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Harry goes into Year 12 prepared for a year of messing around, endless fun and blissful life. Instead, he gets roomed with Malfoy.
OR: Harry is a sarcastic teenage dirtbag, and Draco is a snobby germaphobic perfectionist.
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01 Apr 2026
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Draco Malfoy was in exile, though they called it protection. It was the summer after sixth year and he'd taken Dumbledore's offer, defected to the other side and been sent away to a small town in Italy for his troubles.
No magic, few rules, and not a lot to do -- until Hermione Granger arrived.What do you do when you're thrown into exile with the last person you wanted? You live like there's no tomorrow...
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- Part 1 of Light and Dark
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12 Mar 2026
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Draco Malfoy is the Quidditch League's most controversial Chaser. Fast, ruthless, and untouchable on the field. Off the field, though? A walking scandal. He’s got a penchant for illegal broom-racing, starting brawls, and partying like the end is nigh. Now, with sponsors threatening to pull out and the League ideating his suspension, his team’s legacy is circling the drain. The solution? PR rehab. Ministry-backed and painfully public.
Enter: Hermione Granger. She’s the Ministry’s Saint Swot and the face of the Magical Community Unity Initiative, a campaign to promote post-war healing through charity, outreach, and celebrity involvement. For maximum impact (and maximum headache), she has to work with none other than notorious bad boy Draco Malfoy aka Malfoy the Menace.
For six long months, they’re stuck together doing programmes, galas, photoshoots, tense interviews, and a joint weekly column in The Daily Prophet. Cue the bickering, untimely erections, and locker room confrontations. It’s bad boy meets good girl. It’s ripe with sexual tension. It’s the cliché you love.
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30 Jan 2026
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shine a light through the dark by fatal (cumrich), jonghyunslisterine
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
13 Jun 2021
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jimin's got enough on his plate with a kid and a restaurant to run. the last thing he needs is for newly single alpha jeon jungkook to move in next door and throw his heart for a loop.
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14 Jun 2021
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"You see, one loves the sunset when one is so sad." -- Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, The Little Prince
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29 Jan 2021