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"You want them to be both; good people and healthy, don't you?"
"I want my plants to be people?"
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Due to the extreme heat, Taehung is having issues with the flowers on his farm. Enter Yoongi, not-a-flower-expert.
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Taehyung is just a servant in a palace until he runs into the cursed prince, who turns his world upside down. There are only three things that matter to him now: the land is dying, the curse is alive, and some truths were never meant to stay buried.
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"You said you'd always come back to me," Taehyung whispers, voice cracking as blood stains his lips. "You didn’t say I'd have to drag you back from the dead."
Originally written for Taekook Vampire Fest. Title taken from bite by Ellise.
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"The frequency doesn't mean it doesn't make me want to bash his teeth in any less. If anything, it only means I should do it," Yoongi responds curtly, as he continues to glare at the back of the retreating Gryffindor.
Taehyung smiles, heart feeling lighter already, until the sharp sting in his chest flares up again. It’s worse this time, curling up his throat, something bitter and blooming just beneath his ribs.
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Taehyung and Jungkook are rivals, never friends, but never foes. Just the game, the chase… until one starts coughing petals, and the competition turns into something neither of them can ignore.
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"He's your gift!"
Oh.
What?
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Jungkook's daughter decides to give him a gift on Father's Day.
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“You really didn’t know?” Jimin asks.
“No, I did not know Jungkook is in love with me,” Namjoon grits out.
“Wow,” Jimin says. Taehyung whistles beside him.
“How long?” Namjoon asks.
He asks because he needs to know. Needs to know where this insanity started. Needs to know it before Jungkook comes back skipping into the room from wherever he had wandered off to.
“I can’t really put a precise date on it,” Taehyung says. He shares a sideways glance with Jimin, one that says a million words Namjoon can’t hear.
“But probably since the beginning,” Jimin says, softly and gently, like he’s trying not to spook Namjoon. Like he knows a beast of confusion and anger is starting to stir away within Namjoon’s chest.
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Namjoon wanted to be in a rap trio, not an idol group with two demons and one never-ending pain in his ass. He was happy to bide his time until the group disbands and he can have his solo career. But when he finds out said pain the ass is in love with him - it sends his whole world upside down.- Language:
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24 Jul 2025
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hold me like i'm hope by orphan_account for astringxnt
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
24 Dec 2016
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“Uh,” he says eloquently, looking back at Taehyung. “Do you, like, want something?”
“Nah, I’m just popping in,” Taehyung says, looking around the place again.
Jeongguk stares at him in confusion. “Wh–” he starts to ask when he’s interrupted by Taehyung grinning at him. “Yeah, I’d like to schedule a time to get a tattoo.”
“Of course he wants a fucking tattoo, dumbass, why do you think he’s here?” It’s Hoseok, and honestly that warrants another punch to the shoulder, but Jeongguk decides to play it nice. He’s a good boy.
OR: the most cliché trope of all, starring tattoo artist jeon jeongguk & florist kim taehyung.
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29 Aug 2021
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Corporate Relationship Disclosure Form -- Human Resource Coordinator: Jung Hoseok
Section to be completed by Employees Involved:
Names: Min Yoongi, Kim Seokjin
Job Titles: Chief Accountant Supreme, Professional Wet Blanket
Nature of Relationship:Friends with BenefitsSex Enemies
Length of Relationship: 4 minutesPlease Describe Jin's Dick:Shut up Hoseok I see you nasty fucker, you just added this fucking question to the form you didn’t even make sure the font was the same as the original you better hold on to your goddamn cat because I’m coming for you as soon as I’m finished getting- oh fucking hell.- Language:
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18 Jun 2025
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“Thought you hated me back then, Jeon,” Taehyung goes on, tone curious.
Jeongguk looks down at his own hands. At the scars on them, how rugged they are from fighting. Fighting beside Taehyung who got on his nerves always, but Jeongguk’s always preferred to fight beside him than anyone else.
“I didn’t,” Jeongguk says lowly, a quiet admission he wished he had made sure human Taehyung knew. Hates the idea that Taehyung died thinking he hated him. “Now I do.”
[Jeongguk's been raised to hate vampires, dedicated his life to wipe out their growing population, but everything changes after Taehyung becomes one.]
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21 Apr 2025
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It's not a surprise to anyone that Taehyung and Jimin are getting married.
There are things that bring people together, like fate, but this isn't that sort of arrangement.
It's a matter of politics.
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14 Apr 2025