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Blood Play, Heavenly Demon Style by thejester
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
31 May 2022
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All Shen Qingqiu wants is for his husband to wrap up his demonic business trip and come home already. And also for this unseasonable heat to go away.
Luo Bingge, on the other hand, would be perfectly fine if his inferior copy never came back at all. He's got some plans for the nice version of his Shizun and doesn't want any interruptions.
Note: This makes it sound like this is a serious story. It's not.
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Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore by thejester
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Jan 2022
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What would happen if LQG, LBH, and SQQ got temporarily transported into PIDW sometime before the Immortal Alliance Conference?
Well, mild chaos. Luo Bingge tries to convince Luo Bingmei that their Shizun is a scumbag no matter what universe he's from, Yue Qingyuan won't stop hovering around Shen Qingqiu, and people might need to start investing in helmets.
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Arthur and Vivi take a short break from looking for their missing friend Lewis and confess a few things to each other while getting wasted on tequila. Somehow this resolves pretty much nothing but at least they're having fun. (Kind of. Okay, they're sad and drunk but they're sad and drunk together and that's basically like having fun, right?)
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Vivi adds two and two together and gets five.
Or, one of the reasons why erasing your girlfriend's memory might make getting back together with her a little challenging.
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Tony Stark's Guide to Martyrdom by thejester
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
03 Dec 2017
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Or, how to only gamble what you're willing to lose.
Tony might not have known Thanos' name at first, but he's known that something's coming for ages now. He's prepared, he's taking this threat seriously, it'll all work out in the end. (Please, he thinks, let it all work out. Let everyone survive.)
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long story short by radioapple-heathen (hikariandyami) for BleakCinema
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
01 Jan 2026
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As much as Alastor had tried to forget that unpleasant summer, Lucifer would still come to mind over the years — a pitiful boy who wouldn't know a good thing if it was neatly placed right in front of him.
There's no trace of that boy now.
In his place is a man with cornsilk hair who wears his age like a vintage wine.
Who cannot, for a moment, take his eyes off Alastor.
A king whose eyes crinkle at the corners when he graces Alastor with the most bewitching smile.
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23 Feb 2026
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Alastor prides himself on being impossible to impress, impossible to claim, and above all, impossible to domesticate.
Lucifer, unfortunately, has never cared much for impossibilities.
When the King of Hell invites Alastor into a private evening meant purely for comfort, pleasure, and patience, Alastor finds himself navigating unfamiliar territory: being asked instead of taken, cherished instead of hunted, and offered devotion with no price attached.
What begins as indulgence slowly becomes something far more dangerous - trust.
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23 Feb 2026
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“The King of Hell’s annual rut is coming soon. I’ve decided to take myself off of the list of candidates once and for all. In order to do that, I need an Alpha to knot me. We enjoy one another’s company well enough, and you seem the sort to do an admirable job of it.”
More importantly, Lu Morgenstern seemed the sort Alastor could maneuver as he saw fit.
“All this so you can potentially avoid the honor of lying with the King of Hell during his rut?”
He rolled his eyes. “Yes, because being stripped down to nothing but my secondary gender and being selected as the next virgin sacrifice to be deflowered by the Devil himself is such an honor.”
Lu absently tapped a finger where his hand had come to rest on top of his desk. “You don’t believe it is? I’ve heard the Omega selected is handsomely compensated for their time.”
“Which makes it rather a lot like prostitution, wouldn’t you agree?”
“Yet here you are, offering yourself up to me for free.”
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Alastor needs to get rid of his pesky v-card, or risk conjugal jury duty interrupting his research. Too bad the Alpha he propositions is the very devil he’s trying to avoid…
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22 Feb 2026
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Charlie and Vaggie are in Heaven.
Charlie's friends are having a night on the town.
It's the perfect time for Lucifer to confront Alastor about his oh-so obvious allegiance with Heaven.
Unfortunately Alastor continues to surprise him.
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22 Feb 2026
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Dating Lucifer had changed little, and that was how he preferred it. If only he weren’t the one changing in the oddest of ways. Was that…? Did he just chirp?
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21 Feb 2026