thisismynamenowiguess
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- Minecraft (Video Game) (3)
- Video Blogging RPF (2)
- Dream SMP (2)
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“Surrender, Techno. We can talk about this,” Kristin petitioned him. “You don’t have to do this.”
Yes you do.
“I don’t want to,” Technoblade finally admitted aloud. “I don’t want to do this.”
You are going to fight.
“I can’t,” Tecno bawled. He raised the makeshift wooden baton, but when his shoulder shot lightning down his arm, it was only because of the voice it didn’t clatter to the ground.
Then I will.
OR- The origin story of Techno's voices
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car rides by thisismynamenowiguess
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
17 Feb 2024
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Tommy’s heart squeezed in his chest. They- the three of them- had an emotion Tommy was unfamiliar with plastered on their faces and he could smell it oozing from their hands and breath and bodies. He wanted the hotdog. And everything that came with it. Badly. He wanted everything it meant so fiercely it crawled into his throat and choked him. It’s everything and nothing. It’s hard to think with four paws, but Tommy’s had a lot of practice.
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Ranunculus acris (Meadow Buttercup) by thisismynamenowiguess
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
29 Dec 2023
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Just after the sun rises in the east, Tommy violently shakes awake in an unfamiliar room, with the curtains hiding far too much light. He stumbles aimlessly until he finds a mirror and he opens his mouth wide to check his teeth.
They’re plain, a little crooked, and a little yellow, but they aren’t sharp. There are no fangs.
He lets himself collapse back into bed as soon as he finds it again.
Tommy isn’t ready to be awake yet.
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The Case of the Fire Inside by trying_to_spell_both_our_names_at_once
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF
31 Jan 2022
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In the long list of rules that Dream gave him, there were four that stuck out as the most important. Four rules that he could never break.
Stick close to the island when swimming. Always be back before seven. Never complain or hesitate to give Dream his pelt. And never, ever interact with humans.
Tommy didn’t break any of those rules often, and if he did it was a one time thing, a mistake. But this wasn’t a mistake. This was a very deliberate, very stupid move on his part and Dream would kill him if he knew what Tommy was doing. Fifteen years Tommy had lived here, and never once had he intentionally broken one of Dream’s rules. Until now.
He swims closer to the three humans.
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Tommy's a selkie living isolated on an island with Dream as his caretaker. Wilbur, Techno, and Phil are the new lighthouse keepers next door. Surely there's no way for this to go wrong. -
A Mild Inconvenience by Phantom_652
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
05 Jan 2024
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Tommy, the epitome of bad luck in the city of L’manberg, is done.
You’d think that getting an eyelash in your eye or having a hangnail every now and then wouldn’t be that big of a deal, but when it happens consistently for sixteen years? Yeah. Kind of annoying.
And now superheroes and supervillains keep, quite literally, crashing into his life and he’s getting tired.
But, who would’ve guessed that his bad luck might end up being the best thing to ever happen to him?
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Or, Tommy just wants to go to work, go home to his dingy apartment, and watch random documentaries and TV shows. But, life has a different plan for him… in the form of raining heroes and villains.
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“If this is another arts and crafts activity, then count me out,” Techno says. “I have had enough of taxidermying."
“Don’t be like that,” Phil pouts. “The centerpieces look wonderful. Our guests are going to love them."
“They better. I don’t think there’s a living squirrel left for fifty miles.”\\
or: techno takes on a sketchy wedding planner gig because he's got no choice. he’s not entirely sure he won’t get himself killed in the process.
Series
- Part 2 of Technoblade's Entirely Average Life
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I Won't Reach For You (And Other Assorted Lies) by factsaboutdolphins
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
26 Apr 2025
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In which the Paladins have been taken hostage by a Galran ship after being ambushed at a customary Balmera check-up. Lance is dragged to interrogation by the Lieutenant General, and to Lance’s horror the Lieutenant takes off his mask to reveal a mullet, some new scars and a very confused Keith Kogane.
Keith has been missing for a year on a vital mission that nobody on Voltron was informed about, and to hell if Lance isn’t going to do whatever it takes to bring him back to Allura’s ship. Lance has been holding onto gossamer threads to keep himself from missing Keith, and his repression is running ridiculously thin. It’s time to do something about wanting Keith back, and if that means performing mission impossible, then bring it on.
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Lance is so far in denial this story could be set in Egypt, Coran is my favourite cockblock and Lance and Keith have a very strange way of showing each other they care.
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21 May 2025
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Where does such tenderness come from? by massiveweirdo
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
08 May 2025
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Keith works at a bookstore. Lance is the newbie he's training. Keith feels strongly about him. (He refuses to believe it's attraction.)Bookmarked by thisismynamenowiguess
19 May 2025