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Saddle Up (It’s gonna be a long day) by FictionGirl11
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
26 Nov 2022
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“What was THAT?! Are you guys trying to kill me?” Techno accused.
“Powers duh.”
“Old favor, finally fulfilled.”
“This is gonna be great!”
It took Techno a second to load the information they were giving him, still feeling a bit unsteady, before, “Wait actually? What kind?”
“You can now enchant horse armor. Don’t ask us how.”
AKA: Technoblade but with the funniest powers I could think of and the resulting shenanigans that stem from them.
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To Kill A God (With Cake) by IAmKatWithAK
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
27 Oct 2022
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This takes place before my other work, HTSTSWH, but you don't have to read that first to understand what's going on. You probably won't regardless. Good luck.
The world’s code whispered and sang as it was called upon, and, slowly, dust rose to create an image of an enderman hybrid crouching behind the netherrack. DreamXD recognized the mortal.
Ranboo.
Something had never felt quite right to him about the teen, and as a god who barely experienced emotions, that was quite the thing. He had felt uneasy when Ranboo hacked into the server, his server, and even more so when the hybrid didn’t remember how.
Ranboo always seemed– off, in some way. Different from the rest. He nearly made DreamXD twitch.
Nearly.
DreamXD was a god, after all. Why would he bat an eye at a mortal, even one as strange as this one?I really don't know what I'm doing anymore.
Series
- Part 2 of The HTSTSWH Universe
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How Technoblade Saved The SMP With Hugs by IAmKatWithAK
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
10 Sep 2022
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Nobody else DreamXD had watched had ever reacted to a hug quite as strongly, even the most touch-starved. It seemed that Technoblade hugs were simply– special.
And so that is how DreamXD came to the conclusion that Technoblade was the best hugger on the server.Or, Technoblade hugs are so good even God notices
Series
- Part 1 of The HTSTSWH Universe
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The Day Midoriya And Todoroki Brought Frogs To The Dorms by armadillos_digging_holes
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
18 Mar 2022
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Midoriya and Todoroki came across two frogs while returning from training. They brought these frogs into the dorms. This may have been a mistake.
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Time to Test the Todoroki Touya Trivia by Emily_Elizabeth_Fowl
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
13 May 2021
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Dabi glared at him, seething. Geten offered a sunny smile in return.
“Clearly, there’s only one way to settle this,” Shouto announced.
Everyone turned to look at him.
“DNA testing?” Fuyumi guessed.
“Dental records?” Natsuo offered.
“No,” Shouto said, his face slightly scrunched in his best version of utter disgust. “How are we even related? The answer is obvious.”
He stood up, arms outstretched, colorful bits of something glittering through the air all around him.
“A Trivia Quiz.”
“Where the fuck did you get the confetti from?” was Dabi’s only comment.
“Izuku taught me how to manipulate the density of my ice to filter colours and make it seem like it’s different shades,” Shouto demonstrated by creating a solid, rainbow-coloured block of ice. “And I stole some glitter from Aoyama, he has a tonne of it.”
in other words: Dabi and Geten face off against each other to determine which of them is the real Todoroki Touya.
Series
- Part 1 of Lucky 13th
- Part 20 of Author's Faves 💙
- Part 5 of Boku No Hero Fics
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Everyone Do The STEM Kid Struggle! by emmacortana, tinkerslut for emmacortana, littered
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, DCU, DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
17 Mar 2022
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“I have a hypothesis,” Felicia says aloud, but Peter barely hears her.
“What’s that?” Steph asks, rolling her eyes at Tim.
Tim and Peter are sitting on the cafeteria table, staring at a notebook. On it are the notes of quantum entanglement, and they were trying to figure out the equations, and now they aren’t.
Felicia chuffs, clearly annoyed by them. “All men in STEM are weird,” she alleges. “Just really weird. Weird men in STEM. They have nothing behind their eyes and are ready to kill a bitch at any moment.”
A.K.A. Peter and friends are on their last fucking brain cells.
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Bats Stole the League Brain Cells by EmpressGeek, Hex_I_Guex
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, Batman Beyond, Justice League - All Media Types, Justice League: The Flashpoint Paradox
17 Oct 2024
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Coriander Society AU (don't ask, I don't know either) by AldiParmesan
Fandom Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
08 Jan 2022
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Society is sorted into people who like coriander and people who don't, except it's a fascist dictatorship
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- 16,567
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- 2
- Bookmarks:
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Saddle Up (It’s gonna be a long day) by FictionGirl11
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
26 Nov 2022
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“What was THAT?! Are you guys trying to kill me?” Techno accused.
“Powers duh.”
“Old favor, finally fulfilled.”
“This is gonna be great!”
It took Techno a second to load the information they were giving him, still feeling a bit unsteady, before, “Wait actually? What kind?”
“You can now enchant horse armor. Don’t ask us how.”
AKA: Technoblade but with the funniest powers I could think of and the resulting shenanigans that stem from them.
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To Kill A God (With Cake) by IAmKatWithAK
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
27 Oct 2022
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Summary
This takes place before my other work, HTSTSWH, but you don't have to read that first to understand what's going on. You probably won't regardless. Good luck.
The world’s code whispered and sang as it was called upon, and, slowly, dust rose to create an image of an enderman hybrid crouching behind the netherrack. DreamXD recognized the mortal.
Ranboo.
Something had never felt quite right to him about the teen, and as a god who barely experienced emotions, that was quite the thing. He had felt uneasy when Ranboo hacked into the server, his server, and even more so when the hybrid didn’t remember how.
Ranboo always seemed– off, in some way. Different from the rest. He nearly made DreamXD twitch.
Nearly.
DreamXD was a god, after all. Why would he bat an eye at a mortal, even one as strange as this one?I really don't know what I'm doing anymore.
Series
- Part 2 of The HTSTSWH Universe