BSTS (Batfamily Shit That Slaps)
Batfamily fics
Criteria: Must Slap.
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"Wordlessly, and slowly, Bruce takes one breath after another, composing himself. He hands Jason the slightly crumpled sheet of paper. Jason reads it quickly. Quicker than Bruce, but he reads it again and again and again. Finally snapping with panicked urgency, 'What the fuck is this?'
Bruce, completely devoid of any inflection, forces himself to simply state the facts in front of him. 'That is Red Robin’s two week notice.'"
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Tim really thought leaving would be a lot easier. Both figuratively and literally.
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It's my turn to chase the real monsters away by Speechless_since_1998
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU (Comics)
18 Oct 2022
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During Samhain, when the boundary between the human and supernatural worlds thinned, allowing monsters and ghosts to cross, Bruce finds Jason with a child. A human child.
This will cause some problems.
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Operation Lonely Hearts by Speechless_since_1998
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), Superman - All Media Types
12 Oct 2022
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"Are Bruce and Mr. Kent a couple?"
Tim's point-blank question at breakfast almost made Dick choke on cereal, while Jason laughed.
"Why do you ask?" the young man asked, his eyes bright with exertion.
Tim shrugged, "They look like a couple should be."
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Nails and braids by Speechless_since_1998
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU (Comics)
11 Oct 2022
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Jason swallowed his pride and went down into the cave, finding one of the strangest spectacles ever: Dick, in his Nightwing costume, with Stephanie and Tim manicuring him.
Correction, Stephanie was giving him a manicure, Tim was digging into a purse looking for who knows what.
Not even the shadow of Batman.
"What the hell ..."
"Hi, Jaybird," Dick greeted him cheerfully, with a clear warning in his eyes.
Don't try to swear while the kids are here, asshole.
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Sibilings bonding time. Aka how self-care became a family tradition, and a way to connect.
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- Part 3 of Bat babies
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Lesbian and proud @Jackie_Kelly
guys, I almost got mugged in Gotham and @Robin saved me. he offered to walk me home and while this Robin doesn’t really do that, the others sometimes did so I figured it was safe enough. and guys, we call him the Angry Robin™ but he was actually super nice??
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Lesbian and proud @Jackie_Kelly
he noticed the lesbian pin I was wearing and he was so supportive??? guys I never felt more accepted than in that moment
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Lesbian and proud @Jackie_Kelly
#onlyingotham will your vigilantes beat up 3 muggers and then tell you to love you for who you are
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Damian is unexpectedly left alone in Gotham for a month as the rest of the batfamily are busy elsewhere. It is during this time that Gotham gets to know and fall in love with their youngest vigilante (and a hero from Metropolis too, urgh).
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the way it goes by pennneminem
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Red Robin (Comics), DCU, DCU (Comics)
22 May 2023
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It’s, surprisingly, Alfred that kickstarts one of the worst days of his life.
Or: Tim doesn't realize how not okay he is until he suddenly does. The fallout is bad.
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17 Nov 2022
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Tim thinks he’s heard enough that your family is the only one that will ever go the extra mile for you, that family is the end all be all, and the only ones who will ever love you for you-
And Tim has to call bullshit, has a real bone to pick with pop culture, because this is his second try, and -
If this is it, and this is family, he’s not-
He’s not really sure what he’s supposed to do with this realization.
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THIS WAS SO FUCKING SAD, AND ITS ONLY THE FIRST CHAPTER.
//THIS WAS SUCH A FREAKING LITERARY MASTERPIECE. Thoroughly heart wrenching and captivating. Tim is my absolute favorite Bat, thank you for this treasure. Loved how the writer depicted his relationship with Jay. -
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When he ends up ditched in Atlanta after a fight with his dad, Tim decides to do the only sensible thing: Tell no one and make the 800 mile journey back to Gotham on his own.
Because the "call Batman when you're in trouble" rule only applies when he's Robin, right?
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Watch This by snackbaskets
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), DCU, DC Animated Universe (Timmverse), Justice League - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
24 May 2019
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Hal and Barry are worried about Batman's new partner. Being around the Batman all the time can't be good for a kid, right?
Robin insists otherwise, and for $15.36 of betting money, is happy to demonstrate.
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‘Drake?’
Tim felt like he was choking. His throat was tight. He couldn’t swallow.
‘Damian?’ He managed.
Damian was… here. At Kent Farm. Dressed in the too-big Batman pajamas that Dick had bought him last Christmas as a joke. And- And-
Tim was wearing Kon’s t-shirt and his hair was messy and his lips were swollen and- He wasn’t ready for this- He wasn’t- He couldn’t-
How had he been so stupid?
Or: Tim comes out to Damian and prepares for the entire family to know by morning. It just so happens that Damian can keep a secret. Multiple, actually.
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Jason Todd is seriously injured during patrol one night, and is forced to stay at the manor to recuperate until his injuries are healed. To pass the time, he makes a list of things he never got to do before he died.
Except there's one small problem: most of them involve Bruce, and Jason doesn't really think Bruce cares all that much about him anymore.This is a story about how wrong he is, but I made it sad anyway.