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Lucifer was acting weird lately. As in being more of a circus clown than usual. Well, that's what pre-rut does to people, right?
Why no one beside Alastor worries about the King with no mate nor casual rut-partner in sight is beyond him.
Maybe he could enjoy it more if His Majesty didn't decide to have a problem with him specifically. Why, he didn't even provoke him lately! Most annoying!Alpha!Lucifer in pre-rut dealing with instincts, and Omega!Alastor being very done and very wary. Smut-like actions in later chapters.
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14 May 2026
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There’s a new rumor in Hell. Usually, Alastor ignores the idle, incessant gossip of his fellow sinners, preferring instead to keep his finger on the pulse of power. This, however, is a rumor he can’t ignore.
Apparently, he and Vox are in a committed relationship.
And what’s worse, the wretched sinner who first spread the rumor is now threatening to destroy everything he’s ever fought for unless he plays along.
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the fake dating fic no one asked for
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12 May 2026
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Vox is convinced Alastor is an irresistible force of nature with tragic allure. Everyone else knows he's a walking disaster with a smile, a body count, and an active interest in ruining lives. Velvette calls it a PR nightmare. Valentino calls it monetization potential. Vox calls it love.
Unfortunately, Vox is the one with access to the Tower's Wi-Fi and absolutely no sense of self-preservation.
Or, in which Vox looks at a homicidal Radio Demon and sees a femme fatale, and Velvette watches in real time as their brand slowly catches fire.
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12 May 2026
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“Lucifer and Lilith,” Vox explained smugly, “the royal power couple of Hell. United front, matching crowns, happily ruling the whole damn board.” His screen glowed brighter.
“And us?” Vox said stating facts. “we’re going to be reduced to spectators.”
Vox continued.
“If you’re done playing house at the hotel with a broken staff and unpredictable powers, I suggest you hear my proposal.”
Alastor raised an eyebrow.
“That’s rich. If this is another one of your stupid partnership ideas, it’s a hard pass for me. I don’t feel like failing.”
Vox gave him a wide smirk...
“Marry me.”
____After a humiliating defeat leaves Vox stripped of his body and influence, and Alastor stuck plotting his way back to power, the two bitter rivals stumble upon a ridiculous solution: a political marriage.
Unfortunately, the longer they play the part… the harder it becomes to tell where the game ends.*This story takes place after the events of Season 2. In this universe, Rosie did not fix Alastor’s staff.
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12 May 2026
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What if… Alastor accepted Vox’s deal.
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10 May 2026