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Do you have a secret harem? by Speechless_since_1998
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), The Batman (Movie 2022), Superman (Movie 2025)
31 Aug 2025
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"Dick," he said, recognizing his boyfriend's son, putting his bag down on the floor, "How did you get here? Does Bruce know you're here?"
"I have my ways," the kid said calmly, then puffed out his chest proudly. "And for you, it's Robin. I'm here for something serious. Is it true?"
"What's supposed to be true, Robin?"
"The harem, Superman. Does it really exist?"
(Where Dick is on a mission and where Clark finally understands why Bruce can't say no to his son.)
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Haunted by Speechless_since_1998
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Superman (Movie 2025), The Batman (Movie 2022)
01 Aug 2025
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"Luthor stole some Wayne Tech technology to build portals and... Sorry, but do you know there's a flying sheet behind you?"
Bruce turned around immediately. There was a sheet suspended in mid-air, floating as if there was a breeze pushing it, even though the windows were all closed.
He had to thank the constant half-light at the manor and the distance that did not make Gordon see well that it was not a floating sheet, but a man wrapped in a sheet, blissfully asleep and unaware of the chaos he was causing.
Clark had warned him about some of his sleep problems.
Bruce had to come up with a story on the fly for the commissioner, and quickly.
"My house is haunted," Bruce quietly told the commissioner, without batting an eyelid.