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Luke decides to let his best friend sleep in his bed for a night after he’s walked the same way home as him and now followed him into his own house, for some reason.
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01 Jun 2026
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"Turn here," Kyle mumbles, and Stan pulls the car around the corner down the street. "Your ... girlfriend's place?" he asks warily, hoping against hope that he's wrong. He knows Kyle's dating someone now, but he can't imagine who. Kyle says, "It's this one." Stan leans over. "Oh, duh, it's just Cartman's," he laughs. But he's horrified when Kyle's face goes violently, flamingly red. Stan's mouth hangs open and his world cracks in two. "You're NOT."
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confirm groupchat name as : `the awesome foursome?` by sugarsong (orphan_account)
Fandoms: South Park
11 Oct 2017
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Clyde creates a friendly fun group chat and obliviously decided to call it The Awesome Foursome. No, there is no actual foursome. Cartman being Cartman decides to make his own group chat and claim it superior.
In the end however, they decide to join the two chats into one single group chat. Chaos and homosexuality follows.
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29 May 2026
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Kyle Broflovski was the most beautiful man Stan had ever seen, and he makes sure Kyle knows.
(Stan tries comforting Kyle after being ranked ugliest in class, but it doesn’t quite go as expected.)
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29 May 2026
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The most convenient person to save you from a ridiculous sex virus is naturally your best friend, right? But Stan catches feelings in the most inconvenient way.
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28 May 2026
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In high school, Stan's mother thinks his old friend Kyle will be a good influence. Kyle doubts it.
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26 May 2026
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oh my god i love this . stan is so #relatable. this is so emotionally raw holy fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk and i love style's dynamic here it just seems so realistic im crying in da club
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“Would Melissa be okay with that?” Gregory asked. His voice sounded tinny over the phone. “She seems kind of territorial about her kitchen.”
“Oh, she doesn’t have to know. She told me she’ll be gone the whole day for the Eagles parade.”
“Didn’t the parade end an hour ago?”
“Yeah, I didn’t ask her what she was doing after that. I didn’t want to implicate myself in her, uh, activities.” Jacob opened a few drawers at random, searching for Melissa’s hand grater. “Seriously, though, come over. Are you okay with seasoned chicken?”
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25 May 2026
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Somewhere in the midst of Janine and Gregory’s slow burn, Gregory and Jacob steal a moment.
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you doin' anything to keep him by your side by megalod0nn
Fandoms: Abbott Elementary (TV)
01 Oct 2024
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"This is why he’s not entirely pleased to be woken up by a phone call from one Jacob Hill at almost 1:30 in the morning. Gregory briefly considers ignoring it and going back to sleep, but he’s up now and might as well answer. And for all Jacob’s theatrics he really wouldn’t be calling at this hour without a reason. He swipes to answer and as he puts the phone up to his ear he lets out a groggy, “Hello?”
The other end is silent. Except for some stilted breathing that sounds like– Wait has Jacob been crying?"or
Jacob has night terrors.
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25 May 2026
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Howard snapped his eyes open and instantly sat up in his bed.
That. Wasn’t his typical wet dream. Why was Raj there? Why was he kissing Raj? Why was he enjoying it?Basically : just Howard thirsting over Raj because I need my boy to get the pining he deserves. (set in season 3)
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25 May 2026
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Night Terrors and Other Conversation Topics by outhaulscheme
Fandoms: Abbott Elementary (TV)
23 Oct 2024
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“I’m honored to have played a role in your bisexual awakening, Gregory,” Jacob interrupted. “Unless you’re not comfortable with labels yet, in which case change that to ‘MLM awakening.’ That stands for ‘men loving men.’ Not multilevel marketing.”
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25 May 2026
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he’s pouring his heart out, is nothing gonna come of that? by megalod0nn
Fandoms: Abbott Elementary (TV)
24 Oct 2024
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“Look, man, how about we just do a Bro Hug,” he suggests.
“A Bro Hug?” Jacob looks more hopeful.
“Yeah. Like this.” He takes a step toward Jacob and lifts his arm over Jacob’s shoulder, hand settling into a fist on his back.
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5 times Jacob and Gregory hugged +1 time they didn't
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25 May 2026
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Gregory wondered if he wasn't being selfish. This was Jacob's first date after the breakup, afterall. It was an important moment for him. But Gregory, try as he might, couldn't feel happy for him right now.
Instead, he felt… angry? No. Sad? No
Scared? No.Jealous?
Jealous.
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5 Thoughts that Gregory keeps to himself, and the 1 that he can't hold in
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25 May 2026
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A series of short vignettes, mostly written in response to requests on Tumblr.
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25 May 2026
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And there’s a new addition to Gregory’s routine, because over the summer, he and Jacob had gotten together. It’d been a slow process of friend hangouts turning into what were essentially dates, a progression the two of them had both been oblivious of until they were eating dinner together at an upscale restaurant and started fighting over the check. Gregory had ended up successfully paying and taking Jacob home with him as his newly declared boyfriend. Win-Win.
It's Development Day for the new school year and Gregory and Jacob are officially dating. Nobody believes them.
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- Part 3 of Abbott Elementary
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25 May 2026
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Friends. Friends. Friends. It feels like every conversation they have ends with it. Like it's a reminder, a reassurance, a promise that it won't go any further than that.
After Jacob breaks up with Zach, Gregory struggles to understand why exactly he's so confused about his feelings for the other.
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- Part 1 of Abbott Elementary
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25 May 2026
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jack learns to be brave.
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24 May 2026
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Stan asked, “What would you say if I told you I got abducted by aliens last night? With Craig, Tweek and Cartman?”
Kyle raised his eyebrows. “I’d say that your wet dreams are getting weirdly specific and you should stop telling me about them.”
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21 May 2026
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OMFFG THIS FIC IS GENUINELY PERFECT. CHARACTERISATION ON POINT AND ITS SOO CUUUUTE. ALSO FUNNYT AND VERRI IJTERESTIJG
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Travis finds himself tested in more ways than one.
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20 May 2026
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Travis has a huge crush on the too-nice artsy guy that hangs around the science lab. He's actually pretty hopeless about it.
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19 May 2026