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    posting a oneshot for each race of the season! Not necessarily all in the same universe, but all inspired by whatever chaos ensues in a given race week :)

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  1. Public Bookmark 19

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    The kitchen and everything in it, including Smitty, smells like vanilla.

    Mack loves the smell. Just last night after Will was done with baking, he buried his face in the crook of Will’s neck and sniffed him like an over-eager dog. 

    Will had called him a weirdo for it, but Mack is far past caring. He knows deep down that Will likes that about him, loves his weirdest, messiest parts like it’s as easy as breathing. And Mack doesn’t mind showing these parts of him if it’s with Will.

    Will, who’s busy in the kitchen again today, just like he was yesterday. Watching the Great British Bake off with his mom and Grace for years turned out a valuable asset to further endear himself to his teammates and after the success of his banana bread at Thanksgiving, Will has turned their kitchen into Santa’s Cookie Workshop. 

    If only there wasn’t one problem. All the cookies he bakes, Will lamented to the team yesterday, mysteriously vanish overnight.

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    Or: Mack is a cookie thief and an absolute menace in general. Will copes.

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    28 Dec 2025

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    rainy day fic :) christmas!!!

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    Hayden knows what he saw. Clear as day, right there in the middle of Shane’s text thread with Lily.

    A dick pic.

    Hayden keeps mindlessly scrolling Instagram—a pantomime of paying attention, not really taking in anything that’s passing across his screen. Mind racing as a series of realizations wash over him.

    Christ, no wonder Shane was so cagey about Lily. No wonder he didn’t want to introduce her to the guys.

    Hayden would like to believe that everyone would be chill with it, but he could think of at least five guys off the top of his head that would a hundred percent take issue with Shane dating a trans woman. He can imagine, far too easily, the kind of slurs that would get thrown around the locker room if anyone ever found out. Towards Lily, sure, but towards Shane too—because Shane had to be gay, if his girlfriend had a dick, right?

     
    Or, Hayden finds out something that he was never supposed to, and decides that the only thing he can do is show his best friend that he can be the best ally ever, if he just gives him the chance.

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    27 Dec 2025

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    oh my god rainy day fic great laughs. hayden #1 ally

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    Hollander gestures to where they’re sitting and asks, “This okay?”
    Rozanov yells, once more, “Puppies!”

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    OR: The Stanley Cup Champion Ottawa Centaurs Do Buzzfeed's Puppy Interview

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    27 Dec 2025

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    rainy day fic SO lovely

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    shayden enjoyer @pikespike 11m ago
    ok but did u guys SEE the way he rushed to defend his man??? ur telling me u dont have EYES?????

    #2 shane hollander kisser @shaydenism 8m ago
    no ur so valid that was a fight to the death before the refs got there

    hollanov real @g0v0yageurs 7m ago
    ur all freaks pike literally has like nine kids

    hollanov real @g0v0yageurs 6m ago
    not to mention the WIFE 🤢

    shayden enjoyer @pikespike 2m ago
    theres no way a hollanov shipper is in my mentions rn calling ME a freak

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    27 Dec 2025

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    fandom culture… shudder.

  5. Public Bookmark 27

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    The thing about the Sharks’ Christmas party was that technically there had been a memo.

    Something about “professional conduct,” “remember you are representatives of the organisation,” and “please don’t traumatise the interns.”

    Will had definitely opened that email. He’d even read the first two lines.

    …And then he’d seen the words “open bar” in the next paragraph and, in his defence, he was only human.

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    25 Dec 2025

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    christmas willmack :)