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    It’s not going viral because Jane’s true identity was exposed—or even because Ilya was blatantly sexting in public. That part’s as expected as Shane doing yoga or any human being on earth breathing.

    No, the texts are going viral because no one can believe how bad this “Jane” is at sexting.

    The women of the world are outraged. The men of the world are baffled. No one can understand why Ilya Rozanov, whose abs have their own fan club, is wasting his time on ‘a piece of cardboard that wished to be turned into a real girl’ (this particular joke has 300k likes and counting).

    Or: After a social media trend mocks Shane's sexting skills, he tries to improve them. It goes about as poorly as you'd expect.

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    04 Feb 2026

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    [Tweet] @roz81: My son has turned into iPad baby. How do I stop this? Somebody give me phone number of Apple. Tell them to destroy iPads

    [Tweet] @HerezPilton: Breaking News! confirmation of multiple illegitimate children from Ilya Rozanov. Go to the link in bio for full article!

    or, Ilya is an online menace much to everyone's dismay

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    03 Feb 2026

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    Shane Hollander was considered one of the calmest guys in the league, the least confrontational. He hardly got into fights. If there was an all-out brawl, he would join in to protect his guys, but he wasn’t an instigator, except for the one time he truly tried to fight Scott Hunter. And it was Scott Hunter for godsake. He gave media trained answers and hardly argued with refs. His social media was clean cut with no controversial posts.

    But that didn’t mean that Shane didn’t get angry. Wouldn’t defend the people he loved. He knew how to chirp back. He played hockey his whole life and knew how to throw a punch. Maybe he wouldn’t try it against an enforcer or anything, but he could hold his own if he wanted. It’s also not like his husband didn’t spend multiple hours after they got outed making sure that Shane could handle all the extra attention they were about to receive on the ice.

    Five times Shane Hollander defended the people he loves, plus one time they defended him.

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    03 Feb 2026

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    Ilya
    Shane

    Shane
    Yeah?
    Why are you texting me? I’m literally just in the kitchen.

    Ilya
    Would you still love me if I was worm

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    Ilya has a very important question for Shane.

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    03 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 70

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    Ashley: Why did you never tell me you lived in Boston??

    Lily: Uhhh it’s not safe to give location out to people on the internet

    Lily: You could be kidnapper

    Ashley: I’m a 16 year old girl from a Hollanov group chat

    Ashley: I think you’re safe

    In which Ilya Rozanov joins stan Twitter as Lily, gets himself added to a Hollanov groupchat, makes himself an internet bestie, and is in fact, one of the girls.

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    03 Feb 2026