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  1. footballers au by

    Fandom Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series

    03 Oct 2025

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  2. i'm a punk rocker yes i am by

    Fandom Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series

    09 Aug 2025

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    a superman!jimmy au, based on superman (2025)

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  3. secret life ficlets by

    Fandom 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series

    21 Nov 2024

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    unrelated ficlets for the secret life smp series

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  4. Jimmy Solidarity's Big Bisexual Awakening by

    Fandom 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Empires SMP

    07 Apr 2024

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    an empires SMP/third life/hermitcraft college au, featuring bisexual Jimmy and an abundance of queer themes

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  5. wanksgiving 2023 by

    Fandom 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP

    25 Nov 2023

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    a collection of unrelated smut/smut-adjacent drabbles/drabble-adjacent-works, written for Wanksgiving 2023

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    400
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    If They Haven't Learned Your Name by

    Fandoms: Captain America - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe  

    16 Apr 2018

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    Steve gets out of the hospital in two days, but just barely. “I’m fine,” he tells Sam, Nurse Eunjung and the phalanx of doctors assigned to make sure Captain America didn’t bleed out and die and get bad PR all over their nice clean hospital. “I have an advanced healing factor. It’s fine. See? I’m standing.”

    “That is not standing,” Sam tells him.

    “You’re bending the IV stand,” Nurse Eunjung adds pointedly. “Let go and sit down, they don’t grow on trees.”

     
    aka Steve and Bucky's Global Honeymoon Revenge World Tour.

    Podfic of this story available by the incredible quietnight!

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    24 Jan 2026

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    Scents and Sensibility: The Working Assassin's Guide to Supersoldier Seduction by , ,

    Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe  

    31 Oct 2018

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    Captain America wakes up from the ice in 2013. The Winter Soldier wakes up in 2009, or rather defects from HYDRA, for a value of defect that’s closer to decimate. He ends up working for SHIELD. In April 2014, he’s assigned to Captain America’s mission as a sniper.

    Steve’s just trying to get some kind of life together. Bucky is too, or at least he was until tall, blond and Captain shows up and starts just - being there, all the time. It’s terrible. It’s the worst. He has to do something about it.

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    23 Jan 2026

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    This Ao3 Author's Curse Has Got Hands by for Odaigahara

    Fandoms: Dream SMP  

    06 Dec 2025

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    Fanfic author Technoblade has been pre-writing and is excited to start posting his whumptober longfic, his trusty beta Philza at his side. Unfortunately for his posting schedule, the Ao3 author's curse hits him hard, fast, and with an intensity never before seen. Really it's starting to seem like he's cursed.

    Does this mean that he gives up posting his fic?

    Nah nah nah nah nah he's got this handled. Don't even worry about it. Chapters will be posted come hell, high water, hospital visit, house invasions, eviction, mob action, emergency road trip, or kidnapping. Technoblade never dies, and he never misses an update.

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    23 Dec 2025

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    let the light in by

    Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS  

    11 Aug 2018

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    There is magic in the world, but for years Jungkook has shied away from his gift. (It's intrusive, unwelcome, dangerous.) Now, he's in New York City, battling loneliness and a college course he hates. Until on one particularly bad day, he turns down a side street in East Village and his life changes forever.

     

    (Or: six boys run a magical emporium together and Jeon Jungkook is looking for a place to belong.)

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    25 Nov 2025

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    this mess we're in by Anonymous

    Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP, Video Blogging RPF  

    02 May 2024

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    When Jimmy agreed to fly out with his friends to attend the Hermitcraft charity stream in America, the last thing he expected was to have another sexual awakening. But when he meets Tango in person for the first time, it finally clicks that the man he's been pretend-flirting with in Minecraft this whole time is 10-15 years his senior. Tango's just as sweet and funny and endearing in real life as he is online, and the age difference between them has never been so obvious.

    So of course, Jimmy can't not fuck him.

    (This is RPF of the actual creators. Don't like, don't read.)

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    15 Jul 2025