whatcaniwriteinthis
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The Secret Life of Hermits!! by whatcaniwriteinthis for ahautism
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
26 Mar 2026
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The Secret Life of Hermits, Tuesday evenings at 8/7 central, only on the reCAP network!
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when you're back you're back by whatcaniwriteinthis for Twelvevoid
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
26 Mar 2026
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jimmy's back in town. joel and him talk.
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long drive back to you by whatcaniwriteinthis for quicksilvermoonrot (quicksilvermalec)
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
26 Mar 2026
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on soulmates and finding your way home (literally) (jimmy needs a ride)
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who let grian mess with buttons on the alien spaceship
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music of the night after night after night by whatcaniwriteinthis for JekyllOsinner
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
26 Mar 2026
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He’d quit—but it really is a good job.
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- Words:
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- 5
- Bookmarks:
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i'm a punk rocker yes i am by whatcaniwriteinthis
Fandom Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
09 Aug 2025
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a superman!jimmy au, based on superman (2025)
- Words:
- 3,716
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
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unrelated ficlets for the secret life smp series
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- 1,809
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Jimmy Solidarity's Big Bisexual Awakening by whatcaniwriteinthis
Fandom 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Empires SMP
07 Apr 2024
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an empires SMP/third life/hermitcraft college au, featuring bisexual Jimmy and an abundance of queer themes
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- 3,071
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wanksgiving 2023 by whatcaniwriteinthis
Fandom 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
25 Nov 2023
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a collection of unrelated smut/smut-adjacent drabbles/drabble-adjacent-works, written for Wanksgiving 2023
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- 400
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- 4
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If it wasn't for that meddling kid by ARustySpork for TastyTeeth
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
17 May 2026
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“I feel really good about this kid, I think he could be great on your wing, he just needs some help settling in. Someone to show him the ropes.”
“Yes.”
The line went silent for a moment. Ilya wasn’t really sure why his coach felt the need to run this by him.
“Rozanov,” his coach said at last. “I want him to live with you.”
Ilya blinked, then nearly shouted into the phone. “What?”
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or, Ilya stays in Boston, gets a rookie, and tries to figure out how to make a secret long distance relationship work while there's a Russian teenager in his house
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- Part 1 of If it wasn't for that meddling kid
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 138,750
- Chapters:
- 20/20
- Comments:
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- Bookmarks:
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Bookmarked by whatcaniwriteinthis
18 May 2026
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Tim was running late for his appointment.
He had intended to leave before rush hour but got too caught up in a case that he lost track of time. He had to run to catch the train if he wanted to make it on time, and slipped into the packed subway car just as the doors slid closed.
Or, Tim wears a cute little skirt and gets felt up while on a train.
Bookmarked by whatcaniwriteinthis
09 Apr 2026
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8-bit ripple carry adder? i hardly know her by shimzzang
Fandoms: Valefisk, Video Blogging RPF
23 Mar 2026
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Novel and Chamber get sent on a job to fix a carry adder, whatever that is. Novel snaps.
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24 Mar 2026
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A guide to podficcing—for newbies, by a newbie.
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- Part 1 of Podfic Meta
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How I create podfics! with many screenshots. Please read this and learn from my mistakes, as it may save many hours of your life.
There are many ways to skin a Kneazle. This is mine.
This is largely applicable to audiobooks too.