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• A Dead Man and a Flock of Eagles Walk Into a State Vital Records Office by Gender_Crisis_Inc, teleostei

  Fandoms: Spies Are Forever - Talkfine/Tin Can Brothers  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  24 Jan 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Owen Carvour/Agent Curt Mega
  • Owen Carvour
  • Agent Curt Mega
  • Heist
  • Humor
  • Fluff and Humor
  • Minor Angst
  • Owen Carvour Lives
  • No Beta We Die Like Owen (Legally)
  • Curt is having the time of his life
  • Owen just wants to legally have a life
  • Sexual Humor
  • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
  • Post-Canon
  • Post-Banana Incident (Spies Are Forever)
  • Established Relationship
  • minor hurt/comfort
  • hand holding
  • Minor Violence
  • Agent Curt Mega Has ADHD
  • Agent Curt Mega Being a Dumbass
  • Himbo Agent Curt Mega

  Summary

  Owen rubs a hand down his face in exasperation. He’s had more than enough of Curt’s antics for one day. “What do you think this is, one of your old spy movies?”

  There’s silence on the line for a long moment.

  “Eagle one is not answering that.”

  OR:

  Owen and Curt embark on their greatest mission yet - Stealing Owen's death certificate from the New Jersey State Vital Records Office.

  Series

  • Part 2 of Teleostei and Gender_Crisis_Inc collabs

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  5,799

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  2

  Kudos:

  8

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  32

• Metronome by teleostei

  Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Other
  • Complete Work

  09 Jan 2025

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
  • Aziraphale & Crowley (Good Omens)
  • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
  • Crowley (Good Omens)
  • Hurt/Comfort
  • Emotional Hurt/Comfort
  • Aziraphale is a Mess (Good Omens)
  • Ambiguous Aziraphale and Crowley Relationship (Good Omens)
  • what's not ambiguous is that they love each other sooo much
  • Crowley Loves Aziraphale (Good Omens)
  • Aziraphale Loves Crowley (Good Omens)
  • Communication
  • they are Talking with a capital T
  • it is very difficult for them
  • Aziraphale and Crowley Like Holding Hands (Good Omens)
  • Panic Attacks
  • Post-Season/Series 01
  • Quote: You go too fast for me Crowley (Good Omens)
  • Insecure Aziraphale (Good Omens)
  • Light Angst
  • Aziraphale Needs a Hug (Good Omens)
  • Aziraphale Gets a Hug (Good Omens)
  • Crowley Needs a Hug (Good Omens)
  • Crowley Gets a Hug (Good Omens)
  • Soft Crowley (Good Omens)
  • Protective Crowley (Good Omens)
  • POV Alternating
  • implied Autistic Aziraphale
  • Crowley Takes Care of Aziraphale (Good Omens)
  • Crowley is a Sweetheart (Good Omens)

  Summary

  Having stopped the end of the world, Aziraphale and Crowley are finally free to do whatever they want, but Aziraphale struggles with the lack of direction. Everything seems to be changing around him, and he doesn’t know how to cope. When he finally hits his breaking point, Crowley is there to help him through it.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  6,966

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  14

  Kudos:

  118

  Bookmarks:

  21

  Hits:

  1,262