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  1. Summary

    Kal, who left Hearthstone, is not Kaladin, who returned. An exploration of the change in Kaladin as seen through the eyes of those who knew him in childhood.

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    As a child, everyone assumed Kaladin was a girl. This changes surprisingly little.

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    The Linked Universe is actually a TV show! All of the characters are actually Actors. Now we get to see shenanigans going on behind the scenes while filming your favorite TV show! Get interviews with the cast, Blooper reels, Character backstories, and other fun one-shots.

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  4. Summary

    Rejected scriptures of one man's religion; vignettes speculating on Vyre, Retribution, Leshwi, and the Herald of Second Chances.
    Or: A list of all the ways Kaladin Stormblessed haunts the narrative (non-exhaustive.)

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  1. Public Bookmark 39

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    Kaladin's friends conspire to make him take a much needed day off. It doesn’t come naturally, but maybe softening is not such a bad idea?
    Slowing down means learning things about himself he never knew before.

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    11 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 29

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    Holding a child in his arms felt right to Kaladin. The weight of his daughter, her warmth, her small arms thrown gently around his neck; all these things grounded him. Parenting was, he had decided, his real purpose, to nurture and teach and love. It was natural. Older brothers always grew up, and they became fathers.

    Kaladin adopts a rather unusual child.

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    11 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 5

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    "Adolin Kholin was very good at patterns.
    He could read an opponent’s stance in a heartbeat, predict the flow of a duel before blades ever crossed. He noticed when a tailor altered a seam by half a finger-width, when a horse favored one leg, when someone entered a room carrying more weight than they should.
    So it took him embarrassingly little time to notice this.
    Kaladin laughed differently depending on the cause."

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    Adolin discovers he really wants to be able to make Kaladin laugh, and he might just succeed.

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    10 Feb 2026

  4. Rec *

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    If you were an intelligent, magical horse in need of a midwife, who would you pick?
    The one surgeon in the warcamps who can hear you, of course.
    Even if you need to Steal him.

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    09 Jul 2024

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  5. Rec 51

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    Kaladin gets caught out in the Everstorm during a battle. Leshwi saves his life when she could easily have taken him off the field for good.

    And then... she just keeps saving him. And Kaladin saves her. And something grows between them that's more than mutual respect and honor. Something that might jeopardize all the oaths he currently stands on.

    For even if they're on opposite sides of a war, how can he try to kill someone he loves?

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    22 Dec 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Go reread Chapter 17 for the best damn ideological clash, political drama, and continuation of Kaladin's character development in Oathbringer. You'll thank me later, future Erin.