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"'Hey Akane, welcome to the club?' Yeah, right. She'd tear me to pieces. 'Hey, Akane. Did you manage to save a little bit of that Nanniichuan? No? Well, can I wring some out from your wedding dress?'" Ranma smacked his head against the wall. "That's even worse than the first."
OR: What happens when Jusenkyo claims another victim?
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Wingman by writeonclara
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
18 Aug 2020
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“Do you understand what will happen to you if you don’t smash your demon buddy? And since you’re”—Gabriel paused to search for the proper adjective to encompass all of Aziraphale’s Aziraphaleness, then settled on—“you, God commanded me to help you. And buddy, you need all the help you can get.”
Or: Gabriel’s assigned to be wingman for Aziraphale to keep him from Falling. He’s about as good at it as you’d imagine.
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The Arrangement by writeonclara
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
03 May 2020
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“We must be doing something wrong,” said Crowley, grimly determined. “There’s no way humans would be so obsessed with something so bloody awful.”
Or: Four and a half times they’re rather rubbish at it and one and a half times they get it right.
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First Bloom by writeonclara
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
12 Sep 2019
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“I’ve heard all about you, of course,” Aziraphale chattered. “The fearsome god of the underworld.” He shot a grin over his shoulder. “You don’t seem all that fearsome to me.”
Crowley glared. He could be fearsome if he wanted to. He was just choosing not to be fearsome right now, since it required rather more effort than he preferred to exert.
“Actually, you seem rather sweet,” continued Aziraphale.
Crowley jerked up, scowling. “Sweet? Sweet? I am not sweet. What on earth makes you think I’m sweet?”
Aziraphale nodded towards Cerberus, who had flopped over onto his back, wriggling on his massive pillow, all four legs waving in the air. “Your dog has a pillow finer than your own throne,” he pointed out.
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Clandestine Affairs by writeonclara
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
31 Aug 2019
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“How dare you!” Aziraphale shouts.
“It’s not personal!” the demon shouts back, peeking around the edge of the bookshelf. Aziraphale flings a blessing at him, but he jerks back before it can land. “I was assigned to you.”
“I’ll smite you back to Hell, you—you—snake!”
“Funny you should say that,” the demon mutters, before lifting his voice again. “Or how about we carry on what we’re doing and not attract the attention from Downstairs, yeah? Or Upstairs, for that matter.”
Or: Aziraphale has been assigned to secure The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch. He really shouldn’t have been surprised to learn that Hell had an agent of their own assigned to him.
Luckily for him, Crowley is a dreadful spy.
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Part One: Cupid's Error (You Mocha Me Crazy)
Sam and Gabriel (and extremely bad pickup lines).Part Two: Cupid's Arrow (Your Love is a Tragic Comedy)
Dean and Castiel (and extremely bad ideas).- Words:
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Good Vibrations by writeonclara
Fandom Captain America (Movies), Deadpool - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
31 May 2018
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In which Zoro gets dragged into shopping with Sanji, and ends up having to contend with how unreasonably hot his lover is with a sharp object in his hands.
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12 May 2026
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Maybe there is something to be said that the first time they kiss, they kiss on a sinking ship. As if to say: this too, is inevitable. The waves are gnashing above the sea’s bottomless maw, and the timbers of the sinking galleon groan their own dirge – as far as this space of sea is concerned, the world is ending. Then there they are, balanced on the cusp of it, concerned only with how they exist relative to each other.
There’s an awful devotion to it, and it shouldn’t be romantic. But Sanji is hopeless. He’s always wanted a love like this.
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12 May 2026
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“Two years is a long time, Zoro. Too long to have your effort thrown back in your face. Even if it’s the same words and the same old argument, the stakes have changed.”
Or: The crew reunite after 2 years, and Zoro reassesses the weight of his words against his regard for Sanji.
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11 May 2026
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"No 'fair'; no fouls; no rules," Sanji sing-songs at him.
Which (and Sanji should really, really, be at least this self-aware) is an incredibly dangerous thing for someone like the cook to say.
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Or: the one where Zoro and Sanji hash out the unspoken rules of their little contests. On the floor. Horizontally. (Not an entendre.)
Bookmarked by writeonclara
11 May 2026
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come over, come over (i won't make the same mistakes) by Veto_power_over_clocks
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
16 Jun 2024
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Sanji doesn't know what's the worst part of meeting his forty year-old self: finding out that he's going to lose a finger, or realizing he won't be over Zoro after two whole decades.
Oh, wait. The worst part is that both facts are connected.
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10 May 2026