?” He shoots Michael a look that says please shut up, but of course, he doesn’t listen.
“Isn’t it the same situation with you and him? You guys are fucking too – don’t you even try and say you’re not – but you want it to be more.”
Hearing it said out loud is like an arrow through his heart: aim so true it’s impossible for it to do anything but hurt. He takes a deep shuddering breath, pressing down the lid tight on the box of emotions he’s labeled Property of Ashton Irwin: Do Not Touch.
“It’s just sex.” The words taste like sawdust coming off his tongue, but Luke can’t– isn’t ready to handle it yet. “That’s it.”
or, a story where Luke models, Ashton sings, and neither of them talk like they should.
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19 Dec 2025
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Calum Hood has harbored a lifelong dream of playing A-League Football, and as one of the most talented and attractive players, he's received numerous offers. However, he ultimately decides to join Sydney FC on a whim. Upon meeting Ashton Irwin, Calum is immediately taken with him, despite his moody demeanor being a challenge to navigate.
Ashton Irwin knows that success as a drummer doesn't come for free. It takes dedication, drive, and focus to become the best in the industry. It's tough being part of a band like 5 Second Summer that's not going anywhere. Meanwhile, "Hotshot Hood" seems to have an easier time of it. Adding to Ashton's troubles is Calum who won't give him space, and his mind keeps wandering to the annoying footballer.
A relationship is the last thing either of them needs, especially with their dreams of success. But can you truly have success without living in a complete mess?
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18 Dec 2025
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I swear that I will wake up next to you by cyclogenesis (addictedkitten)
Fandoms: 5 Seconds of Summer (Band)
03 Aug 2018
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Ashton can keep himself under control, prides himself on it, but maybe it’s been too long since they let themselves have this again. Meditation can only do so much. Sometimes Ashton just needs Calum too fucking bad.
(Set during their June 2018 five day Turks & Caicos trip with each other.)
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17 Dec 2025
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You Pool Me In by nothingliketherain (39_killer_queen)
Fandoms: 5 Seconds of Summer (Band)
13 Mar 2021
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When Ashton hires someone to clean his pool, he doesn’t expect a tall, gorgeous man in shorts and a tank top. He doesn’t expect someone like Calum.
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13 Dec 2025
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Luke shouldn't be trusted at parties. Luckily, he has Michael
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12 Dec 2025
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Ashton Irwin has only ever known the community he grew up in, and as next in line to lead his people he shouldn’t need experience otherwise. But when he finally escapes he stumbles into a café just so happened to be owned by a pink haired man and meets his cast of quirky friends.
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03 Dec 2025
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“What are you smirking about?” Calum asks, feeling the way Ashton’s lips twist upwards where they’re pressed against the skin of his thigh.
“Nothing,” Ashton lies, focusing back on the mark he’s been working on for a few minutes, sucking and biting at the sensitive skin while Calum lets out breathy sounds.
“Liar, I can feel you smirking.”
“I’m just smiling because I love you, and I love your thighs.”
“You love leaving hickeys on my thighs, you caveman,” Calum says with a laugh, squirming a little when Ashton gives the bruised skin a kitten lick before moving on to leave another mark. “We’re recording tomorrow and I’m wearing a skirt, damn it, you gotta be careful.”
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Ashton has a thing for Calum’s thighs and leaving marks on them. He knows Calum doesn’t mind, that he loves it. Not so much when it exposes them to their friends.
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27 Nov 2025
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He thinks about it a lot. Ashton’s always showing his tits off – slutty tank tops, button downs with no buttons up, no shirt at all (which always leaves Calum distracted and his cock at half mast). He thinks often about laying Ashton down, squeezing his perfect tits in his hands, threading his fingers through his hair and thumbing over his perky nipples. About spreading lube over the skin and fucking into the space between his tits, feeling his perfect body against his aching cock.
Or, Calum fucks Ashton's tits.
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26 Nov 2025
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Ashton is the one to blame for this messed up situation.
Ashton and his inviting smile. Ashton and his hand caressing Luke's hips gently, a beautiful brunette girl in his other arm. Ashton and his lips on Luke's ear, soft voice whispering ‘Come on, it'll be fun’.
The next thing Luke remembers, he’s making out with that same girl in the backseat of Ashton's car. His bandmate and friend driving them home while sneaking interested stares through the rearview mirror and smiling every time his lustful eyes met Luke's.
Or, Luke's never been good at no strings attached (and maybe the girls in his threesomes with Ashton are just an excuse).
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24 Nov 2025
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sweat it out, shut your mouth ('cause i know how the words get you) by scnepup, spookyjwd
Fandoms: 5 Seconds of Summer (Band)
09 Aug 2025
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“Jesus Christ, got yourself all worked up over some boots? Look at me, pup.”
A red tint blotted his cheeks out of embarrassment. Michael followed instructions, still trying to catch his breath. He looked at her with pleading eyes. He wasn’t sure what he was pleading for — he didn’t want to know. He wanted her to choose what he wanted. He needed her to, he couldn’t pick for himself.
“Do you want to touch them?” Luke asked. Her tone was bittersweet. Candied venom that Michael wished he could taste.
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22 Nov 2025
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The man was staring at him, a smirk on his lips, a dimple on display. Shit. Michael had… he totally had been gaping at this fucking drop of sweat for God knows how long. Because…. Ashton was just… playing with his fucking nerves. Michael wasn't the one to blame. Ashton was a fucking Asshole that absolutely didn't have to run shirtless and look so hot and force Michael to get distracted by his sweat. Wait– Ashton wasn't hot.
Michael blushed.
“If Michael’s done staring I'll go,” Ashton droped with his smirk still on his face.
Michael's eyes widened. The son of a bitch.
“You-”
Ashton was already gone. Calum laughed and Michael glared at him.
“This Asshole…” he mumbled. “What is his problem?”
“Um. Maybe you checking him out like that,” Calum rolled his eyes.
“I wasn’t– no! I wasn't checking him out! I got- I got distracted because… there was a drop of sweat on his neck and– I was looking at the drop!” Michael explained.
Luke burst into laughter. “Yeah, because that makes it so much better!”
“Shut up!” Michael whined, blushing.or,
michael is forced to go camping with the Asshole and he hates him, until he doesn't.Bookmarked by squashedshrooms
21 Nov 2025
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Ashton doesn’t like the tone of Calum’s voice. It makes his insides shake with uncertainty. “What do you mean?”
“Oh, nothing,” Calum says with a shrug. He removes his shoe without breaking eye contact, putting his leg back to the ground slowly, too slowly, before padding towards Ashton, the insufferable grin still glued to his face. “I just thought you were supposed to focus on your drums and not, you know– my ass.”
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5 times calum wears skirts that keep getting shorter on tour and 1 time ashton does something about it
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20 Nov 2025
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Ashton always initiates it, Calum is always far too happy to play along, and they always get each other off using their hands while pressed as closely together as physically possible. Then Calum will laugh a little, Ashton will grin, and they’ll use whatever they can find to wipe themselves off before pulling their pants back up, making sure the coast is clear on the other side of the door, and go hit the showers.
That’s how it goes. That’s how it’s always gone. That’s probably how it will always go.
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12 Nov 2025
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Crowley and Aziraphale’s entire relationship spanned just a little under eleven months. If dissected, the entire affair can be categorized very neatly into three parts: a rocky beginning, a rocky middle, and a rocky end.
It devastates Crowley, how something that was so promising and held so much potential could end in such a shitstorm. Diminished to nothing but a hungover, sad, and lonely stain on his couch, Crowley is left to wonder if it was always going to end this way— or if it’s ended yet at all.
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15 Apr 2024
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A Healing Touch. by Crowley_Kitten
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
07 Jun 2025
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Aziraphale Fell is a Rugby player past his physical peak.
his aches and pains are getting harder to work around.but a sports physio is about to change his life entirely.
My first human AU.
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22 Feb 2023