vroombxtch
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- Marvel (1)
- Marvel Cinematic Universe (1)
- Marvel (Comics) (1)
- Hawkeye (Marvel Comics) (1)
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new phone, who dis? by vroombxtch
Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel (Comics), Hawkeye (Comics), Marvel Cinematic Universe
06 Aug 2021
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‘Clinton Francis Barton, what the fuck is that?’
Clint looked up at Tony who was stood on the other side of the breakfast bar, with an incredulous look on his face. ‘New phone,’ he held it up to show Tony, ‘Like it?’ It was the new purple iPhone 12. He had to buy it because, well, it was purple. No further explanation needed.
‘It’s– It’s Apple.’
‘It’s purple, Stark. Purple.’
‘But an Apple phone, really? Why must you betray me like this Hawkguy? Fraternising with the enemy?’
‘P-U-R-P-L-E.’ Clint spelt out letter by letter, fingerspelling at the same time for good measure, at which Stark harrumphed and left the kitchen without another word to go do Clint didn’t care what.
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- Part 1 of jarvelous' marvel shorts
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jarvelous' marvel shorts by vroombxtch
Fandom Hawkeye (Comics), Marvel, Marvel (Comics), Marvel Cinematic Universe
06 Aug 2021
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"Can I suck you off?"
The question came out of the blue, a breathy plea more than anything, dripping from wet, parted lips like honey.
Oscar wasn't sure how to respond, he stared down at the man in disbelief. Was Lando being serious? They met two minutes ago, Lando had no idea who he was, and still, he was propositioning Oscar? Just like that?
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- Part 2 of julie's landoscar fics
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26 Jan 2026
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“Look, I don’t even know the guy. Oscar Piastri, right? That’s his name?” He shook his head, scoffing. “Not my type at all. I don’t go for…..Boring. And he looks like the type who’d rather talk about cars than.... Well, literally anything else.”
The interviewer laughed nervously, sensing the bite. But Lando grinned, satisfied, reckless in how he let the words slip. The quote spread like wildfire. Headlines ate it up.
“Lando Norris Laughs Off Dating Rumors With F1’s Oscar Piastri: ‘Not My Type At All’.”
Or, Lando, a globally recognized pop star managing the intense demands of his career, and Oscar, a Formula One driver currently dominating the World Driver's Championship, both desperately needed a week's break. Coincidentally, they both chose the same secluded location for their much-needed break from the spotlight.
Even though neither man had actually seen or interacted with the other during their overlapping vacation, the simple fact of their shared location quickly triggered immediate and widespread speculation. The media and fans soon fabricated a rumored relationship between the pop star and the formula one driver.
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24 Jan 2026
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it's a beautiful night, we're looking for something dumb to do by misserablie
Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF
19 Jan 2026
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“Fact one,” Lando said carefully, “we are naked.”
“Fact two,” Oscar added, “this is not my bed.”
“Fact three,” Lando said, “I would remember if—”
Oscar winced, glancing at him with an apologetic look on his face. “Would you? You would, right?”
Lando paused.
“…Probably.”or: Lando and Oscar accidentally spend the night together.
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20 Jan 2026
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The first time The sun ever sets foot on Earth, he falls in love.
It is thrilling for a god. Far from walking on clouds and wide-eyed nymphs tending to your every need to a place where people don’t bother to want to even know your name. So in this muddle, if he doesn’t notice the man make his way towards him until he taps him on the shoulder- he is sorry.
“Mind if I take a seat?”
The Sun blinks. And for the first time in this lifetime, Oscar Piastri smiles at him.
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Or in which Lando falls in love with a mortal
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18 Jan 2026
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18 Jan 2026