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“It’s just gonna get harder now that we've debuted. But it’s gonna get better, too,” Yoongi says, and his smile is a nasty little dagger slashing through his face.
They used to try not to talk wistfully of what their future could look like, but now that they’re here, living the future they dreamed about, it doesn’t seem as foolish. Yoongi chews his lower lip for a second before he says, “You’re gonna need stamina when you’re drowning in pussy.”
OR: Yoongi teaches Namjoon how to fuck, because that's what a good hyung does.
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- Part 1 of requests and swaps
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“Our hyungs are nasty sometimes,” Jimin says with a big, cheeky smile on his face.
“Nasty how?” Taehyung asks. Obviously Yoongi and Seokjin are both handsome, both sex symbols even, but they’re so quietly domestic together. Taehyung has a hard time picturing them doing anything naughtier than frying some dumplings without using an oil splatter screen. Objectively, sure, his hyungs probably have sex, but he always assumed it’d just be soft, polite missionary in the dark.
OR: Seokjin and Yoongi are the Bonnie and Clyde of kinky shit, and Taehyung knows exactly what he wants.
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- Part 2 of requests and swaps
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a thrill divine by snooki for starsbeforedawn, gingerheel
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
13 Apr 2020
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It’s shocking sometimes to remember that Jungkook, this overgrown puppy of a boy, is now an adult man who has casual sex and isn’t flustered by much anymore. Yeah, Namjoon was the one who taught Jungkook about sex (and god, he remembers wanting to die when Jungkook asked about the best way to give a girl oral, so he sent him to ask Seokjin instead) but it’s still bizarre to picture Jungkook giving someone bedroom eyes or biting down their neck.
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- Part 3 of requests and swaps
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can't have peace without a war by snooki for ladsofsorrow24
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
05 Jun 2020
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Jimin doesn't mind his job. It's his coworker he can't stand, especially when he's dressed like that.
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- Part 5 of requests and swaps
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I put out a call for dabble ideas. The results were half horny and half fluff. This is also where I'll put my twitter threads, because why not.
Ch. 1 - Minjoon canon compliant cockwarming & cockstepping [1.1k words]
Ch. 2 - Hopekook w/ nonbinary Jungkook trying on a dress for the first time [700 words]
Ch. 3 - Jinkook established relationship banter [440 words]
Ch. 4 - Namjoon/Big Matthew canon hookup w/ dick piercing [1k words]
Ch. 5 - Vminkook canon hybrids sleepy sexy cuddles [1k words]
Ch. 6 - Sope body worship [1k words]
Ch. 7 - Taejin/Namgikook/Jihope consensual sex pollen [1k words]Series
- Part 6 of requests and swaps
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Yoongi's undoubtedly the best blowjob Seokjin's ever had. But he's also the best date Seokjin's ever had, with his deadpan yet absurd sense of humor and his insistence on holding Seokjin's hand and his sweet, endearing attentiveness. He took Seokjin fishing, for heaven’s sake, and it was still somehow delightful. Seokjin cares deeply about Yoongi, and he's tired of his dates with Yoongi ending in his soul getting sucked out of his dick while Yoongi waves off his offers to reciprocate.
OR: Yoongi has a tiny dick, and Seokjin goes understandably feral for it.
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- Part 7 of requests and swaps
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got me lifted, feeling so gifted by snooki for lindenstation
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
26 Aug 2022
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By the time Jungkook carries all seven of the couple’s matching designer suitcases into their suite (the nicest one on the ship), he thinks he might be in love.
The key word in that sentence is might – he’s only known them for about fifteen minutes, so he doesn’t want to get ahead of himself – but he’s got a really good feeling about this. He doesn’t know their first names, but that’s a minor detail.
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- Part 8 of requests and swaps