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When a perfectionist ballerina sprains her ankle for the season, she has no choice but to team up with a cute contemporary dancer for the winter showcase.
FranMaya ballerina AU
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24 Apr 2026
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She’d had no reason to bring her vibrator on a two-week mission to the Badlands, and now the damned thing is 70,000 light years away.
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24 Apr 2026
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The man who shows up at Kathryn's door is not at all what she expects.
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24 Apr 2026
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Three loosely-connected scenes from the private life of John Doe and Arthur Lester, post-separation.
This fic is set some time after the events of All That Is Mine To Me; it will make perfect sense as a standalone separate-bodies smutfic, but the details of Arthur's disabilities and John's not-quite-humanness will be spoilers.
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23 Apr 2026
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Shortly after his return to New York, Arthur Lester is found comatose and blind in an alleyway with no memory nor idea towards what put him there. That's what he says anyway, since he has some idea considering the amount of enemies he's made in the past year. It would be a lot easier if most of it wasn't faded in strange obscurity when he tries to remember; if he hadn't gone through it all completely alone.
And then he starts seeing the same faceless stranger in his dreams.
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23 Apr 2026
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John wants to try his hand at letting Arthur take care of him. Arthur is very excited to accommodate. Both of them discover new things about themselves.
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21 Apr 2026
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All that is mine to me, all that is yours to you by Stringgoblin
Fandoms: Malevolent (Podcast)
05 Nov 2023
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"We'll find you a nice cadaver, or something."
After everything, Arthur and John finally have time to figure out how to get John his own body. It isn't a pleasant process. It turns out that having a fragment of a god excised from your mind has some side-effects, and being a fragment of a god suddenly resident in a human ex-corpse isn't particularly straightforward either.
They'll help each other through it. They always do.
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15 Apr 2026
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After getting his own body, John finds it difficult to adjust to one of the most basic and most anticipated new options for him: sleep.
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08 Apr 2026
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“And as much as I believe that,” John begins and Arthur waits until he continues for the next pull at the cigarette, “you’re sure there’s nothing else that’s sending you out here like a brooding teenager?”
Arthur nearly splutters, turning his head toward John for the full wide-eyed effect, “Brooding? Am I brooding?”
John makes a noncommittal noise, makes sure to ruffle the sleeve of his coat as he motions, “It was the closest word I could come to, so yes. I think you are. For the entire day you have been, in fact.”
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05 Apr 2026
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After the confrontation with the King, John awakens to a beautiful vision of a life he and Arthur never had the chance to lead. Is this a manipulative trick meant to break him, or something else entirely?
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04 Apr 2026
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Après moi, le déluge. (There is nothing gentle about Bond. There is nothing gentle about Q.)
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- Part 1 of author's favorites
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23 Mar 2026
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Five Times Hal Complains and One He Shuts The Hell Up by ChocolateTeapots for finalfrontierpioneer
Fandoms: DCU
24 Sep 2021
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The world’s ridiculous, and Hal’s going to tell Barry all about it. Oh, and hopefully they'll get together at some point.
It’s not like Hal really has a plan, but that's never stopped him before. Let the whining and dining commence!
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23 Mar 2026
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Stay put until you’re well. Let him stand guard.
After Q is attacked, he wakes up at a private clinic with Bond by his bedside. According to M’s instructions, Q is to see out his route to recovery in lodgings which, while idyllic, seem to be the source of some discomfort for Bond.
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05 Mar 2026
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On a quiet night off in London, Bond receives a mysterious text to come to Q's aid. But just what kind of trouble is Q in? And why does he require Bond to pose as his boyfriend?
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04 Mar 2026
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Q understood going in that nothing that happened during a mission was real, but it had become increasingly difficult to separate himself from the mission. Pretending to be Simon Gardiner was simple enough. Simon was a tech geek who’d made a pile of money before the dot-com crash, and Q could identify. James, though, was a different matter. As James Gardiner he had been affection personified, the performance of his rôle as besotted husband transcendent. No one watching would ever doubt that he was in love with his Simon.
And Q was watching
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04 Mar 2026
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James Bond’s return to Six after a two month holiday is merely a continuation of what makes Q’s life more challenging, but it’s not like he hasn’t got practice with dealing with troublesome double-oh agents, meddling friends, and gossiping minions, right?
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The first thing M ever said to the new Quartermaster after 007 came back to life was, “For the love of god, whatever you do, do not fall in love with him.”
Unfortunately for Q, she said that in front of his entire branch.
The betting pool has been going on ever since.
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04 Mar 2026
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A Bond of Matrimony by enigma_kar
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies), James Bond (Movies), SPECTRE (2015)
28 Dec 2015
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The one where Bond’s next mission involves going undercover with Q. Includes: banter, fake marriage, espionage, car chases, life-or-death situations, and Moneypenny taking far too much delight in the whole affair.
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04 Mar 2026
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“I’m not you, Bond. I don’t exactly have a technique for getting rich strangers to like me.”
“Just do your naive cute puppy thing, and they’ll be doting on you in no time,” Bond replies as he pulls up to the grand estate.
“My what?” Q asks incredulously. Bond doesn’t answer, simply giving him an indulgent smile. The fucker.
(or: 00q meets Gosford Park. Except not really.)
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04 Mar 2026
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Sleeping With James Bond by dhampir72
Fandoms: Skyfall (2012) - Fandom, James Bond (Craig Movies)
31 Aug 2013
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What it’s like to sleep with James Bond.
(Or alternatively: five reasons why James Bond is one of the worst bed partners in the history of the world and the one reason Q keeps him around anyway.)
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08 Feb 2026
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Cupcake; small iced cake: a small individual iced cake, baked in a paper or foil cup or in a cup-shaped mold, usually topped with a sweet icing and sprinkles. [Five Times there was Bond, Q, and a nickname of the confectionary persuasion, and one time there were witnesses.]
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03 Feb 2026