theoreticallychaotic
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Lew hates wearing glasses. Dick finds a way to convince him to wear them.
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For the prompt: Listening to my Phantom-soundtrack, I couldn't help but think of young Javert being seduced by Lady Justice, who wants his undying and un-devoted loyalty (much like Eric wants from Christine). Whether it is a dream or something (sur)real, I don't care. I just want to see Javert literally fall in love with the law. Quast!vert preferred, everything else is up to A!a.
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Five Steps from Hope by theoreticallychaotic for Chrissy24601
Fandoms: Les Misérables - All Media Types
07 Jan 2014
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Javert goes through the five stages of grief as he comes to terms with a chronic illness.
Gift Fic for Chrissy24601.
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For the prompt:
Stubborn and dutiful as he is, Javert goes to work despite a really bad fever. Needless to say this is a bad combination, and (eventually) he becomes delirious and collapses.
I’d love to see this take place during the Madeleine-era, so Javert can collapse in front of Monsieur le Maire, who of course insists on taking care of him. That in turn would give Javert’s fever-flushed mind more than enough opportunity to admit to his usually well-repressed feelings for Valjean/Madeleine, and things can, ahem, ‘progress’ from there. Your call on how far: anything from kissing to ‘it’ works for me.
Whether the fever is due to illness or injury doesn’t matter, as long as it’s nothing icky or lethal please! I just want a good reason to get the dear Inspector all hot ‘n bothered, so he can lose some of that infuriating self-control of his :D.
Any ‘verse welcome, canon or (modern) AU, although I will admit that personally I’m partial to Stage!Javert (Quast!Javert if you want to make me reaaaaally happy). Something about that arrogant pride just begs to be broken. And there is the ponytail, of course ;p Would be nice, but like I said, any 'verse is welcome.
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A sweet variety of fills written for several KM prompts.
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When Stede is made aware that Izzy likes rutting off while on the verge of pissing, he wants to witness it
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- Part 5 of Stizzy Piss Kink
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15 Feb 2026
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Sailors Tell Tales, Pirates Make Legends by DreamsOfJune (Victoriada)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
12 Feb 2026
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After a long day and a dangerous raid, Stede shares with Ed a story he heard in The Republic of Pirates, and it makes Ed see their own story in a new light.
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13 Feb 2026
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Now alone together for the first time in their future inn, Ed and Stede are dizzyingly happy together. Except that they haven't had sex, and Ed can't help but wonder if Stede has stopped wanting him...
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In which two former pirates try going slow once more, until they're both ready for their second first time.
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06 Feb 2026
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Zheng laughs. “I’m just saying that maybe exploring with other people will help you get over her.”
Stede shifts in her seat and lets out a noise of disbelief, playing with the ring on her right middle finger. A nervous habit, Zheng would guess. “Even if that were true,” Stede says, “it’s like I said earlier. Who would want to fool around with someone who’s inexperienced?”
Zheng shrugs. “I would.”
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- Part 1 of lesbian zhengstede
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02 Feb 2026
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Izzy Hands wished that fucking bullet had just ended it, most days. There are worse fates than dying in battle, after all.
No longer sea-worthy, he leaves the Revenge, and his bleak, unexpectedly long life stretches out like a curse in front of him: cold, hungry, bitter, and alone. Forgotten.
Stede and Ed, however, have softer plans for him.
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02 Feb 2026