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“So what,” Dick continued, shrugging emphatically in front of his adopted father. “You were just going to pretend it wasn’t happening? Until you couldn’t hold him in anymore?”
“I was hoping that I could keep my composure until the four of you had left for patrol.”
“And then what?”
“The med bay is almost completely soundproof, and it’s sterile,” Bruce said quietly. “I was going to stay there until he came.”
“Alone,” Jason said, crossing his arms. “Your plan was to hold him in until all of us were out of your way, and then stow yourself away in the bay and just casually push out a fucking baby. Alone.”
“You’re insane,” Dick chuckled, shaking his head. “The bat costume wasn’t enough, you had to one up yourself.”
(Mind the tags please. This story contains Mpreg and Childbirth)
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Accidental Cohabitation by msOdds
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
24 Apr 2023
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Clark’s week has been terrible. First Batman rejects him, then Brucie Wayne invites himself into his life. Salvaging his relationship with a moody colleague and babysitting a runaway Omega billionaire? This might be a job even Superman can’t do.
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- Part 4 of Superbat's super crack collection
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26 Nov 2025
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The Sweet Chubby Mixed Race Baby by what_jude
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
30 May 2019
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Clark Kent was really worried, but he didn't let on. Things were happening too fast!
The question was: why did they think Bruce would have a normal pregnancy if their baby is part kryptonian?Series
- Part 1 of Superbat Brainstorm
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25 Nov 2025
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Single and Ready to Mingle by littlechinesedoll
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, DCU, DCU (Comics)
17 Aug 2018
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Where Lex is a bad date, and this cute reporter had the balls to ask Bruce Wayne out.
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- Part 3 of CDB
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25 Nov 2025
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all the twitters by amosanguis
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DC Animated Universe (Timmverse), DC Extended Universe
24 May 2021
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Tim, coming up behind Bruce, suddenly lets out a bloodcurdling scream.
Bruce looking slowly over his shoulder, says deadpan, “Yes, son, very good. That’s fleek.”
“I’m gonna yeet you into the fucking sun,” Tim shouts.
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- Part 101 of author's fave
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