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  1. The Path Not Taken by

    Fandom Black Panther (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Chris Evans Movies), Doctor Strange (Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Jessica Jones (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Thor (Movies)

    16 Jan 2026

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    "Two roads diverged in a wood, and I — I took the one less traveled by."

    (a series of unconnected one-shots, primarily subverting common/popular fic tropes)

    *** DO NOT LEAVE REVIEWS OR EMAIL ME OR CONTACT ME IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, FORM, OR FASHION ABOUT BUYING ART. EVER. I AM DONE BEING POLITE AND RESPECTFUL, BECAUSE I AM **STILL** BEING HARASSED AND STALKED ABOUT THIS AND I HAVE HAD ENOUGH. DO NOT ASK ME TO BUY YOUR CRAP. ***

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  2. Underlying Truths by

    Fandom The X-Files

    12 Feb 2024

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    A series of confrontations that expose various truths for our favorite characters

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  3. Awakening by

    Fandom Good Witch (TV)

    13 Nov 2020

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  4. The Devil's Fall by

    Fandom Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries

    10 Mar 2014

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    Gossip Protocol by

    Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Iron Man (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types  

    13 Jul 2025

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    It starts with one intern.
    At least, everyone thinks he’s an intern.
    He’s got full clearance, a StarkPad, and a habit of arguing with Tony Stark in the hallways.
    The office is trying to piece it together. Mostly through Teams.

    (Or, Peter and Tony’s relationship, as seen through the eyes of Stark Industries employees.)

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    22 Dec 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Gossip Protocol: astravere -- Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Iron Man (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types

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    5 times Tony Stark accidentally appeared in Peter Parker’s TikToks (and 1 time he did it on purpose) by

    Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)  

    26 Nov 2025

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    Peter Parker has exactly five TikTok followers and zero desire for internet fame.
    He just films little videos around the Tower – smoothie recipes, cleaning timelapses, random daily-life stuff. Harmless. Quiet. Invisible.

    And then Tony Stark keeps accidentally walking into the background.

    Every. Single. Time.

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    30 Dec 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    5 times Tony Stark accidentally appeared in Peter Parker’s TikToks (and 1 time he did it on purpose): verinssy -- The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)

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    A roomba, a raccoon and a new recruit by ,

    Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)  

    11 Oct 2024

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    Tony always knew that Queens was a bit of an unhinged neighborhood. So of course it was going to be during a visit to Queens that he once again fell victim to a robot attack. The ‘robot’ being an overexcited roomba that responded to voice commands awfully well.
    Whoever made this roomba was clearly operating on that fine line between genius and insanity.
    Which meant Tony needed to meet him.

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    09 Dec 2025

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    A roomba, a raccoon and a new recruit: Bergen, happyaspie -- Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)

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    man vs food by

    Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)  

    04 Jan 2019

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    They started at Mother’s Cupboard in Manhattan. It was a hole-in-the-wall type place with little seating, but they secured a table and ordered Waffles for Harley and the Frittata Challenge for Peter.

    The server behind the counter raised her eyebrows. “You’re tiny,” she said. “Not—not that I mean that in a bad way. But, you’re tiny. You know what’s in the Frittata Challenge, right?”

    Peter nodded, and recited, “Six pounds of scrambled eggs, sausage, pepperoni, and hash browns.”

    “Thousands of people have attempted the challenge,” Harley added, “but ninety-five percent failed.”

    The woman eyed them for a moment and nodded. “If you finish it you get a t-shirt and your photo on the wall. If you finish it.”

    “That’s the plan, ma’am."

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    06 Dec 2025

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    man vs food: tempestaurora -- Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)

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    He (Will Never) Play Well With Others by

    Fandoms: Iron Man (Movies), The Avengers (2012)  

    01 May 2012

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    Pepper Potts was to be respected, admired - from very afar - and is off-limits.
    If anyone crossed the line with her ... ye gods. Tony Stark does not play well with others.

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    08 Dec 2012

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    He (Will Never) Play Well with Others: Vespertine -- Iron Man (Movies), The Avengers (2012)