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Thirty Seven by ThistleAndBee (thistleandbee)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
05 Apr 2025
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On a dreary day in October just days from Halloween, an angel and a demon stared at each other over two cups of tea in the corner of a dim and dusty London bookshop.
To be more accurate, an angel steadfastly avoided the gaze of a demon, leaving the demon to pick up the entirety of the staring. Not that he minded. The angel was nice to stare at. It was one of his favorite pastimes.
“Now…Why would I agree to this again?” Crowley adored Aziraphale, but he also adored taking the piss. It was his second-favorite pastime.
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Crowley and Aziraphale pull out all the stops to impress each other with the most authentic Halloween costume.
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Zombies of the Starboard by Apocalyptic_Scenes, Dagger_Torch_and_Key (thistleandbee), enneadic, Letha, Monsterfuckers_Incorporated, Mx_Cupperty, saucySmutPigeon, Soggyfritter, startledplatypus, Trebol_Negro
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
03 Jul 2024
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Zombies, Notable Quotables and more Fresca!
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Filled with the Spirit by dodgerkedavra for maraudersaffair
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Dec 2024
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“It turns you on, doesn’t it? The Dark magic.”
Potter’s lower lip quivers. He gives Draco the world’s smallest nod.
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Bookmarked by ThistleAndBee (thistleandbee)
17 May 2026
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First Week of Eternity by InnerLilith for corvuscrowned
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 Jun 2022
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Moving in with the colleague you’d like to fuck is a bad idea for anyone. It’s worse when you’re a card-carrying member of the eternal dead. It’s exponentially worse when your already garlic-obsessed colleague-slash-crush-slash-roommate has recently discovered his distant Italian heritage.
In which Draco tries desperately to hide that he’s recently become a vampire, and Harry tries desperately to feed him.
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Bookmarked by ThistleAndBee (thistleandbee)
17 May 2026
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know-it-all-and-PROUD says:
Harry! Good you're here
we think it started as a conversation about Quidditch
and then someone added someone and then someone added someone else
and now~*~seeker4lyfe~*~ says:
there are 17 peoplexX_dark.lord_Xx says:
now that you're here ;)(In which the whole chat room and the cat all conspire for Draco and Harry to finally get together)
Bookmarked by ThistleAndBee (thistleandbee)
15 May 2026
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So the war's over and Harry's a Rookie Auror, and everything seems... fine? I mean, he's single, his life is mostly work and he hasn't been out in ages and he's tired and annoyed most of the time, and he should probably be a bit more social, but the last time he kissed a girl he had to Obliviate her... but that's normal, right? And then Robards throws him a file, yells at him a bit and he finds himself guarding Malfoy of all people, and maybe that little feeling in his gut he thought he'd disproved as indigestion once and for all.... maybe was something else. Something lots gayer.
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Bookmarked by ThistleAndBee (thistleandbee)
14 May 2026
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Less Thinking, More Feeling by Anonymous for draykray
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 May 2026
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“I don’t think you want to hurt me,” Harry said, and his voice was very quiet.
“Hurting is not what the Veela wants with you,” Draco whispered.
“What about you? What do you want?”
Draco laughed, his reservations shredding. He felt a sharp pain in his back at two points. “I wanted to have a conversation before I did something foolish. But we don’t have time for a conversation. And I’m about to do something far worse than foolish.”
Harry swallowed; Draco felt his throat bob under his thumb and he heard that sound bubble out of his own throat again.
“I’m not leaving you, Draco,” Harry said. “Do what you want. I’m yours.”
What Veela could resist those words from its mate? Draco cried out as he felt the transformation begin.
The creature looked out of Draco’s eyes at Harry—except not Draco’s eyes, anymore. A third eyelid twitched over its enlarged pupil. The thumbnail—more like a talon now—on Harry’s throat tightened, just a bit, then scraped down. Harry let out a moan.
“It’s okay, Draco.” Harry said, voice soft. “It’s okay. We’re together. Just you and me. I’ll keep you safe.”
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Bookmarked by ThistleAndBee (thistleandbee)
13 May 2026