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    basically just a lot of Buck and Eddie pining and being bad at feelings

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    Their eyes lock, and for a moment the only sound in the room is their panting. The moment feels heavy, stretched thin, like both of them are waiting for it to snap.

    And then Shane slaps him.

    It’s not too hard - probably not even enough to leave a mark - but the sting of it is the spark that lights the flame. Ilya’s eyes roll back inside his head. His mouth drops open in a silent gasp as ecstasy rolls through his body like a forest fire, scorching every one of his nerve endings with white-hot desire.

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    01 Mar 2026

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    Shane & Ilya’s adventures in lingerie. Written chronologically, but each more or less functions as a oneshot.

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    19 Feb 2026

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    Ilya is always flirting with new ways to inspire Shane to press him into walls. In hindsight, he really shouldn't be surprised to find this is one of them.

    He just doesn't expect to also learn something new about himself in the process.

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    Also known as, I saw a comment on tumblr that basically said 'if Ilya ever folded his clothes the way Shane did before sex, Shane would definitely lose his mind about it', and I promptly sat down and wrote this fic.

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    17 Feb 2026

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    Shane Hollander is an evil, spiteful demon. This, Ilya is sure of. He is also the most stubborn bastard he has ever had the misfortune of meeting. Ilya should have ignored that adorable freckled little hockey player when he introduced himself in Saskatchewan and never looked back. Maybe he should have just blown himself up instead, then he would never have fallen victim to the doe eyes and awkward charm.

    Ilya is, perhaps, a little bit dramatic.

    or; ilya bets that shane can't last without sex. this backfires.

    EDIT: now with part 2: shane's pov!

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    09 Feb 2026

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    The Ballad of Shane Hollander's Tits

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    08 Feb 2026