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You Can Lead a Bard to Healthcare by telarna for tablelamp
Fandoms: Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023)
18 Dec 2023
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- but you sure can't make him drink!
Except, hang on, that's a lie; Holga absolutely can and will force medication down Ed's throat, she's got zero mercy for anyone who isn't Kira or a questionably attractive halfling man preferably carrying freshly scalloped potatoes, but. Where was he going with this.
Look, it's a metaphor, okay, Ed's working on it. He'll get back to you when he can see in a straight line again.
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Tales From Bunny Mountain by telarna for enemyofrome
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Dec 2019
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The auntie freezes. “Ah,” she says, and swallows. “That is to say…” Her fingers tighten around the basket, and she goes on, despairingly, “Has Lan-er-gongzi not… spoken to you? Of the Thousand Freedoms spirit cleansing array and its… side effects?”
“A-yi,” Wei Wuxian says gravely, still petting the rabbit, “it is safe to say that he has not.”
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What’s a little grand theft dino between friends?
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Forces Impressed Thereon by telarna for valmora
Fandoms: Rivers of London - Ben Aaronovitch
17 Dec 2016
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"Every body perseveres in its state of rest, or of uniform motion in a right line, unless it is compelled to change that state by forces impressed thereon." - Isaac Newton
Thomas returns to the Folly in the wake of the defeat of Henry Pyke.
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The bath takes care of the sweat. Takes care of the burnt bits of skin and fat that still cling to his palm. Zuko scrubs his body until it’s raw, blushing red; he dunks his head under the hot water and stays there, staring up at the dark, vaulted ceiling of the washroom until his lungs run out of breath to use.
The oil of honeysuckle and opium and cinnamon, sweet and sharp and earthy, does not wash the stench of scorched flesh out of his nose.Zuko falls asleep on the evening of his official coronation, when he’s twenty-one-years old and has finally reached his majority. Zuko wakes on the morning of the Agni Kai with his father, eight years earlier.
This is annoying for several reasons, like the fact that the War is still ongoing, that he has zero friends, and that Ozai is not in jail.
It’s time to scheme.Series
- Part 1 of to try again-verse
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23 Apr 2026
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the whole world blind by akurosa
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga), 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
11 Apr 2026
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Operation Guard Dog was when an ANBU changed places with the asset to provide the asset with an additional layer of identity security. It was rarely used because it required that the asset be skilled enough to pass off as ANBU and the need to protect their identity outweigh the dangers of masquerading as ANBU.
It was fortunate that Minato-sensei had insisted on wearing the ANBU uniform, Kakashi thought to himself.
AU where BNHA adults meet ANBU Kakashi and are appropriately appalled.
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22 Apr 2026
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Someone You Knew In Another Life by Spreta_Invidia
Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
09 Jan 2024
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When Unwin Peake killed his queen, Aegon knew it was time to die.
After the death of Jaehaera, Aegon decides to end his life. But instead, he's offered a chance to go back to a point in time where he may be able to change fate: the fate of his parents, his family, and his kingdom.
And of the dragons themselves, but Aegon didn't think about that part.
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18 Apr 2026
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Dragonstone by Danivat (DannieU)
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
14 Apr 2017
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After the death of his brother, Robert Baratheon needs a loyalist Lord on Dragonstone. He also really wants back in Ned's good graces.
Or, the Game goes on after the Rebellions. The Starks still won't play, but everyone is playing the Game all around them, and Jon Sand has somehow become an important piece. Robert Baratheon, unknowingly, is the Targaryens' greatest asset.
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15 Apr 2026
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In one hand he’s got a knife--the kind all the students keep to sharpen their nibs and carve their names wherever it’s the most pain in the ass to sand them out--but that’s not what’s got everybody frozen, because in his other hand the poor mad kid is holding all his beads.
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15 Apr 2026