ufohnoparty (why_didnt_i_get_any_soup)
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The love that dare not speak its name by ufohnoparty (why_didnt_i_get_any_soup)
Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005)
29 Dec 2023
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Cas has decided that he is gay and wants to go to Pride in Wichita. Dean is not so happy about that.
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- Part 15 of Author's Picks
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Author's Picks by ufohnoparty (why_didnt_i_get_any_soup), why_didnt_i_get_any_soup, yosoyleche
Fandom: 9-1-1 (TV), Archie Comics, Archie Comics & Related Fandoms, Avatar: Legend of Korra, Batman: The Animated Series, Captain America (Movies), Carol (2015), DC Animated Universe, DCU, DCU (Animated), DCU (Comics), Justice League & Justice League Unlimited (Cartoons), Lucifer (TV), Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Riverdale (TV 2017), Superman: The Animated Series, Supernatural, Supernatural (TV 2005), Teen Wolf (TV), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Price of Salt - Patricia Highsmith, Thor (Movies), Thor - All Media Types, Twilight (Movies), Twilight Series - All Media Types, Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Welcome to Night Vale, Young Justice (Cartoon)
29 Dec 2023
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Think of this as the fic equivalent of the "Staff Picks" at a video store. Are these the /best/ fics? I don't know. They're not necessarily the most popular, but they are the fics I have the softest spot for.
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“I met a lady on the call the other day, the one I pulled out of the other unit… she said she was psychic and then started talking about granting wishes. It all sounded so ridiculous, but I-I think she did something to me. I know I sound crazy, but I think I have to do whatever people tell me to.”
Buck jerks back, stands to his full height, and Eddie sees the last twenty-four hours playing through his eyes in perfect clarity, without one second of doubt. Buck believes him, instantly, wholly, without question, and Eddie suffocates the sob in his throat.
“Oh, Eddie, you’re…” Buck says, “wait, is that why you were giving that guy your number?”
“That’s your question?” He gasps through a laugh, and it’s wet and dangerous.
“Yes,” Buck says, without an ounce of remorse.
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Eddie gets the Ella Enchanted treatment.
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Bookmarked by ufohnoparty (why_didnt_i_get_any_soup)
25 Aug 2025
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“Eddie, I’m in love with you,” he says, heart thrumming in his chest, in his throat, in his mouth. He feels hot and cold and dizzy by turns.
“What?” asks Eddie faintly, barely even a question.
“I’m in love with you,” Buck says again. “I didn’t know, I didn’t mean to, but I am. I am.”
“You– Right, okay,” says Eddie, so visibly buffering that it makes Buck’s heart clench a little in his chest. Of course he’s in love with Eddie. How could he possibly have let himself pretend otherwise. “Wasn’t expecting this, bud,” says Eddie, and he sounds so shocked that Buck can’t help a wry smile. Of course Eddie’s surprised. They must be the only two people in existence who didn’t already know. “I– Buck, man, you know that I care about you, but…”
“I know,” he says gently to Eddie, because he did know, but that doesn't make this moment hurt any less.
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Post season 8, Buck confesses his feelings, Eddie lets him down as gently as he can, and they both try to figure out how to be just friends.
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Bookmarked by ufohnoparty (why_didnt_i_get_any_soup)
06 Jul 2025
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drown in good intentions (never quench the fire) by windmillsofmymind
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
20 Apr 2025
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“I thought you were ready to start dating,” Bobby says, which. Eddie doesn’t think that’s remotely close to the point.
“Yeah, Eddie,” Buck echoes, all narrowed eyes and petulance, aggressively attempting to spear a tomato on his plate while maintaining eye contact.
“I…I don’t think the blind dates were really working out.”
“So you’re trying to get out of your aunt’s setups, again. And this is what you’re going with?” Hen says, eyebrows raised.
“I did not say that. I hadn’t even thought about telling Pepa I’m seeing Felisa, to be honest.” But isn’t that a thought. “I just thought a break would be nice, you know? I can find someone at my own pace, organically.”
A chorus of protests and objections, to the tune of “how are you going to meet someone organically when everybody thinks you’re dating someone else”, breaks out across the table.
“Oh, he’s gonna find someone organically, alright,” Chimney interrupts. “Obviously, he’s gonna fall in love with Felisa.”
Buck promptly begins to choke on his salad.
Or: Eddie pretends to date Felisa Valdez, a normal thing to do, for normal reasons. Buck acts normal about it.
Bookmarked by ufohnoparty (why_didnt_i_get_any_soup)
02 May 2025
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to have and to hold (platonically and heterosexually) by teenytinytomlinson
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
12 Apr 2025
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So in the middle of Eddie’s dining room, with his brain to mouth filter non-existent (as per usual), Buck blurts out, “Marry me.”
Eddie sits straight up, looking at him with eyes wide as saucers.
“Excuse me?”
“W-well, just think about it. If we get married I can add you and Chris to my insurance policy and that solves your problem.”
Eddie’s mouth forms a perfect little ‘o’. Buck waits patiently for the floor to open up and swallow him whole.
When the ground doesn’t do as he’d hoped he realizes he has to say something else. “Obviously, w-we don’t have to,” he’s quick to assure. “But if we did it would be platonic, of course, because you’re straight and–” he pauses, praying for another rogue stroke of lightning. Anything to put him out of his misery right now. “-and like I know that I’m bi now, but this wouldn’t be like that y’know? It would just be two friends helping each other out.” He’s rambling, the words won’t stop tumbling out. “Like a friends with benefits type situation! E-except you know not those kinds of benefits! Like actual benefits! Health and dental.”
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Eddie is moving to Texas, losing his insurance, and marrying Buck all very heterosexually and platonically.
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- Part 1 of platonic marriage
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Bookmarked by ufohnoparty (why_didnt_i_get_any_soup)
15 Apr 2025
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The year is 1994: Mortal Kombat II is the best-selling arcade game, All-4-One are at the top of the charts, and grunge dies with Kurt Cobain. It’s also the year that Dean Winchester gets drafted to the biggest and most important professional wrestling organization in American history — the World Wrestling Federation. Rising quickly up the card thanks to his in-ring talent, mic-ability, and charisma, there’s only one thing standing in Dean’s way of becoming number one on the roster: Castiel Krushnic. Technically proficient and universally respected, Krushnic seems to hate Dean from their very first meeting for reasons that Dean can’t fathom, but sets about picking apart through outlandish and attention-seeking behavior.
It works. Pretty soon, Krushnic’s paying way too much attention and their fierce rivalry ends up sparking a passionate, toxic affair that burns bright and hot, and oh-so dangerous. Egos and obsessions get in the way of true happiness though, and combined with Dean’s escalating drug abuse, it sees the two of them struggling to keep themselves together and whole. After an inciting incident, they hit breaking point, resulting in betrayal, broken hearts, and career-ending injuries.
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Bookmarked by ufohnoparty (why_didnt_i_get_any_soup)
25 Feb 2025