The company invoice

by ESE (SecurityUnit), RabbitPie

Summary:

Mensah’s paperwork POV on buying SecUnit from the company

Notes:

I hope you enjoy the interactive parts of this drabble

(Don't forget to read your attachments before signing for the purchase of your SecUnit!)

 

From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]

Attention Ayda,

To confirm purchase of Security Unit 238776431, please review and approve all legal attachments.

If you are expecting cubicles or accessories, these will arrive shortly. If your Security Unit needs resupplying before your cubicle arrives, keep the attached tax receipt/s and request a reimbursement from the company by completing the reimbursement form available at our website, thecompany.cr/resources/feedforms

All contact details and information about additional purchases are in the attachments, or contact your Purchasing Coordinator with any questions.

Regards,

Derrik

Security Unit Purchasing Settlements Coordinator

Your comfort and safety is a company priority

Customer no. 135141918	Customer Polity: Preservation Alliance (P.C)	SU238776431
Make/Model: Security Unit/Mining 115-24TTX	Refurb	GM2.0
Purchase Order no. s1e10	SecUnit ID. SU238776431	SecSys. V12.3.12
		Date. 10/07/CR225

Good Move

By choosing the company to provide you with personal security, you benefit from the expertise of our highly trained technicians who are developing the latest security technology, equipment and misbehaviour prohibitive software. For you it means better protection, safety and resale value. At the company, your protection is what we do.

Condition report	SU238776431
Inspection date	09/07/CR225
Purchase Order no. s1e10	SecUnit ID. SU238776431	SecSys. V12.3.12
Previous inspection	12/12/CR224
Manufacturing date	25/08/CR177
Warranty expiry	Expired

Job#1

- cubicle repair - standard post-survey capped price service
ISSUES:
- governor module (disabled)
- neural fibres – organic memory residue
- wear tear (refurbished)
PERFORMANCE:
- resupplied fluids
- cycled lubricant
- upper battery cleaning
- rotated joints
- replaced air filter
- obedience check
SAFETY:
- inspected armguns
- tightened joints to correct torque
- carried out operational tests
- checked for abnormal noises
ADDITIONAL REPAIRS:
- applied advanced memory wipe
- installed new GM2.0 trial
MISC:
- armguns inflamed, biodiv test found autoimmune response. superficial.
RETAINING VALUE

Scheduled services and memory wipes to be carried out as per the manufacturers recommendation.
^{The company accepts no liability for damage present in refurbished units between inspection report and point of sale} 3.99% pa comparison rate offer across the company Security Unit SRX range. Min 15% deposit. Max 48month term. For your life protected.

_{All sales on refurbished Security Units are final. The company is not responsible for any damages or distress caused by the purchased Security Unit.}

X

I am 13 years or older and agree to the Terms and Conditions of sale and the company privacy policy.

X

I accept the condition report and understand all sales are final

Congratulations Ayda,
With the purchase of your refurbished Security Unit 238776431, your safety is now secured.
Attached to your purchase is a complementary 6month service, simply drop your Security Unit in to your nearest company representative and present this voucher.

The company may contact you to survey your purchase experience. We aim for a 10/10 service, so if you feel you can't score us 10 please contact us at [email protected]

Please press here confirm your purchase of Security Unit 238776431.
We are here to help
you.

Notes:

Loosely inspired by Telm_393 chapter 5 of Reuse/Repurpose and all the paperwork for my new car.

TWO drabbles that are collabs and interactive! This is fun! RabbitPie did the bulk of the work on the CSS, round of applause for RabbitPie! Saving me one drabble at a time.

I wonder if I can do one more drabble before the event ends...

(Shout out to that one person who commented on our accidental early upload faster than we could panic-delete <3)