stupiddexter
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Vicky gives Calculester a hand during a late night in the lab.
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try to kill it all away (but i remember everything) by stupiddexter
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Wolverine (Movies), X-Men (Movieverse), X-Men - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
13 Aug 2024
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Logan finally meets some more of Wade's friends!
However, it would seem they've already met. If Logan could just remember where...
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whenever i want you, all i have to do is dream by stupiddexter
Fandoms: Welcome Home - Clown Illustration
19 Mar 2024
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Howdy goes over to deliver Julie's groceries and, in her hibernation-induced exhaustion, the Rainbow Monster ends up making a confession.
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the world has grown cold (now that you've gone away) by stupiddexter
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
29 Feb 2024
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Cherri Bomb misses Sir Pentious. Emily helps out.
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When Niffty's ex-husband returns, she's ready.
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i don't care if heaven won't take me back by stupiddexter
Fandom: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Hazbin Hotel (Web Series)
29 Feb 2024
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a.k.a. Charlie's Angels.
A series focusing on the angels, fallen and otherwise, of the Hazbin Hotel cast.
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From the floor, Kendra wheezes, “You got a fucking bowl cut on purpose?”
“It’s an homage,” Guy says through his teeth.
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01 Aug 2025
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she sits, and she waits for her story to start.
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21 Jun 2025
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- carcinoGeneticist [CG] began trolling ectoBiologist [EB] -
CG: THE INEVITABLE HAS OCCURRED.
CG: SOME MICROORGANISM ENDEMIC TO THIS FECULENTLY OVERCROWDED PLANET HAS MUTATED SUFFICIENTLY TO COLONIZE MY DEFENSELESS BLOODSTREAM.
CG: MIMICKING PRECISELY THE SCENARIO FROM THE HUMAN LITERARY CLASSIC ‘WAR OF THE WORLDS’
CG: EXCEPT THAT INSTEAD OF SAVING THE HUMANS FROM DESTRUCTION AT THE GRUESOME APPENDAGES OF MINDLESS GENOCIDAL MONSTERS, THIS HEROIC MICROBE HAS SAVED YOUR PATHETIC ASS FROM MY COMPAF;DS’
CG: COMPARATIVELY MILD WRATH AT YOUR COMPLETE FUCKING INABILITY TO EVER DO DISHES EVER.
CG: SO BASICALLY NOTHING LIKE THE BOOK AT ALL EXCEPT THAT I’M DISEASED.Bookmarked by stupiddexter
19 Jun 2025
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In which Karkat Vantas is a surly ex-Marine who is absolutely for sure NOT a gray space alien, nor has he ever been a gray space alien at any point in his life ever, regardless of what this weirdo Sollux Captor claims when they meet in a bar one miserable Friday night.
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13 Jun 2025
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Your name is Dave Strider and you are 26 years old.
You have just gotten engaged.
The problem being that you have just gotten engaged to your best male friend in a furious fit of stupidity, champagne, one-upmanship and a weird warm-glowy feeling that occasionally (or more than occasionally) rolls around in the pit of your stomach and makes you act like a moron. You have, over the past 13 years and much careful experimentation, dubbed this “The Egbert Effect”.
You would like to state, for the record, that you are definitely, completely and 100% NOT A HOMOSEXUAL.
As Bro carefully describes to you what, as the DJ, he’s going to play at the reception (almost entirely a medley of Nicki Minaj and Ke$ha), you carefully nurse a Rock Star and vodka like a 16 year old girl who just popped her cherry at prom and try to figure out what the fuck happened over the past decade or so to land you in this mess.
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13 Jun 2025