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Thirty Seven by ThistleAndBee (thistleandbee)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
05 Apr 2025
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On a dreary day in October just days from Halloween, an angel and a demon stared at each other over two cups of tea in the corner of a dim and dusty London bookshop.
To be more accurate, an angel steadfastly avoided the gaze of a demon, leaving the demon to pick up the entirety of the staring. Not that he minded. The angel was nice to stare at. It was one of his favorite pastimes.
“Now…Why would I agree to this again?” Crowley adored Aziraphale, but he also adored taking the piss. It was his second-favorite pastime.
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Crowley and Aziraphale pull out all the stops to impress each other with the most authentic Halloween costume.
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Zombies of the Starboard by Apocalyptic_Scenes, Dagger_Torch_and_Key (thistleandbee), enneadic, Letha, Monsterfuckers_Incorporated, Mx_Cupperty, saucySmutPigeon, Soggyfritter, startledplatypus, Trebol_Negro
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
03 Jul 2024
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Zombies, Notable Quotables and more Fresca!
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On the cusp of a promotion, Harry needs a little help with his image. Enter Draco Malfoy — who doesn't really do that, Potter — to whip him into shape… and make him feel things he hasn't for a very long time.
Featuring: odd jobs, surprising chemistry, lots of accidental kissing, the Prophet living up to type, owls exhausted by the carrying of dirty letters, a secret no one can talk about, a merry band of Slytherins (none of whom really approve), and an enchanted mirror (who really, really does).
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- English
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- 11/11
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Bookmarked by ThistleAndBee (thistleandbee)
26 Jan 2026
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When You and I Collide by bixgirl1 for magpie_fngrl
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Jan 2019
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If asked on his 18th birthday what he thought he’d be doing in three years, Harry never would have been able to predict that his answer would be “letting Draco Malfoy fuck me senseless over the sinks in the loo of a Muggle bar”.
This is how the story begins.
He never thinks to ask how it ends.
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Bookmarked by ThistleAndBee (thistleandbee)
25 Jan 2026
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Harry Potter is obsessed with Draco Malfoy and constantly watches as he drifts about Hogwarts like one of the ghosts. Harry decides it's time for him to end their rivalry once and for all, so he befriends him. Falling in love was not part of the plan.
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Draco comes back for his eighth year at Hogwarts after spending the summer in Azkaban and predictably, very few people are happy about it.
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- Part 1 of Draco’s Gay Old Redemption
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- 21/21
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Bookmarked by ThistleAndBee (thistleandbee)
25 Jan 2026
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When Potter starts paying unusual amounts of attention to Draco as the holidays draw nearer, Draco can't figure out where it's coming from—possibly because he's gone stupid from all the fantastic sex. But what happens when he finds out that there may be another motive behind Potter's sudden interest?
Or: A fic in which Potter is hotter than Draco ever let himself admit, Draco didn't fill out that fucking form, and Pansy may or may not lose all of her hair.
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- English
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- 26,525
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Bookmarked by ThistleAndBee (thistleandbee)
24 Jan 2026
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Eight o’clock, tomorrow evening by fluxweed for laughingd0g
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Aug 2021
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“I wanted to say—I don’t want to see you at ten o’clock on Tuesday—”
“Yes, actually, you were quite clear—”
“—but I’d like to see you at eight o’clock tomorrow evening.”
Malfoy’s face was abruptly carefully, professionally blank.
“What?” he said eventually.
“For dinner,” Harry clarified. “Somewhere that isn’t the bloody Leaky Cauldron. If you’re free.”
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- Part 2 of The Four Doors
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Bookmarked by ThistleAndBee (thistleandbee)
24 Jan 2026