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Blood Play, Heavenly Demon Style by thejester
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
31 May 2022
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All Shen Qingqiu wants is for his husband to wrap up his demonic business trip and come home already. And also for this unseasonable heat to go away.
Luo Bingge, on the other hand, would be perfectly fine if his inferior copy never came back at all. He's got some plans for the nice version of his Shizun and doesn't want any interruptions.
Note: This makes it sound like this is a serious story. It's not.
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Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore by thejester
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Jan 2022
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What would happen if LQG, LBH, and SQQ got temporarily transported into PIDW sometime before the Immortal Alliance Conference?
Well, mild chaos. Luo Bingge tries to convince Luo Bingmei that their Shizun is a scumbag no matter what universe he's from, Yue Qingyuan won't stop hovering around Shen Qingqiu, and people might need to start investing in helmets.
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Arthur and Vivi take a short break from looking for their missing friend Lewis and confess a few things to each other while getting wasted on tequila. Somehow this resolves pretty much nothing but at least they're having fun. (Kind of. Okay, they're sad and drunk but they're sad and drunk together and that's basically like having fun, right?)
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Vivi adds two and two together and gets five.
Or, one of the reasons why erasing your girlfriend's memory might make getting back together with her a little challenging.
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Tony Stark's Guide to Martyrdom by thejester
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
03 Dec 2017
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Or, how to only gamble what you're willing to lose.
Tony might not have known Thanos' name at first, but he's known that something's coming for ages now. He's prepared, he's taking this threat seriously, it'll all work out in the end. (Please, he thinks, let it all work out. Let everyone survive.)
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Alastor had been painted in blood many times in his life. Mostly other people's – less enjoyably, his own – but never had it been so artfully done as this.
Truthfully, he almost abandoned his plan entirely, admiring the way the red shone against his fawn skin – he did look good in red, after all. He added another mark to his upper left shoulder, his head twisting the full one eighty degrees so he could see himself in the mirror.
He looked downright terrifying – exactly the sort of devil worshipper mothers warned their children about, clad only in a pair of black undershorts and painted from neck to hoof with patterns and symbols he didn't fully understand – but which he copied out with a painstaking level of attention to detail from the book Lucifer had reluctantly handed over at his request.
He thought back on how surprised Lucifer had been at his suggestion.
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- Part 13 of AppleRadio ONE SHOTS
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18 May 2026
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Unusually for the Radio Demon, he took the other’s words to heart, as laughable as that sentence was. How dare he be compared to something so.. so below him! It spoke of weakness, a lack of control. And, he absolutely despised not being in control.
So, his plan was simple. Seduce the King into their bed and take control. Do all the work as the other so graciously usually did, and prove that he is indeed not a pillow princess!
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16 May 2026
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As it turned out, there were consequences to making deals with devils. Or, in this particular instance: The Devil.
Dire consequences, as far as Alastor was concerned. And with every day, and every denial falling past his own lips, that list of corollaries kept growing until retaining it within the confines of his own mind became an impossibility.
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- Part 2 of Bottom Alastor Week 2024
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16 May 2026
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There's a dozen or so piles of rope that seem to be placed strategically on the well-polished floor, likely both for show and to serve a purpose that Alastor doesn’t quite want to grasp. Or, he doesn’t want to. Not while the weight of his mistakes weigh heavier and heavier on his shoulders with every step he takes into the room.
He never should have made that fucking bet.
Originally planned as something short for bottom Alastor week. But it's me, it had to get long. I've got a lot of thoughts about Alastor, what it would take for him to be this vulnerable, and the steps to get there, so enjoy him dipping his toes into the unknown after going through a LOT of mental anguish.
Featuring artwork from my beloved Shux (who you should defiantly follow on their Nsfw Twitter )
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15 May 2026
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“Hmm,” Alastor says, tilting his chin up and his head to the side in that haughty way he has that always triggers three separate and simultaneous desires in Lucifer.
The first is to run his fingers up the long line of Alastor’s neck to better appreciate and cherish the beauty, strength, and vulnerability of him when he’s like this.
The second is to wrap his hands around his throat and choke the very life out of him for whatever irreverent, disrespectful, infuriating thing he’s just said or is about to say.
And the third is to bite him, to kiss and claim him with deep bruises all along that long line until every inch of skin presented to him has been marked as Lucifer’s and Lucifer’s alone, and then go back for more.
None of these options seem like a good idea right now. The third is probably the worst idea right now.
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13 May 2026