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    This series was the result of a two person writing prompt. Each person takes a turn writing one paragraph. When the second person begins to write their paragraph, they are only allowed to read the last sentence of the previous one. This causes some confusion among authors. There can be more than one author.

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    Max Jägerman never stops the bullet. (Or, at least, he doesn't catch it. Because, well, that's so boring, isn't it? What, he just catches it? Before anything fun and spectacularly bloody happens? No, no, no that won't do.)

    Stephanie Lauter just happens to be a piss poor shot. (There, that's better.)

     

    (Alternatively titled: What if Steph still shot Pete, but totally fucked it up)

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    12 Nov 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 18

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    The three teenagers sit huddled to the back of the interrogation room, each tucked under their own shock blankets in varying stages of comfort. Only Peter looks up at the door’s rusty groaning. His arm is in a sling.

    “Hey, yous,” Ted steps through the threshold. “So, hey, when I said I could come pick you up for whatever, whenever, if you’d just dared to live a little, I didn’t mean at the ass crack of dawn on a goddamn Wednesday while I’m hungover, Petey.”

    “What the fuck did you just say?” Officer Bailey interrupts.

    “Oh, nothing, sir, all classy law-abiding topics of conversation here,” Ted says. “Hey, Petey, at least tell me you’re wasted off your ass and that this was all worth it.”

    “I’m not,” Peter says, voice hoarse.

    “Fucking useless.”

    (Or: the one where Theodore Spankoffski shows up at the police station that night after the nightmare is over.)

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    07 Nov 2025

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    Steph has mixed feelings about what friendship is. Pete has a lot of changes to work through. And Max?
    "I can't kill you, but I can kill your dignity. However little you have left, anyway."
    Max can't lay a finger on any of the nerds, but he can at least haunt the shit out of these assholes.

    Or, the humbling of Max Jägerman the Shitty Ghost.

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    27 Oct 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 6

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    "Is that okay if I’m…? I mean, I don’t wanna grind on your face too hard.”

    “Fucking go for it.” Ted insisted. “I really like your hands in my hair too, just grab me and put me where you want me. Like Ratatouille, except puppeteering me to get yourself off.”

    “Okay, Pixar references are never allowed in this context.”

    “But I’ve got a Woody right here, babe." Then Ted had the audacity to wink.

    [ted goes down on paul for the first time. good discussions, silly jokes, and multiple orgasms!]

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    24 Oct 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 4

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    Steph can bring a plus one to Brenda’s party. Pete’s a nerd that loves math; he’d simply adore to ‘plus one’ (heh. Puns).

    But… parties are loud. And crowded. And seem like hell.

    But Steph looks so happy….

    Dealing with Max was hard enough. Now Pete has to deal with being overstimulated at a party and his growing feelings for his girlfriend? At the same time?!

    Just hit him over the head with a textbook.

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    22 Oct 2025