whatcaniwriteinthis
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craving something juicy (something sweet) by whatcaniwriteinthis for deepsealantern
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
20 Feb 2026
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tango shares a special skill of his with pearl
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(save a sheep) drain a cowboy by whatcaniwriteinthis for smut_rights
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
30 Dec 2025
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Jimmy holds out his wrist, turned up so the blue-green lines of his veins are visible.
“I’m offering.” He says, and he hopes Tango lets himself take.or: decked out 3 is already bringing changes for tango
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my house (could be your house too!) by whatcaniwriteinthis for justlukahere
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Valefisk
24 Dec 2025
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while maivi plans his next video, vale daydreams about moving in together
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imprisoned by precarious, nearly malevolent, bookshelves by whatcaniwriteinthis for Inky_fwog
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
22 Dec 2025
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mumbo and grian and his maze of a starter base
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From the Desk of Mumbo K. Jumbo by whatcaniwriteinthis for thunderdone
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
07 Dec 2025
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A pile of papers scattered across a desk. Would you like to take a closer look?
[a multimedia work about the Boatem office place]
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i'm a punk rocker yes i am by whatcaniwriteinthis
Fandom Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
09 Aug 2025
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a superman!jimmy au, based on superman (2025)
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unrelated ficlets for the secret life smp series
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Jimmy Solidarity's Big Bisexual Awakening by whatcaniwriteinthis
Fandom 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Empires SMP
07 Apr 2024
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an empires SMP/third life/hermitcraft college au, featuring bisexual Jimmy and an abundance of queer themes
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wanksgiving 2023 by whatcaniwriteinthis
Fandom 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
25 Nov 2023
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a collection of unrelated smut/smut-adjacent drabbles/drabble-adjacent-works, written for Wanksgiving 2023
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A guide to podficcing—for newbies, by a newbie.
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- Part 1 of Podfic Meta
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How I create podfics! with many screenshots. Please read this and learn from my mistakes, as it may save many hours of your life.
There are many ways to skin a Kneazle. This is mine.
This is largely applicable to audiobooks too.
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He looks at Yuna, who looks at him back, seeming like she wants to say something but doesn’t know how.
“Shane says you have been a Metros fan for your entire life,” Ilya offers.
It’s a good starting spot. Things they both know. Shane. Hockey.
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20 Feb 2026
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Every Boston Raider knows that although their captain has a girl in every port, he’s got a soft spot for the one in Montreal. Dr. Shane Hollander knows it’s better to have a semi-regular source of casual sex than try to make a relationship work during residency. Ilya Rozanov knows that the doctor he’s fucking in Montreal is unaware that he plays hockey, and in fact probably thinks he’s Bratva.
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19 Feb 2026
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When Shane was born an ocean away from her homeland, Yuna Hollander, who did not pray, whispered into the world: Let every door open for him, my son.
OR: Yuna Hollander learns to appreciate Ilya Rozanov, one step at a time.
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Bookmarked by whatcaniwriteinthis
16 Feb 2026