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the changeling and the fiend. by alexander (shwishu)
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
05 Dec 2025
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Yuuji had a brother. Yuuji had a brother and he did not know how long he had had a brother for but he had a brother. Yuuji had a brother and that brother was strange.
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Shame In Their Heart (Blood On Their Hands) by leothelion333
Fandoms: Five Nights at Freddy's
05 May 2026
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Are you really getting paid to fuck the Daycare Animatronic?? Is that your life now??
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Chica: you good? I can help yknow?
Mc: Chica I need ruined by that animatronic twink
Chica: oh!
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In which Bruce forgets a few key facts, and Clark has to go along with it.
Or, the Bruce-Has-Amnesia Fic we've all been wishing for.
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Amnesiac!Bruce
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What if we lived in *more* interesting times?
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Peak dragons
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Of Unprecedented Scale by Nifertx
Updated: 2025-10-15
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What if we lived in *more* interesting times?
Bookmark Made: 03/27/2026
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Two trigger-happy dumbasses find love in the apocalypse.
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Varka Boreas is a PE teacher and coach. For what sports? All of them. Football in the fall, hockey in the winter, track and field in the spring, baseball right before summer, and the list goes on. He is charismatic, popular with the staff and kids, the principal's godparent, runs marathons in his free time, is a terrible karaoke singer, and the list goes on and on because, unfortunately, Illuga has a fat crush on his coworker about twenty years older than him.
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High school counselor Illuga gets locked inside a janitor's closet with Coach Boreas, and learns a thing or two.
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oh. yUMMY
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Too much time with a certain Shadow has changed Ren. So, he decided to change everything around him, starting with his wonderful teammates. They don't mind, of course; they don't even know its happening.
Warning: Game spoilers and overall weirdness. This one was pretty experimental and way outside my usual wheelhouse. Contains subtle mind control, various transformations, hyper cock/arse/breasts, and other exaggerated acts.
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Blastrain chooses violence at an inconvenient time (for Flame Nova).
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The two giants meet another giant. And Flame Nova gets cornered.
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“Okay, so let me get this straight. You want to have sex with Colin, but you have never had sex with a man before and you have no idea what you’re doing. So you come over here and you want me to be some sort of anal sex Fairy Godmother?”
“Yeah” Jamie nods “Yeah, that pretty much sums it up.”
Or Jamie asks Roy advice on how to have sex with Colin. Thats it. That is the whole plot.
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The yoga mums insist on a picture. He tries to push down any feeling of how sweet it is that Colin is Jamie’s iPhone lock screen. There is a loud chorus of awwwwwwww from the mums.
“He looks so cute!” Says Janice which makes Jamie goes red.
“So what’s the problem then?” Maureen cuts in, forever wanting to get to the point. He likes Maureen best.
“Well. The problem is that he doesn’t seem interested in me anymore. I thought things were going well but it feels like he is pulling away.”
There was a pause as each mum put their head to one side to process the information.
“Did you hurt him?” Susan asks, kicking off the interrogation.
Jamie shakes his head “No, I always use three fingers first.”
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Instead of killing Cliffjumper, Starscream issues the cruelest torment imaginable: Putting an extrovert in solitary confinement.
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What do two parents of a nymphomaniac newborn do to cope?
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Maple’s Meandering Adventures in Aincrad by RainEStar3
Fandoms: Sword Art Online (Anime & Manga), 痛いのは嫌なので防御力に極振りしたいと思います。| BOFURI: I Don't Want to Get Hurt so I'll Max Out My Defense. (Anime)
04 Jul 2024
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Maple was exploring NewWorld Online. Then she found herself in Aincrad. She proceeds to defy all gamer logic as she shows why investing entirely into Vitality is not a noob mistake.
Formerly titled: The Black Shielder
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Investigating Physiologic Changes Induced By Protein AG0825 In Human Models: A Prospective Cohort Study by thfrstfrt
Fandoms: NCT (Band)
20 May 2026
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Background: A cohort of university science students (N=13) experienced acute-onset superhuman abilities following ingestion of unidentified food provided by a faculty member (n=12 exposed; n=1 unexposed(?) control).
Methods: Participants attempted to continue normal academic functioning despite emerging powers, unclear allegiances, and escalating interpersonal tension. Observational data were limited by rampant denial and inconsistent self-reporting.
Results: Statistically significant increases were observed in reality distortion (p<0.001), emotional pining (p<0.01), and poor decision-making (p<0.0001). The control subject displayed unexpected anomalies inconsistent with baseline human parameters.
Conclusion: AG0825 appears to grant adaptive advantages under acute stress, though side effects remain unknown. Further study is required to determine whether the primary threat is biochemical, institutional, or emotional.
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Thirteen science students eat free food and immediately develop superpowers. Now they’re juggling finals and a professor who may or may not be playing God.
(AG0825 for short)
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You find yourself in the Amazing Digital Circus. Your name is gone. Your human body is gone. The only thing left is your brain, and it’s dangerously close to going too. Luckily, you discover a curious glitch that might save you and your new friends from the never-ending adventures of your erratic ringmaster, Caine. But is it safe to use?
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John Smithstone and his incestous family live in a bizarre suburbia in a bizzare world.
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Taming a Succubus by King_of_WOW, SaigaDrop
Fandoms: Re:ゼロから始める異世界生活 | Re:Zero Starting Life in Another World (Anime), オーバーロード - 丸山くがね | Overlord - Maruyama Kugane, Overlord (MADHOUSE Anime)
30 Sep 2024
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Instead of being summoned to the Capital of Lugunica, Subaru spawns in the halls of Nazarick. Having been noticed by Ainz, he was to be given a tour by the obscenely stacked and curvaceous succubus, Albedo.
With a mysterious growth affecting his cock and balls, how long can our NEET hold on, before bursting?
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Waifu Wars International Women's Day (March 8th) by yazminaydem
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), 対魔忍アサギ | Taimanin Asagi (Anime), Action Taimanin (Video Game)
08 Mar 2026
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Happy International Women’s Day, this year brought to you by Neon Nexus.
Witness the Titans of Empowerment event featuring Midnight vs Mt. Lady in a no-holds-barred, spit-swapping, grudge-filled makeout match.
Miniature city ring. Costumes ripped to shreds. Vicious trash talk. Competitive scissoring and brutal strap-on exchanges while the entire set gets demolished live in this once-in-a-lifetime pay-per-view.
But what’s this? Oboro, Midnight’s jealous ninja girlfriend has something to say backstage. Can it be even filthier than the main event? Find out now!
Corporate calls it feminism. We call it peak Waifu Wars!
This special skewers corporate feminism, girlboss pandering, and giantess kink disguised as empowerment with satire, smut and unapologetic camp.
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- Part 8 of The Waifuverse
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Taylor Cums to Terms -- WORM BIMBOS by Suplexception
Fandoms: Parahumans Series - Wildbow
14 Feb 2025
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Triggering with more than bug control powers, Taylor awakens to discover a whorishly hornier, pornier pink world, one lewder and more magnificently mind-blowing than she could ever imagine before~!
As Taylor's tantric transformation titanically transitions the town around her with elegantly erotic enhancements, our heroine struggles to endure her super sexual awakening with the biggest bosoms Brockton Bay's ever seen!
Heavily inspired by the works of BimboAnnon; UPDATES EVERY TUESDAY!
For more work like this, follow me on DeviantArt and Questionable Questing. :)
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- Part 2 of Taylor Cums to Terms (Worm Bimbos)
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Waifu Wars 4: Waifu U by yazminaydem
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, 炎炎ノ消防隊 | Enen no Shouboutai | Fire Force (Anime), Final Fight (Video Game), Street Fighter, 対魔忍アサギ | Taimanin Asagi (Anime), Action Taimanin (Video Game), Black Lagoon (Anime & Manga), Naruto (Anime & Manga), Bayonetta (Video Games), Disney - Fandom, Metroid Series, Doki Doki Literature Club! (Visual Novel), Warhammer 40.000, Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)
18 May 2026
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Mommy’s going back to school!
That’s right—we’re parodying those classic 2000s college flicks in the most gloriously trashy way possible. Watch as Midnight, playing the “not-like-the-other-girls” rebel, and her crew tackle the everyday battles of classes, campus drama, mean-girl rivalries, and a sneaky little plot brewing just beneath the surface.
Welcome to Waifu U, the exclusive finishing school for waifus where the curriculum is the Five Pillars of the Waifu Honor Code… and every lesson is taught by legendary guest professors who take “extra credit” very seriously.
This mainline entry skewers every college-movie cliché and horny academy fantasy you love (and hate) with maximum camp, crack treated seriously, fourth-wall-breaking commentary, and unapologetic smut.
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- Part 11 of The Waifuverse
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Taylor Cums to Terms Interlude Series by Suplexception
Fandoms: Parahumans Series - Wildbow
25 Dec 2024
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A series of short stories and interludes taking place in and canon to the 'Taylor Cums to Terms' setting; Worm Bimbos is based on the art of BimboAnnon.
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- Part 1 of Taylor Cums to Terms (Worm Bimbos)