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    College AU where Chuuya finds out that the boy he drunkenly made out with the night of orientation is his new roommate.

    His arrogant, smug, very straight roommate.

    And the boys are each convinced the other is trying to ruin their life by making them go absolutely insane.

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    31 Aug 2025

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    “My name is Dazai Osamu, I am fifteen years old and by the time you’re seeing this I’ll be dead.”

    Or; Dazai plans to die on his eighteenth birthday and decides to document his last 3 years alive.

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    30 Aug 2025

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    In another universe where soulmates exist and are identified by marks in the form of whatever injury your partner has- Chuuya Nakahara is about to turn 16, and his best friend Dazai has been endlessly teasing him over the prospect of a mark. However, when he wakes up on his birthday covered in light blue lines he is unsure what to do, or how to approach identifying his soulmate, and his best friend has been acting in increasingly concerning ways since being told about the marks.

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    What do you do when your covered in the evidence of your soulmates self harm, and your bandaged best friend (who you are definitely NOT in love with) seems to be breaking at the seams?

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    23 Aug 2025

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    “Tsushima Shuuji,” Chuuya reads out loud. “A bright, optimistic young man with a pep in his step and a zest for life. Hang on–is this referring to you?”

    “Unfortunately,” Dazai laments, sighing dramatically. “You just got away with ‘science nerd’ and ‘soccer player,’ but I’m supposed to be an artist! I hate art! It’s useless!”

    “Shut the fuck up. That’s not the problem here. You? A ‘zest for life?’ Looking forward to each new morning? Hah! Rimbaud would sooner come back to life.”

    Dazai turns to Chuuya with the barest facsimile of a smile painted over his lips.

    “I,” he says sweetly, “am going to gut you open like a fish.”

    Dazai and Chuuya are seasoned mafiosos at the ripe old age of almost-seventeen. They’ve fought gang wars, interrogated prisoners, and done all manner of unspeakable things. Now, they face their greatest challenge yet: going (undercover) to a real high school. With regular teens (who may or may not be desperately trying to get them to kiss).
    One thing’s for sure: this school is unprepared for the absolute calamity that is Double Black.

    Written for the SKK Big Bang 2022 feat. art by videogamelover99 & beta'ed by Airini.

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    19 Aug 2025

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    “Why did you really want me here?” Chuuya says, seeking out his gaze in the mirror. “And don’t give me that crap about needing me because I’m bulletproof. You’re crafty. I’m sure you already had a hundred different plans to capture him. So why?”

    “Because,” Dazai replies, “I wanted to know who I’ll be dealing with considering our organizations are going to be working together from now on. Like, taking a dog out for a test walk, you know?”

    Or, the one in which Chuuya's a member of the Agency and a new job forces him to work with someone from the Port Mafia. What starts as a simple case unravels into a gigantic plot with several unexpected side quests, including falling for the odd executive who keeps terrorizing him.

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    19 Aug 2025