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"Is that a wedding gift?"
Yes Yoongi, is that big-ass heart-shaped mint chocolate atrocity with initials of your ex, who has just gotten married and whose ceremony you'd missed because of the traffic, a wedding gift?
Yoongi wishes he could kick himself in the butt. Or that Jungkook would, because that man holding Hobi tight has to be Jeon Jungkook. He looks like he could yeet Yoongi to the Moon actually.
Yoongi tears his eyes from one groom - husband - to another and gulps. Hoseok is still frowning. That means Hoseok knows. Well, of course, he does, he isn't stupid. Yoongi opens his mouth again, just to get interrupted one more time. Luckily, because he has absolutely no idea what to say.
"Don't be stupid JK, it's for me!" exclaims the fifth man as he makes his way towards Yoongi, who is in one word: confused. "Yoongi-yah, you shouldn't," says the man - Kim Seokjin, Yoongi remembers that name very well - as he puts his arm around Yoongi's shoulders.Or: Yoongi is terrified of living for others, and Seokjin can't live for himself. There is a bit of travelling and staying, both for things and people, and a lot of dumb coincidences.
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02 Feb 2026
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Seokjin has more money than one person could ever need, but there are some problems that money can’t solve. In fact, there are some problems that money creates. Stuck in just such a problem, Seokjin runs into his old college roommate, Min Yoongi, who is facing his own money problem. Maybe they can be each other's solution.
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01 Feb 2026
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Yoongi forgets about being stealthy, the shock so grand it smothers both adrenaline and survival instincts.
Because behind the counter–chopping vegetables like it is a perfectly normal occurrence, like this is something they do, a domestic sight to behold from another life–stands Kim Seokjin.
He’s humming a tune that doesn’t match the classical music trickling from the speakers and he’s wearing Yoongi’s plain apron, a ginger smile on his handsome face. Like Yoongi didn’t fuck him over and stole a two-million-dollar watch from him just three days ago.
(Or Yoongi is a professional thief and Seokjin is his latest victim. It doesn’t end there.)
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29 Jan 2026
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Seokjin’s reputable Hate List is very exclusively populated, reserved weakly by a random middle-aged man and the ghost of Seokjin’s past. Seokjin enjoys people, he likes meeting people, likes working with people, practically likes all people.
Everyone person in the world except for Min Yoongi.
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23 Jan 2026
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why are penguins so popular on the internet? by ayorapline
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
26 May 2021
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unknown: have u thought abt ur crimes
yoongi: WHAT CRIMES???????????
unknown: punishment is coming for ppl like u
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jeon jungkook logs back into his club penguin account after 15 years and remembers the asshole middle schooler named Min Yoongi who had stole a bunch of elementary schooler’s club penguin passwords with the promise of getting them rich and never went through with it
Jungkook gets his number from a mutual classmate and gives the man a piece of his mind- not knowing that Min Yoongi is now a famous rapperBookmarked by valsalsa
12 Jan 2026