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  1. Public Bookmark 6

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    She thinks you're the child's parent.

    You have got to be shitting me.

    ART what the fuck do I do.

    Don't panic—

    Wow real helpful

    —Just let her think that, act as if you are the child's parent.

    Oh sure let me just pull up my act-like-a-human-parent module real quick— Oh, right, I DON'T HAVE ONE.

    "Uhh, yeah," I said like an idiot. "I've never really done this before." I'm so fucked.

    Or; Murderbot and ART acquire a human child to just about everyone's surprise, and it goes about how you'd expect.

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    09 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 11

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    "You're being reassigned"

    I stood there, staring at Seth like he had just shot me. 

    Reassigned? Maybe I didn't understand what that meant in this context. I queried a definition and nope. I got it. Can they do that? 

    ***

    SecUnit is reassigned to another ship for a supposedly low risk mission. ART hates the idea immediately.

    Unfortunately, ART is right.

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    >> NO Platform Decay Spoilers!

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    09 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 11

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    Now that Three has recovered from its injuries, SecUnit has to find a new way of interacting with it that doesn’t involve triage.

    Three and SecUnit hang out together! There’s shopping, museums and someone may have bought a pair of heelys (or two). What’s that? Why did I tag it with graphic depictions of violence? You don’t need to worry about that yet.

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    29 Apr 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 7

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    Alternate Universe where Mensah and SecUnit are caught by the Combat SecUnit in Exit Strategy.

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    28 Apr 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 12

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    Dr. Mensah wasn't supposed to be here. She had stepped in at the last minute to help. SecUnit had insisted on joining.

    Perihelion forwards an alarming message from PSUMNT. SecUnit can't be two places at once, but when the Genarrans demand Dr. Mensah choose a Champion, no one else from Preservation would stand a chance against the Genarran combatant whose identity raises more questions.

    It only gets worse when a new Corporation is found to be involved, and the reasons for the PSUMNT alert come to light. One ship is already missing, and PSUMNT's reaction is unexpected.

    Something much bigger is going on, and Perihelion's crew needs to figure out what it is before it's too late. For that, they are going to need allies.

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    04 Mar 2026