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    Shane is stooped over to strap on his shin guards when his phone buzzes once in Hayden’s hand.

    He doesn’t mean to tap the notification.

    And oh god, does he wish he could un-tap the fucking notification.

    Because why the fuck has Lily, Shane’s mysterious Boston hook-up of several years (no matter how fervently he denies it), sent him a picture of a fucking sonogram.

    Black and white, blurry, and undeniably baby-shaped.

    Ilya makes a joke, Hayden breaks Shane’s phone, and a comedy of errors ensues.

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    17 Feb 2026

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    "[7:17pm] Lily: I like this
    [7:17pm] Lily: We are pregnant with a plan

    [7:17pm] Jane: No we are not

    [7:18pm] Lily: You don’t want to have my plan babies? 🙁"

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    He nuzzles closer, desperate for… something. For more. Ilya lolls his tongue out to lick at the side of his neck rhythmically. Over and over. Waiting for the reproof. Instead, Shane allows it, only letting out an amused huff as Ilya laps at him dumbly. So he works his way up, sticking his tongue in his ear, just to see what he’ll do. Shane jerks, the spatula flinging a few egg particles on to the counter.

    “Stop it, you aren’t a dog,” Shane mumbles, voice still rough from sleep.

    Ilya giggles, belly tightening. Pleased for some reason. Happy to get a reaction.

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    17 Feb 2026

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    It’s dim inside, faint morning light coming from the barely slitted blinds.

    She sees them right away. Ilya is slumped over another man in bed, fingers combing gently through his hair while their mouths slide together. It’s a slow, sweet kiss. Not a precursor to sex. Sympathy clenches in her chest.

    Oh. She shouldn’t be watching this.

    ———

    Svetlana finds out.

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    17 Feb 2026

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    "Shane says: “Oh, no thank you.” Like he’s turning down a dessert menu at a restaurant at the same time that Ilya snaps, “No.”

    “Hollander does not want this,” he hisses angrily.

    “Do you want that?” Shane whispers, looking up for the first time to meet Ilya’s eyes. He looks like he’s going to be sick. "

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    “Wait, Mr. Raiders fan,” Rozanov calls.

    Constable Sullivan pauses.

    “I get a phone call, yes?”

    “Sure.” He pulls out his own phone. “Do you know the number?”

    Rozanov nods. The numbers all come out in a rush, as though he’s memorized it in one long string and can’t think of any of them separately.

    It’s a Montreal area code, the constable notes, as he types it in. As the phone rings, he puts it on speaker and asks Rozanov: “Who is it?”

    “Shane Hollander.”

    “Fuck off. Who is it really?”

    Or: in the midst of the Rose breakup, the Raiders win a game in Montreal. Unable to do what he normally does after Montreal games, Ilya goes out to a club, gets super drunk, and ends up getting picked up by Montreal police for public intoxication. Sitting in a holding cell, the only number he can remember is Shane's.

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    17 Feb 2026

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    Anonymous said:
    Asked Batman whether he was dating Mr Wayne or if it was just a sugar baby/daddy thing. Only response I got was a stern ‘hn’ but im like 90% sure he was blushing under the cowl
    [3/5 stars]

    Anonymous said:
    I can’t put vigilantes as a reason on my insurance claims
    [0/5 stars]

    Anonymous said:
    Can confirm that Red Hood wears a second mask under his hood for some reason. He’s not bald, but he does have awful helmet hair if anyone was wondering why im only giving him four stars
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    A Gotham University student launches a forum website for rating the local vigilantes, mainly as a joke. As things tend to do in Gotham, it spirals out of control.

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    17 Feb 2026

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    " Anonymous said:

    I still cant sleep bc of the batsignal. im going to commit arson

    [0/5 stars]"