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    basically just a lot of Buck and Eddie pining and being bad at feelings

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  1. Public Bookmark 62

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    Shane Hollander is an evil, spiteful demon. This, Ilya is sure of. He is also the most stubborn bastard he has ever had the misfortune of meeting. Ilya should have ignored that adorable freckled little hockey player when he introduced himself in Saskatchewan and never looked back. Maybe he should have just blown himself up instead, then he would never have fallen victim to the doe eyes and awkward charm.

    Ilya is, perhaps, a little bit dramatic.

    or; ilya bets that shane can't last without sex. this backfires.

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    09 Feb 2026

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    The Ballad of Shane Hollander's Tits

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    07 Feb 2026

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    An answer to the question: what if the Centaurs were chaotic disasters (affectionate) on social media?

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    04 Feb 2026

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    “If you explain the Mile High Club to me I swear to God I’ll stuff you in an overhead bin,” Shane said. The sixty-something couple in front of them turned and gave Shane a look, so he offered them a polite smile while Ilya snickered behind him.

    “I would like to see you try,” he said, while Shane pretended he was invisible.

    “Then keep being a dick on this airplane,” he said, and fuck, that got another look.

    “You might fit in one,” Ilya went on, thoughtfully looking into the compartment. “Since you are pocket-sized.”

    “We’re about to be on a plane flight together for eight hours and this is how you kick things off?”

    “You are stuck with me for much longer than that,” Ilya said, and kissed Shane on the cheek.

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    It's a honeymoon fic! Set after The Long Game.

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    04 Feb 2026

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    “You like it, right?” Shane whispered against his lips.

    “Hm?” Ilya tried hard to focus on Shane’s words but Shane felt too good, the pressure of his ass on Ilya’s crotch too maddeningly distracting.

    Shane leaned in so that his mouth was now right on Ilya’s ear, stilling his movements. “I said,” he breathed hotly, “you like it? Being my dog?”

    And this was new. The words sent an electric shock down Ilya’s spine, making him involuntarily thrust up into Shane. Ilya swallowed, closing his eyes and nodding furiously, as Shane nibbled on his ear lobe and sucked sweetly at the skin there.

    “Speak,” Shane said simply, the same tone he used when talking to Chiron or Anya. When talking to dogs.

    “Fuck,” Ilya choked out. “Yes, da, yes, I like being your dog.”

    or, Ilya discovers a new kink about himself.

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    02 Feb 2026