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    Ilya is not going to steal Shane Hollander's dog. That would be illegal. And wrong. And someone would probably find out and make Ilya give him back.

    So. Not stealing.

    But there is nothing wrong with giving Chernysh all the pats and treats that he deserves, is there?

    Nothing wrong with encouraging Chernysh to spend more and more time at Ilya's house until he doesn't even remember who Hollander is.

    Because Hollander is stupid and boring and does not deserve a dog as good as Chernysh. No, he doesn't, does he? Because Chernysh is the best boy in the whole world, yes he is.

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    18 May 2026

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    @ayyyyy_78 i'm sorry but if my husband was out making out sloppy with some hot young thing literally five minute after i'd left i’d be on the news
    @hollanovchaos replying to @ayyyyy_78 the night they WON 😭
    @sickomodee_ replying to @hollanovchaos divorce. immediately. no conversation. no shit to pack bc the house would already be burning down

    or; some morning afters hit harder than others (even after winning the cup)

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    18 May 2026

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    Shane of ALL the kids in the world mine had to go and pick a fight with that of one of the asshole attorneys from the 16th floor
    Hayden is she hot?
    Shane dude
    Hayden sorry force of habit
    Hayden is he hot

    or: two equally stubborn single dads headbutt over a playground fight

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    18 May 2026

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    LaPointe: omg lol can you imagine

    LaPointe: luca brings his mystery man along next week for the hard launch

    LaPointe: and it’s cliff fucking marleau

    LaPointe: now that would really be a hollander/rozanov manoeuvre lmao    

    Crack/Texting fic. Cliff Marleau is dating Luca Haas. Ilya has some feelings about it.

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    17 May 2026

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    “I pee on a stick every day, take my temperature, app tells me when to fuck,” Ilya summarises succinctly. “App says we fuck today. Possibly tomorrow also.”

    “Tomorrow too?” Shane teases. “Are you just trying to get into my pants?”

    “If I was just trying to get into your pants I wouldn’t be on bottom,” Ilya points out, and he does have a point there. Not that topping is unpleasant, or anything, but it’s not exactly something Shane tends to do without an occasion. “I also wouldn’t have to use app. I would say ‘Hollander, get your dick out,’ and you get your dick out.”

    “Are you calling me easy?”

    “Yes. We are both easy, it is the best thing about our relationship.”

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    Shane and Ilya want kids, preferably soon. The details of making that happen prove to be slightly more complicated than initially anticipated.

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    16 May 2026