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    It’s not going viral because Jane’s true identity was exposed—or even because Ilya was blatantly sexting in public. That part’s as expected as Shane doing yoga or any human being on earth breathing.

    No, the texts are going viral because no one can believe how bad this “Jane” is at sexting.

    The women of the world are outraged. The men of the world are baffled. No one can understand why Ilya Rozanov, whose abs have their own fan club, is wasting his time on ‘a piece of cardboard that wished to be turned into a real girl’ (this particular joke has 300k likes and counting).

    Or: After a social media trend mocks Shane's sexting skills, he tries to improve them. It goes about as poorly as you'd expect.

    Now available in Russian

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    03 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 11

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    "looking back now, she realizes she was dreaming of a slow life."

    Eurydice reflects on her marriage, divorce, and her hopes for the future.

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    24 Jan 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 1

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    “I know that it’s in me to really love someone, but that’s not a thing that I learned from my loved ones.” - Nauseous by Conan Gray

    Honestly, this fic ties back to Wishbone by Conan Gray a lot.

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    05 Jan 2026

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    “Road to Damascus,” Blanc says, tone businesslike.

    “Gethsemane,” Jud replies.

     

    Or: Jud has a bad time of it and shows up unannounced at Blanc's house.

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    02 Jan 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 34

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    Father Jud Duplenticy has been working hard to turn Our Lady of Perpetual Grace into a loving and welcoming place. He has run himself into the ground trying to make preparations for the holiday season. In his exhaustion, his nightmares and thoughts of a certain detective have been ever present in his mind. When Benoit Blanc makes an unexpected return to Chimney Rock, Jud realizes it might just be a blessing from God disguised in a three piece suit.

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    29 Dec 2025