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Can I Get A Connection? by zjass06
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
28 Oct 2021
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“I expect to hear no issues concerning your new roommate. This is Mr di Angelo,” Bacchus announces, stepping aside from the doorframe to reveal a boy Will wasn’t even aware stood there, and oh-
He’s gorgeous.
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The Christmas Miracle by zjass06
Fandoms: The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
26 Dec 2020
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As if Hades didn’t already scare the absolute shit out of Will, getting walked in on by him easily rockets its way right into the number one spot of the most traumatising events of his life.
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The Insufferable Suffering Behind Secret Santa by zjass06
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
15 Dec 2020
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Will draws Nico for Secret Santa.
No, he does not know what to buy for his secret love of his life.
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The Worst (best) Halloween of Nico di Angelo's Life by zjass06
Fandoms: The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
30 Oct 2020
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Halloween is Nico's favourite night of the year.
It gives him an excuse to stay holed up in his room and remain within the comforts of his bed. To eat copious amounts of candy corn and enjoy a back to back marathon of low budget horror movies he finds on Netflix.
So it's quite tragic that Piper has decided to ruin his favourite night of the year by dragging him along to a Halloween party instead. -
Nico di Angelo and the Imaginary Break-In by zjass06
Fandoms: The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
24 Aug 2020
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There’s a man in his kitchen. There’s a man in his kitchen, perched on top of the counter with a rather nasty cut struck across his forehead. A man, in his kitchen, with a head wound and one of Nico’s teaspoons buried deep inside a jar of Nutella at 4am.
The intruder is a deer in headlights, bright blue eyes wide and still.
“I can explain,” the man says, and Nico waits, unmoving.
Then, the intruder sighs. “Okay, maybe I can’t.”
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Zhongli and Childe are invited to Mondstat's Windblume Festival.
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In which, Zhongli is oblivious, Venti has his work cut out for him, and a confession is made.- Language:
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25 Apr 2026
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Zhongli forgot his wallet.
It is a shame that, as per Snezhnayan etiquette, Ajax was going to pay for the two of them anyway.
Debts are always good for business.
Snapshots of Childe's time in Liyue and his growing relationship with a certain funeral consultant.
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24 Mar 2026
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Childe grins, but it doesn’t quite reach his eyes. “Her Majesty commends me for a job well done, so I’m celebrating," he says. "I figured it was as much you than me that got the job done, so I’m offering you some of the spoils. This just came in the mail. ”
He picks up the bottle at his side, holding it for Zhongli to see. The label isn’t one Zhongli recognizes. It’s written in cursive Snezhnayan, a script he isn’t too familiar with.
“The finest Snezhnayan firewater, straight from the motherland,” Childe says. “This, comrade, is liquid courage in a bottle. Something that makes armies move in the bitter cold of Snezhnaya. Guaranteed to get even the spirits drunk– And it’s really bloody hard to get in Liyue."
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Or after the Liyue Archon Quest, Childe and Zhongli make up over a bottle of firewater.- Language:
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07 Mar 2026
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“What do you think, Xiansheng?” Childe asked, while struggling to pick up a Jade Parcel with his chopsticks. “Any truth to the rumors?”
“It’s absurd,” Zhongli responded, voice rumbling with distaste. “Rex Lapis never sired any children."
“That he knows of,” Childe quipped, smirking as he gave up on his chopstick and stabbed one of the dumplings straight through.
When gossip about a man claiming to be Rex Lapis's heir begins to run through Liyue Harbor like wildfire, Zhongli vows to find this imposter. Childe comes along for the ride, giddy to see Zhongli so flustered about the whole ordeal.
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- Part 1 of Impulses & Nostalgia
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20 Feb 2026
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How to Get Out of a Blind Date (Step 1: Kiss a War Criminal) by the_untamed_poet25
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
02 Nov 2025
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“Let me get this straight,” Childe says later, lying upside down on Zhongli’s couch, legs over the backrest like an overgrown cat.
“I will allow it,” Zhongli says without looking up from his tea.
“You want to pretend to date me?” Childe says, eyes wide. “Like, pretend pretend? As in, hold hands and flirt in front of your boss until she stops trying to hook you up with undead calligraphers and sad wine aunties?”
“Precisely,” Zhongli replies, brushing imaginary dust from his sleeve like he isn't making a pact with a walking war crime.
Childe stares. “I accept.”
“You don’t need time to consider it?”
“I’ve been preparing for this role my whole life.”
“You have?”
“Yes,” Childe says solemnly. “I have flirted with you during five separate assassination attempts. I have followed you through tea shops, graveyards, underground fight rings, and that one very suspicious dumpling cart. I have described your voice as ‘chiseled honey dripped over sin.’”
In which Zhongli lies to get out of a date and ends up fake-dating the embodiment of chaos.
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- Part 38 of ZhongChi / ChiLi Oneshots
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20 Feb 2026