t4steinmen
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- Rammstein (3)
- Metalocalypse (Cartoon) (1)
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Flake swears he's not a stalker. He prefers the word obsession.
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Random PWP drabbles/oneshots for pairings I like.
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Schneider never forgot those pink panties he head to wear in Mein Teil.
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Skwisgaar's goal is simple and completely attainable: just go to the fucking bathroom.
(alternatively, Ahhh Piss Noooo)
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Feeling B are just becoming established, but Paul wants more. He doesn't know exactly what it is that he wants, though - not until he meets the shy, mysterious Till.
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06 Feb 2026
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Robby is starving.
Dennis starts to notice.
Series
- Part 1 of hickory, just as well
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- English
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08 Nov 2025
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The first one he chalks up to negligence, someone received the wrong instructions for a postmortem examination. An unfortunate mistake, but these things happen. The second one means someone is making this kind of mistake twice, which is already twice more than it should have happened, and whoever's teaching down there sure as hell should have caught the error and corrected it by now.
The third one is what makes him sure this isn't an accident. Someone is stealing human remains in the hospital.
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02 Nov 2025
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1985: Per the requirements of his probation, 25 year old Magnus Hammersmith gets an honest-to-god job at a record store.
1986: Crystal Mountain Records gives employees free tickets to a Snakes n' Barrels concert as part of a promotion
2002: Magnus Hammersmith puts his storage unit up for auction, breaks his lease, and drives across the country to audition for Pickles' new band
2009: Disgraced ex-Dethklok guitarist Magnus Hammersmith executes his plan for revenge
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13 Jan 2025
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When Pickles goes missing, Nathan reconsiders their friendship.
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14 Dec 2024