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    Everyone in Hell has a mark that ties them to a soulmate. Angel Dust never planned to find his, but when he does, he only has one thing on his mind: he needs to find a way to break the bond before the Vees intervene and take care of it themselves.

    Thankfully, when your soulmate is the Radio Demon, he is more than happy to find a way to separate the two of you.

    A soulmate AU from the perspective of a demi aroace author.

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    Powered by foolhardy ambition, Stanford Pines was on the precipice of fully realising his Grand Unified Theory of Weird when divine inspiration struck. Cajoled into building an interdimensional portal by his otherworldly muse, our plucky protagonist was loathe to call in his old college buddy, reluctant to invite the vultures of the scientific community to descend upon his venture. Creating a loophole, Stanford fashioned a body for his flighty inspiration, pinning down the transcendental insight of Bill Cipher, intending to partner on this exciting new project, in more ways than one.

    A wise man would have told him this was a stupid idea.

    But wise men never fall in love, so how are they to know?

    A canon divergent sci-fi rom-com detailing the span of events between building a body for your dream boy to watching him end the world. Featuring hits such as: discarding a lie, rejecting the truth and the mortifying ordeal of being known.

    Inspired by ABBA BABBA.

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    "So, what's the thing that makes you poor company, stranger?" Morpheus opens his mouth -- it is none of your business, my heart is broken, I am contemplating going home and committing suicide because I am clearly and patently not designed to be loved in any meaningful way -- but is interrupted by Hob's cheerful continuation, "Because I've just been dumped by my girlfriend of two years."

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    'Would that we were married,' Hob thinks unkindly. 'If we were married I could give you a shake and not have to worry about chasing you off for another century.'

    *For an explanation of the tag (yes, that one) see the end notes for the second chapter.

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    17 Oct 2022

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    The manner in which an animal routinely casts off a part of its body (often, but not always, an outer layer or covering), either at specific times of the year, or at specific points in its life cycle.

    The door swings open, and Hob looks up, as automatic as a blink or a breath. He’s not expecting anything. It’s been three months and four days, six hours and thirty-nine minutes, and all he had been told was more than once a century.

    Dream is standing in the doorway.

    He looks like hell.

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