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    Obi-Wan trains in the Temple on Jehda instead of the Temple on Coruscant. Continuing in a long line of mezabaan, who contract with other Force users in the Galaxy, Obi-wan’s life takes a sharp turn from his possible Jedi upbringing. Trained to listen, entertain and engage in conversation, Obi-wan is familiar with current academia and politics. He lives alone, with only his aide and apprentice, in the Jehda Temple under the heavy mantle of centuries old traditions and values.

    Raised to be a host to Force users of all types, he is surprised (and only a bit apprehensive) when he learns he will be hosting a Lord of the Sith. Darth Vader, apprentice to Emperor Sidious and High Commander of the Sith Galactic Imperial Army, calls upon him with little polite conversation and a jealous disdain towards Obi-Wan's other guests. While most of his guests visit only a few times during their lives, Obi-wan often finds Vader haunting his apartments.

    If only he could cajole the handsome man into speaking a bit more.

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    23 Mar 2026

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    “Let me get this straight,” he starts, through gritted teeth. “You were having—” he almost can’t even say the words, the idea is so mind numbingly outrageous, “—sexual relations during the war. With a captain of a partnering fleet.”

    Obi-Wan levels him with a look that he knows from repeated exposure typically precedes him saying something both completely true and absolutely about to hurt Anakin’s feelings.

    “Anakin, you had an entire secret wife during the war. I wasn’t allowed to, uh—” here, he purses his mouth like he’s tasting something slightly off, “—have sexual relations with willing parties?”

    Not with my captain, he wants to shriek. Through sheer force of will he manages not to.

    Instead, he digs his nails into the plural of Obi-Wan’s last words before they slide into the overwhelming, world-tilting slipstream of this entire conversation. “Who else?”

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    Multiple enlightening conversations are had about his master’s long and varied list of sexual conquests. Anakin conspires to get himself on the list. And, if he’s lucky, to possibly be the final entry.

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    Getting weird about jewelry.

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    01 Feb 2026

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    Sarah
    Does anyone have the number for Shane's girl from Boston? I feel bad that they've been seeing each other for this long and we've never added her here.

    Jackie
    Oh good point! Let me ask Hayden.

    Jackie has added Lily to the conversation

    Lily
    what
    what is this

    Or: Ilya Rozanov is, apparently, one of the girls.

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