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group chat: A team (Bobby, Chim, Hen, Buck, Eddie, Ravi, Harry)
Chim: Who ate my leftovers????
Buck: define ‘your’
Chim: The tupperware container in the fridge that had my name on it
Chim: In ALL CAPITALS
Buck: yeah but like. spiritually were they yours
Hen: Buck
Buck: wow ok so no one appreciates philosophical discussion anymore???
Buck: what’s wrong with you people
Ravi: wait were they actually labelled
Chim: YES
Ravi: oh
Ravi: then yeah that’s theft
Buck: WOW
Buck: ok first of all i was hungry
Buck: and i thought we shared food like a family
Chim: THAT WAS BOBBY’S SPECIAL MAC N CHEESE HE SAVED FOR ME ESPECIALLY
Bobby: I can make you some more. - Bobby Nash.
Harry: that’s also just not a defence buck???
Buck: it should be
Eddie: There’s more food in the fridge
Buck: yeah but that required effort
Eddie: Opening a container is effort?
Buck: for you? no. for me? yes.
Eddie: Tragic
Buck: you love me really
Eddie: Debatable.
Chim: Can we pivot back to the fact that Buck is a THIEF
group chat: victims 🫤 (Chim, Hen, Ravi, Maddie)
Ravi: IN THE WORK GROUP CHAT??????
Ravi: i’m sorry i actually can’t do this today. it’s not even nine in the morning
Maddie: What’s happened?
Chim: Your brother ate my leftovers.
Maddie: Is…that it?
Hen: No. Not at all
Hen: *screenshot attached*
Maddie: Ah.
Hen: Ah???
Ravi: what is ‘ah’ supposed to mean????
Maddie: Hang on. Go to the other chat.
group chat: T*mmy haters (Chim, Hen, Ravi, Maddie, Eddie)
Maddie: Heads up. T*mmy cancelled on his date with Buck last night. Storm Buckley impending.
Ravi: so that explains why he’s got his back up about the leftovers
Hen: And why he said that to Eddie in the group chat
Chim: And then Eddie flirted back. In the WORK group chat
Eddie: I was not flirting!
Hen: 🤨
Eddie: I’d like to be excluded from interrogation, please.
Ravi: i always forget how much of a dad you are when you text LOL
Eddie: I’m just using the correct grammar, Ravi.
Ravi: yeah and soon you’ll be signing your messages like bobby does
Ravi: ‘i was not flirting! - eddie diaz’ LOLOLOL
Eddie: …
Hen: Ok, let’s focus back on the information at hand. How did Buck take it??
Maddie: Not good. He asked if I could come round tonight with a big bottle of ‘something that will knock me the fuck out’
Chim: Two drunk Buckley siblings is never good for the city of LA
Ravi: i’d like to see it
Maddie: Well, I can’t. I’ve got a shift tonight, which means Ravi or Eddie, you’re up
Eddie: I’ve got Chris tonight.
Eddie: And I also don’t know if it’s a good idea to be around Buck when I’m drunk
Ravi: scared ur gonna confess ur undying love??
Eddie: ….
messages: Buck and Tommy
Buck: should we grab dinner tonight?? yk, to make up for last night?
Tommy: It was a work thing, Evan. I didn’t cancel to be horrible.
Buck: no no!! i know that. i just miss you
Tommy: I miss you, too.
Tommy: I can’t tonight. How about Saturday? I can come to yours 😏
Buck: sure! it’s a date 🥰
group chat: 4bros (Buck, Eddie, Ravi, Harry)
Buck: finally managed to secure a date w tommy
Ravi: dude didn’t he cancel on you
Buck: …
Buck: how do u know that?
Eddie: Sounds great, Buck! What are you guys doing?
Buck: he’s coming over to mine!
Harry: thought you wanted to go out for dinner?
Buck: i did but tommy wanted to come over instead on saturday 🤷🏻
Eddie: 👍
Buck: are you 50????
Eddie: Not the last time I checked, no.
Buck: only 50 year olds use 👍
Harry: hey
Harry: i use 👍 sometimes!!!!
Ravi: they grow up so fast
group chat: A team (Bobby, Chim, Hen, Buck, Eddie, Ravi, Harry)
Buck: i’m grabbing coffee. place your orders
Bobby: A black Americano, please. - Bobby Nash.
Ravi: iced matcha
Hen: Oat milk caramel macchiato pls
Chim: Earl grey for me
Harry: vanilla latte plsssss
Buck: eddie??? do u want anything???
Eddie: An iced white mocha with sweet cream foam would be great. Thanks Buck
group chat: victims 🫤 (Chim, Hen, Ravi, Maddie)
Ravi: 🏳️🌈 🏳️🌈 🏳️🌈 🏳️🌈 🏳️🌈 🏳️🌈
Ravi: that is the gayest order i’ve ever heard in my life
Hen: Well, he is gay, Ravi
Ravi: yeah and a pain in my ass for it too
Ravi: i still don’t understand why he won’t tell buck
Ravi: why do we all have to suffer through it
Chim: How do you think we’ve felt for the last six years?
