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"Is that a wedding gift?"
Yes Yoongi, is that big-ass heart-shaped mint chocolate atrocity with initials of your ex, who has just gotten married and whose ceremony you'd missed because of the traffic, a wedding gift?
Yoongi wishes he could kick himself in the butt. Or that Jungkook would, because that man holding Hobi tight has to be Jeon Jungkook. He looks like he could yeet Yoongi to the Moon actually.
Yoongi tears his eyes from one groom - husband - to another and gulps. Hoseok is still frowning. That means Hoseok knows. Well, of course, he does, he isn't stupid. Yoongi opens his mouth again, just to get interrupted one more time. Luckily, because he has absolutely no idea what to say.
"Don't be stupid JK, it's for me!" exclaims the fifth man as he makes his way towards Yoongi, who is in one word: confused. "Yoongi-yah, you shouldn't," says the man - Kim Seokjin, Yoongi remembers that name very well - as he puts his arm around Yoongi's shoulders.Or: Yoongi is terrified of living for others, and Seokjin can't live for himself. There is a bit of travelling and staying, both for things and people, and a lot of dumb coincidences.
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02 Feb 2026
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Seokjin has more money than one person could ever need, but there are some problems that money can’t solve. In fact, there are some problems that money creates. Stuck in just such a problem, Seokjin runs into his old college roommate, Min Yoongi, who is facing his own money problem. Maybe they can be each other's solution.
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01 Feb 2026
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Yoongi forgets about being stealthy, the shock so grand it smothers both adrenaline and survival instincts.
Because behind the counter–chopping vegetables like it is a perfectly normal occurrence, like this is something they do, a domestic sight to behold from another life–stands Kim Seokjin.
He’s humming a tune that doesn’t match the classical music trickling from the speakers and he’s wearing Yoongi’s plain apron, a ginger smile on his handsome face. Like Yoongi didn’t fuck him over and stole a two-million-dollar watch from him just three days ago.
(Or Yoongi is a professional thief and Seokjin is his latest victim. It doesn’t end there.)
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- 18/18
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29 Jan 2026
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Seokjin’s reputable Hate List is very exclusively populated, reserved weakly by a random middle-aged man and the ghost of Seokjin’s past. Seokjin enjoys people, he likes meeting people, likes working with people, practically likes all people.
Everyone person in the world except for Min Yoongi.
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23 Jan 2026
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why are penguins so popular on the internet? by ayorapline
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
26 May 2021
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unknown: have u thought abt ur crimes
yoongi: WHAT CRIMES???????????
unknown: punishment is coming for ppl like u
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jeon jungkook logs back into his club penguin account after 15 years and remembers the asshole middle schooler named Min Yoongi who had stole a bunch of elementary schooler’s club penguin passwords with the promise of getting them rich and never went through with it
Jungkook gets his number from a mutual classmate and gives the man a piece of his mind- not knowing that Min Yoongi is now a famous rapperBookmarked by valsalsa
12 Jan 2026
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The fact that Yoongi had a dorm room all to himself came in handy quite often. Especially when a young couple wanted to explore a bit more intimately than hiding behind a random statue and stealing kisses.
No one could have prepared Yoongi for the aftermath on his neck, however.Series
- Part 11 of Hogwarts AU
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04 Jan 2026
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10 minutes into the Mariah Carey holiday special, Yoongi realizes something.
It’s terrible. The production is terrible and everyone is lip syncing and he doesn’t even like holiday music very much and he certainly doesn’t care about all the celebrity cameos. It’s terrible, and yet he’s sitting there, Seokjin’s toes squeezed under his thighs for warmth, and he hasn’t thought about getting up and going to his room even once.
He peeks at Seokjin from the corner of his eye again, watches him laugh as Mariah Carey sings in the middle of an enchanted forest, and thinks, fuck. I might really be enjoying this, actually.
(OR: yoongi and seokjin are roommates, and it takes a little holiday spirit for them to see that maybe they could be more)
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- Part 1 of yoonjin holiday special
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Yoongi has a horrible roommate. He's aware this isn't a unique situation, but he'd have been able to deal with his roommate being loud or slow to do dishes. What he couldn't deal with was the sheer disregard for his desire not to have garbage all over the place. It seemed so simple and yet it felt impossible. His roommate was making him feel crazy, but at least he knew that he could always run to Seokjin if he needed to. Seokjin's apartment, his home was always open to him, and Yoongi loved that, just like he loved Seokjin. Not that way though. At least, probably not that way.
Seokjin, for the record, wasn't probably anything. He knew how he felt, always had, just like he knew that he'd always be there for Yoongi no matter what. That was just the way they'd always been and it worked, so why change things now?
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30 Dec 2025
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After suffering abuse throughout his childhood, Seokjin runs away from his family, the infamous Kamo clan, most of whom are under the impression that he failed to inherit any of their acclaimed powers.
What Seokjin needs to hide from them — and from the world — is that not only did he inherit their gifts, he inherited the deadliest of them all. Determined to keep his hands clean and his secrets intact, Seokjin seeks refuge in Seoul’s Jujutsu Technical College and becomes a student there.
However, a threat comes in the form of his classmate Yoongi, a descendant of the Min clan. Due to the nature of his gifts, Yoongi barely talks — so why can Seokjin hear his voice in his head?
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26 Dec 2025
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Namjoon is fascinated by a boy in a metal band and it's all downhill from here.
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- 8/8
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24 Dec 2025
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Jungkook is completely and utterly screwed the moment he develops a crush on the voice behind the McDonald’s Drive Thru speaker.
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21 Dec 2025
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Agust D has a reputation. He raps hard and fast, leaving no prisoners.
Min Yoongi, on the other hand, just wants to be the best possible dad to his two adopted boys: Jimin and Taehyung.
Most people don't know they are the same man but when a new dad moves into the neighbourhood, that changes. Good thing he thinks both versions of him are hot.
Newly divorced, Kim Seokjin moves into a new apartment with his shy son, Jungkook. He's not looking for anything, but he can't help but be drawn to the cute dad with a habit of making men cry.
Everyone has their thing.
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Bookmarked by valsalsa
21 Dec 2025
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Yoongi stared up at the tall man.
“You’re… not a woman.”
The man arched an eyebrow in response.
“I could say the same to you.”
“But…” Yoongi blinked, pulling his gaze away to stare down at the piano keys he’d been playing only minutes before. “There’s no way my life is this fucked up.”
The man huffed in irritation. Yoongi caught him adjusting the shoulder strap of his bag as his annoyance rose. “Yeah, well it’s not exactly a walk in the park for me, either, sunshine.”
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Yoongi finally agrees to join Taehyung's Dungeons and Dragons group, no matter how nerdy and cringe-worthy he thinks it's going to be.
When he meets the Dungeon Master, Seokjin, suddenly the game doesn't seem so silly anymore. Even weirder, he's feeling something for a guy. Playing D&D isn't the only new thing for Yoongi...
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- 2/2
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19 Dec 2025
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Being in love with Min Yoongi has been a terrible experience and he wouldn’t recommend it to anyone.
(Or: Seokjin has been pining after Yoongi for nearly a decade, and now he's finally trying to do something about it. The Universe, however, doesn't seem to be on his side.)
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16 Dec 2025
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Yoongi's best friend and biggest rival, Leonardo "Leo" Vicanti, passed away one season ago.
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Starting a band with his closest friends in college had been the best decision of Yoongi's life.
He hadn't been able to predict, however, that he would fall for his ex-boyfriend's best friend. That was a level of complication that even being in a band with his ex couldn't have prepared him for.
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Bookmarked by valsalsa
11 Dec 2025
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Yoongi was once Jungkook's best friend. Now, he’s nothing but a fan among millions, an omega fawning over an alpha idol. God, how typical.
OR: The story of rediscovering home in one another.
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Yoongi thinks about him a lot. About his bright smile and warm, squeaky laugh that makes his eyes squeeze closed. Sometimes, Yoongi likes to pretend that the convenience store hyung is his boyfriend. That he could be his boyfriend.
It feels so real that he can almost imagine it could be true. That he can almost feel the warmth of another hand in his, fingers slotted between his own. The ghost of a laugh or another voice ringing through the quiet of his apartment.
Beautiful dreams, perfect fantasies. But none of it is real. None of it could ever happen.
Not because Yoongi is too shy to make a move or ask the guy out. Yoongi could do it. Or, more accurately, he could do it eventually. Work up the courage to ask the cashier out for real.
Or he would. But he can’t.
Because the man isn’t real.
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Yoongi, lonely and a little lost, falls in love with the hologram cashier at the convenience store. He knows it’s not normal, knows it’s a poor coping mechanism, but he never expects to meet the real Seokjin.
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yoongi didn't mean to curse seokjin. He really didn't.
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- Part 1 of it's called black magic
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Bookmarked by valsalsa
02 Dec 2025