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Kind Regards by aerionology
Fandoms: A knight of the Seven Kingdoms, A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
31 Jan 2026
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“What are you still doing here? Go get me a coffee.”
“Sir,” Duncan said, “I’m not— I don't work here.”
The man’s mouth twitched. “Are you too stupid to manage coffee? Or would you prefer I give the job to someone else?”
In hindsight, Duncan should have known getting that job had been far too easy.
Or, the one where Aerion torments Duncan.
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The Waifuverse by yazminaydem
Fandom A Nightmare on Elm Street (Movies 1984-1994), Action Taimanin (Video Game), Avatar: The Last Airbender (Cartoon 2005), Bible Black (Anime), Black Lagoon (Anime & Manga), Child's Play | Chucky (Movies 1988-2017), Darksiders (Video Games), Dragon Ball, Final Fight (Video Game), Friday the 13th Series (Movies), G.I. Joe - All Media Types, Halloween (Movies 1978-2002), Hellraiser (Movies 1987-2018), Legend (1985), Marvel vs. Capcom (Video Games), Mortal Kombat - All Media Types, Naruto (Anime & Manga), Overwatch (Video Game), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, SPY x FAMILY (Anime), Street Fighter, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (Movies), Warhammer 40.000, Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters (Anime & Manga), オーバーロード - 丸山くがね | Overlord - Maruyama Kugane, ワンパンマン | One-Punch Man, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 対魔忍アサギ | Taimanin Asagi (Anime), 炎炎ノ消防隊 | Enen no Shouboutai | Fire Force (Anime), 盾の勇者の成り上がり | Tate no Yuusha no Nariagari | The Rising of the Shield Hero (Anime), 転生したらスライムだった件 - 伏瀬 | Tensei Shitara Slime Datta Ken | That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime - Fuse, 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime)
14 Feb 2026
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In the Waifuverse, attention is currency, and Simps are the prize!
Waifus, echoes of fictional characters, battle for relevance through mock drama, over-the-top erotic duels, and live stream it all to rake in the simps.The series follows Midnight from MHA, and her friends: Jessie from Pokemon, Hibana from Fire Force, and Poison from Final Fight/Street Fighter.
They go on Anime-style adventures, planning their duels and arcs with a spicy twist, all to grow their audience and move up the rankings. The story also features other waifus from anime and video games.
This a satire and a deconstruction of literary, anime and hentai tropes, poking fun at (while basking in) the absurdity of it all, mixing elements of wrestling, attention economy and fourth’s wall breaking camp. Basically, don’t take it too seriously, it’s a spicy romp playing with characters and themes that I enjoy.
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Hyuuga Hinata is three years old when Kumo-nin kidnap and immediately kill her. She returns, but not quite as herself.
Not-Hinata is everything Hinata isn’t; she’s abrasive, blunt, and confident. She deals with her problems swiftly and mercilessly, with only three exceptions. The first being the political struggle between the main family and the branch family of her clan. The second, the persistent looming cosmic threat of chakra permeating every aspect of this world (which no one else finds concerning). And the third, a boy her age with the lofty dream of becoming Hokage.
Hyuuga Hinata would much rather face political turmoil and lovecraftian horrors than Uzumaki Naruto. Unfortunately, she doesn’t have much of a choice.
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- Part 1 of Incomprehensible Universe
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Taylor Cums to Terms -- WORM BIMBOS by Suplexception
Fandoms: Parahumans Series - Wildbow
14 Feb 2025
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Triggering with more than bug control powers, Taylor awakens to discover a whorishly hornier, pornier pink world, one lewder and more magnificently mind-blowing than she could ever imagine before~!
As Taylor's tantric transformation titanically transitions the town around her with elegantly erotic enhancements, our heroine struggles to endure her super sexual awakening with the biggest bosoms Brockton Bay's ever seen!
Heavily inspired by the works of BimboAnnon; UPDATES EVERY TUESDAY!
For more work like this, follow me on DeviantArt and Questionable Questing. :)
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- Part 2 of Taylor Cums to Terms (Worm Bimbos)
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It’s like this: if Phoenix Von Karma loses at something, he turns into a dog. The dog varies in breed and size, as does the duration. It probably has something to do with how embarrassed he is at losing, and whether or not it was important, and how badly he wants to have thumbs again. He’s expecting Professor Von Karma to hit the roof, but he takes it surprisingly well.
“My daughter has a talent,” he says indulgently chucking the girl under the chin as she preens. “Though it is an unfortunate malady. You know what must be done.”
And so Phoenix stops losing. At anything.
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The 100.000 years old dinosaur Scott Hunter knows everything by Galaxia_Infinita
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
11 Feb 2026
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Scott Hunter had a normal hockey player life. Well… pretty normal for a gay guy. Until that day in February 2011. Because that day, in the room next door to Rozanov’s, Scott discovered the biggest secret in the National Hockey League:
Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander were secretly fucking each other.
And that changed everything.
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The development of Ilya and Shane's relationship through Scott Hunter’s eyes, according to the TV show timeline.
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Some overlords take their jobs seriously. Others… find creative ways to survive two-hour meetings...
Alastor has developed a strange pattern during the weekly overlord meetings—disappearing without explanation. Vox is determined to find out why… and what he discovers is anything but ordinary... Perhaps some odd friendships can still be restored… absurdly. -
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What do two parents of a nymphomaniac newborn do to cope?
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Stakes Extended: The Wild Arcana [Reshuffled] by Electricneonbat
Fandoms: Adventure Time (Cartoon 2010), Adventure Time: Fionna and Cake (Cartoon 2023)
10 Feb 2026
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When Marceline is cured of her vampirism and becomes mortal again, 77 vampires are unleashed on the world.
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If there is any principle Fanny believes in with all her heart, it is that her brilliant, bossy big sister is meant to be here, with her, on this Earth, for as long as possible.
In which Lady Fanny Fox is going to rescue Dr. Dawkins and save her sister if it's the last thing she does. If Dr. Rainsford Sneed wants to come along for the ride (begrudgingly, complaining the whole time), that's his problem.
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The ‘power’ of ‘friendship’?
An unsubstantiated variable.After obtaining the power of the three moons and ascending to literal godhood, Dottore refuses to accept 'defeat' at the hands of something so absurdly mundane.
If friendship is truly that powerful, then it can be replicated. Studied. Weaponized.
For this novel experiment, he decides to acquire a new friend himself. Strictly for research purposes.
Dottore selects a subject of particular interest: Kaveh, a highly intelligent architect whose tendency toward ill-advised compassion and professional expertise make him both accessible and potentially useful.
Dottore intends to quantify this so-called power of friendship and determine its practical applications.…Results may vary.
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for all our days and all our trials by sparksandspells
Fandoms: Captive Prince - C. S. Pacat
17 Aug 2024
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When Laurent set out to plan a royal wedding between two 1) men, who are 2) actively ruling kings, of 3) tenuously peaceful lands, with 4) widely-known reasons to have killed, or possibly 5) still kill each other, he expected the process to come with a few difficulties.
He did not expect getting his perpetually amorous new husband aroused on their wedding night to be the hardest of them.
(Or: ‘Not in front of the court,' said Laurent, as if this were unspeakably foolish, 'in front of the Council.’)
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Virtual Insanity by Anonymous
Fandoms: Garry's Mod, Multi-Fandom, 碧蓝航线 | Azur Lane (Video Game), 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game), Limbus Company (Video Game), 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game), Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, Elder Scrolls, Helluva Boss (Web Series), 少女前线 | Girls' Frontline (Video Game), Goblin Slayer (Manga), Goblin Slayer (Anime), Goblin Slayer - Kagyu Kumo, South Park, Dangan Ronpa Series, 战双帕弥什 | Punishing: Gray Raven, ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime), Snowbreak: Containment Zone (Video Game), BioShock Infinite, Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses, Xenoblade Chronicles Series (Video Games), Xenoblade Chronicles 2 (Video Game), 明日方舟 | Arknights (Video Game), Team Fortress 2, 崩坏3rd | Honkai Impact 3rd (Video Game), 鸣潮 | Wuthering Waves (Video Game), Fairy Tail, Hololive (Virtual Streamers), Blue Archive (Video Game), Vocaloid, Fate/stay night & Related Fandoms, Akame ga Kill! (Anime & Manga), Chainsaw Man (Manga), Regular Show (Cartoon), Zenless Zone Zero (Video Game), Senjou no Valkyria | Valkyria Chronicles, 86-エイティシックス- - 安里 アサト | 86 - Asato Asato, Half-Life (Video Games), Code Geass, 小林さんちのメイドラゴン | Kobayashi-san Chi no Maid Dragon | Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid, マブラヴ | Muv-Luv, Smiling Friends (Cartoon 2020), Toaru Kagaku no Railgun | A Certain Scientific Railgun, 艦隊これくしょん | Kantai Collection, Doki Doki Literature Club! (Visual Novel), Lycoris Recoil (Anime)
13 Feb 2026
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Welcome to the Companion Update. Valve and Facepunch created advanced AI companions to fill in servers, pulling characters from every franchise imaginable, complete with their personalities and memories.
The problem? The Companions are genuinely sentient.
They have no idea they're in a video game.
To them, players are "Operators", glitches are "reality anomalies", and their manic, basement-dwelling, terminally online bosses are extreme weirdos. This anthology chronicles their assignments as they try to survive a reality that doesn't make sense.- Language:
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Rumi's mind gets impulsive when she panics, the fans love to see it.
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play “hallelujah” like two dozen times by angelica_barnes
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
30 Jan 2022
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“What’s your name?” he asks, morbidly curious. “I’m Percy. Uh—he/him.”
The pretty person grins.
“Leo,” they say, and wave him away. “Literally anything you want.”
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“What was it this time, Neeks?” Percy asks, forcing his hands to still so he can tug Nico into him. “Bad day at work?”
Nico shrugs. Percy knows he likes dead things, but he’s always sort of unsure about how good of an idea it was to let an orphan with anxiety, depression, and PTSD become a medical examiner.
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“OCD?” he asks. Jason smiles sheepishly, shrugging as he lies down. Percy tucks himself into Jason’s side and traces circles on his perfect, beautiful pecs. “I have ADHD. It’s nothing to be ashamed of, man.”
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the story of how four lonely idiots met and fell in love and decided to be idiots together.
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This is going to be a series of one-shots set in my #RumiSolo series. Going to be jumping all around the timeline.
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- Part 5 of #RumiSolo
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Philomeen the Romance Queen by writesoftheratt for LulaMillay
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
12 Feb 2026
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Philomeen faked her death to get away from Laridda. Now that Laridda's moved on, what's Philomeen supposed to do? Sit around and watch?
Nope!
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In which Bruce forgets a few key facts, and Clark has to go along with it.
Or, the Bruce-Has-Amnesia Fic we've all been wishing for.
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- 69,205
- Chapters:
- 41/41
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