theoreticallychaotic
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Lew hates wearing glasses. Dick finds a way to convince him to wear them.
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For the prompt: Listening to my Phantom-soundtrack, I couldn't help but think of young Javert being seduced by Lady Justice, who wants his undying and un-devoted loyalty (much like Eric wants from Christine). Whether it is a dream or something (sur)real, I don't care. I just want to see Javert literally fall in love with the law. Quast!vert preferred, everything else is up to A!a.
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Five Steps from Hope by theoreticallychaotic for Chrissy24601
Fandoms: Les Misérables - All Media Types
07 Jan 2014
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Javert goes through the five stages of grief as he comes to terms with a chronic illness.
Gift Fic for Chrissy24601.
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For the prompt:
Stubborn and dutiful as he is, Javert goes to work despite a really bad fever. Needless to say this is a bad combination, and (eventually) he becomes delirious and collapses.
I’d love to see this take place during the Madeleine-era, so Javert can collapse in front of Monsieur le Maire, who of course insists on taking care of him. That in turn would give Javert’s fever-flushed mind more than enough opportunity to admit to his usually well-repressed feelings for Valjean/Madeleine, and things can, ahem, ‘progress’ from there. Your call on how far: anything from kissing to ‘it’ works for me.
Whether the fever is due to illness or injury doesn’t matter, as long as it’s nothing icky or lethal please! I just want a good reason to get the dear Inspector all hot ‘n bothered, so he can lose some of that infuriating self-control of his :D.
Any ‘verse welcome, canon or (modern) AU, although I will admit that personally I’m partial to Stage!Javert (Quast!Javert if you want to make me reaaaaally happy). Something about that arrogant pride just begs to be broken. And there is the ponytail, of course ;p Would be nice, but like I said, any 'verse is welcome.
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A sweet variety of fills written for several KM prompts.
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Stede’s been picking up on it for a while, Ed’s hesitance to share when he’s upset, or worried, or feeling hurt. They’ve managed to talk a few things out by now, namely that they’d give pirating a break, that they wanted to do it together.
That had been huge, actually. Still – he can’t help but feel that Ed’s walking on eggshells, as though the wrong words might spook Stede into fleeing.
Deep down Stede knows he won’t, neither of them will, but yeah – he knows the feeling. They’ve still got a lot of talking to do.
Just needs a little elbow grease.
“I love you,” he whispers, sliding even closer, lightly carding his fingers through Ed’s hair.
The forced smile relaxes into a real one, warm and pleased. “Love you.”
Or:
Ed and Stede have some work to do on the inn…among other things. They’re up for the challenge.
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- Part 1 of So We’re Innkeepers, Then?
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20 May 2026
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Ed and Stede play dress-up, and maybe not so much.
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17 May 2026
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“I have nothing to admit, my darling.”
Ed scoffs, “Whatever, mate! It’s obvious to anyone who has fuckin eyes -“
“It is not!”
“It is so!” Ed retorts, leveling Stede with a seductive stare, “Admit it, Bonnet. You’ve got the hots for Applejack.”
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Ever since Ed brought up the silly notion that Stede’s got a crush on their newest employee, it tumbled into something unexpected.
A sort of chase, if you will. A cat and mouse game.
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15 May 2026
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Ed Teach is a master tactician, but even he didn't realize that the consequence of asking Stede Bonnet to stab him would be waking up with Stede's hard-on pressed against his ass.
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12 May 2026
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