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break up with your boyfriend, i'm bored

Summary:

Buck: eddie??? do u want anything???

Eddie: An iced white mocha with sweet cream foam would be great. Thanks Buck 

 

group chat: victims 🫤 (Chim, Hen, Ravi, Maddie)

Ravi: 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍🌈

Ravi: that is the gayest order i’ve ever heard in my life 

Hen: Well, he is gay, Ravi 

Ravi: yeah and a pain in my ass for it too

 

or

A chat fic full of crack following the daily lives of the 118 & co. That's literally it.

Oh, and Eddie Diaz is gay, and everyone knows it except for Buck.

Chapter 1: cancelled

Chapter Text

group chat: A team (Bobby, Chim, Hen, Buck, Eddie, Ravi, Harry)

 

Chim: Who ate my leftovers????

 

Buck: define ‘your’ 

 

Chim: The tupperware container in the fridge that had my name on it 

 

Chim: In ALL CAPITALS

 

Buck: yeah but like. spiritually were they yours 

 

Hen: Buck 

 

Buck: wow ok so no one appreciates philosophical discussion anymore??? 

 

Buck: what’s wrong with you people 

 

Ravi: wait were they actually labelled 

 

Chim: YES

 

Ravi: oh

 

Ravi: then yeah that’s theft 

 

Buck: WOW

 

Buck: ok first of all i was hungry 

 

Buck: and i thought we shared food like a family 

 

Chim: THAT WAS BOBBY’S SPECIAL MAC N CHEESE HE SAVED FOR ME ESPECIALLY 

 

Bobby: I can make you some more. - Bobby Nash. 

 

Harry: that’s also just not a defence buck???

 

Buck: it should be 

 

Eddie: There’s more food in the fridge 

 

Buck: yeah but that required effort 

 

Eddie: Opening a container is effort?

 

Buck: for you? no. for me? yes. 

 

Eddie: Tragic 

 

Buck: you love me really 

 

Eddie: Debatable. 

 

Chim: Can we pivot back to the fact that Buck is a THIEF 

 

 

group chat: victims 🫤 (Chim, Hen, Ravi, Maddie)

 

Ravi: IN THE WORK GROUP CHAT??????

 

Ravi: i’m sorry i actually can’t do this today. it’s not even nine in the morning 

 

Maddie: What’s happened? 

 

Chim: Your brother ate my leftovers. 

 

Maddie: Is…that it? 

 

Hen: No. Not at all 

 

Hen: *screenshot attached*

 

Maddie: Ah.

 

Hen: Ah???

 

Ravi: what is ‘ah’ supposed to mean????

 

Maddie: Hang on. Go to the other chat. 

 

 

 

group chat: T*mmy haters (Chim, Hen, Ravi, Maddie, Eddie)

 

 

Maddie: Heads up. T*mmy cancelled on his date with Buck last night. Storm Buckley impending. 

 

Ravi: so that explains why he’s got his back up about the leftovers 

 

Hen: And why he said that to Eddie in the group chat

 

Chim: And then Eddie flirted back. In the WORK group chat 

 

Eddie: I was not flirting!

 

Hen: 🤨

 

Eddie: I’d like to be excluded from interrogation, please.

 

Ravi: i always forget how much of a dad you are when you text LOL 

 

Eddie: I’m just using the correct grammar, Ravi. 

 

Ravi: yeah and soon you’ll be signing your messages like bobby does 

 

Ravi: ‘i was not flirting! - eddie diaz’ LOLOLOL

 

Eddie:

 

Hen: Ok, let’s focus back on the information at hand. How did Buck take it??

 

Maddie: Not good. He asked if I could come round tonight with a big bottle of ‘something that will knock me the fuck out’

 

Chim: Two drunk Buckley siblings is never good for the city of LA 

 

Ravi: i’d like to see it 

 

Maddie: Well, I can’t. I’ve got a shift tonight, which means Ravi or Eddie, you’re up 

 

Eddie: I’ve got Chris tonight.

 

Eddie: And I also don’t know if it’s a good idea to be around Buck when I’m drunk 

 

Ravi: scared ur gonna confess ur undying love??

 

Eddie: ….

 

 

 

messages: Buck and Tommy

 

Buck: should we grab dinner tonight?? yk, to make up for last night?

 

Tommy: It was a work thing, Evan. I didn’t cancel to be horrible. 

 

Buck: no no!! i know that. i just miss you 

 

Tommy: I miss you, too. 

 

Tommy: I can’t tonight. How about Saturday? I can come to yours 😏

 

Buck: sure! it’s a date 🥰

 

 

 

group chat: 4bros (Buck, Eddie, Ravi, Harry)

 

Buck: finally managed to secure a date w tommy 

 

Ravi: dude didn’t he cancel on you 

 

Buck:

 

Buck: how do u know that? 

 

Eddie: Sounds great, Buck! What are you guys doing? 

 

Buck: he’s coming over to mine!

 

Harry: thought you wanted to go out for dinner?

 

Buck: i did but tommy wanted to come over instead on saturday 🤷🏻

 

Eddie: 👍

 

Buck: are you 50????

 

Eddie: Not the last time I checked, no.

 

Buck: only 50 year olds use 👍

 

Harry: hey

 

Harry: i use 👍 sometimes!!!!

 

Ravi: they grow up so fast 

 

 

 

group chat: A team (Bobby, Chim, Hen, Buck, Eddie, Ravi, Harry) 

 

Buck: i’m grabbing coffee. place your orders

 

Bobby: A black Americano, please. - Bobby Nash. 

 

Ravi: iced matcha 

 

Hen: Oat milk caramel macchiato pls 

 

Chim: Earl grey for me 

 

Harry: vanilla latte plsssss

 

Buck: eddie??? do u want anything???

 

Eddie: An iced white mocha with sweet cream foam would be great. Thanks Buck 

 

 

group chat: victims 🫤 (Chim, Hen, Ravi, Maddie)

 

Ravi: 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍🌈

 

Ravi: that is the gayest order i’ve ever heard in my life 

 

Hen: Well, he is gay, Ravi 

 

Ravi: yeah and a pain in my ass for it too

 

Ravi: i still don’t understand why he won’t tell buck 

 

Ravi: why do we all have to suffer through it 

 

Chim: How do you think we’ve felt for the last six years?