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Сборник самых разных абсурдных рассказов! Аллегории на религию, поп-культура, мета-модерн... Я знаю ещё очень много умных терминов, показать?
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Mischief Underground by DragonOpal
Fandoms: Undertale (Video Game), MCU, Marvel Cinematic Universe, crossover - Fandom
24 May 2026
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Loki s dead . . or is he? Waking up on a bed of golden flowers, our favourite mischief god somehow ended up in the Underground world of Undertale. Is that flower a child-luring demon? Who cares, since Loki's stats are OFF THE CHARTS!!! Literally. 9999999...... The world of Undertale keeps trying to follow its script, but Loki's own presence is making people say and do things a little differently. Visions of other timelines (who is that genderless child he saw?) and a mockery of his own past relationship is just the beginning. If he gets called a human one more time, he might just have to break his promise to that pathetic goat monster. This is a story of Loki (MCU) going on a SHOCKINGLY pacifist route through a world where he might be the only person who can save it...if he doesn't lose his patience and destroy it first.
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Heh, Arent You A Little Spark Plug? by torch_ginger (her_royal_pickiness)
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
24 May 2026
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“I’ve even handled an entire water pressure system, so bring on your worst, car!” she hissed at her lifeless ride, as if confronting yet another mansion villain.
//This is meant to be post-RE0 and before RE3
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Waifu Wars 4: Waifu U by yazminaydem
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, 炎炎ノ消防隊 | Enen no Shouboutai | Fire Force (Anime), Final Fight (Video Game), Street Fighter, 対魔忍アサギ | Taimanin Asagi (Anime), Action Taimanin (Video Game), Black Lagoon (Anime & Manga), Naruto (Anime & Manga), Bayonetta (Video Games), Disney - Fandom, Metroid Series, Doki Doki Literature Club! (Visual Novel), Warhammer 40.000, Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)
24 May 2026
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Mommy’s going back to school!
That’s right—we’re parodying those classic 2000s college flicks in the most gloriously trashy way possible. Watch as Midnight, playing the “not-like-the-other-girls” rebel, and her crew tackle the everyday battles of classes, campus drama, mean-girl rivalries, and a sneaky little plot brewing just beneath the surface.
Welcome to Waifu U, the exclusive finishing school for waifus where the curriculum is the Five Pillars of the Waifu Honor Code… and every lesson is taught by legendary guest professors who take “extra credit” very seriously.
This mainline entry skewers every college-movie cliché and horny academy fantasy you love (and hate) with maximum camp, crack treated seriously, fourth-wall-breaking commentary, and unapologetic smut.
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- Part 11 of The Waifuverse
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Nasi Padang 10 Ribu yang Bikin Gue Lupa Rupiah Digenjot Dolar by Letterofsin
Fandoms: No Fandom
24 May 2026
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Dolar naik. Rupiah megap-megap. Burjo dan warteg harganya makin mahal. Di sisi lain, kamu cuma mau makan murah buat bertahan hidup.
“Aku bisa bikin kamu kenyang dan lupa sejenak betapa kosongnya orang nomor satu di negeri ini!”
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- Bahasa Indonesia
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- 1,252
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- 1/1
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As Sasuke watched Itachi fly away, a single thought came to mind.
Fuck my life.
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Isaac Mahoka, a boy with a dream of following his path inspired by his mother in a cold world based on a false meritocracy of the world, decided to join a new elite school that was opened to the whole world known as, The International Requiem Academy. This school was officially named the elite amongst the elites that will help determine one's social status once you graduate.
How will our protagonist venture into this new world he'll enter? Will he achieve what he wants? Or will his path be altered?
All characters belong to the ownership of Dimen-sensei(mocha)
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Harry injured his spine in an accident. He is upset, but understands that the situation is not hopeless. Merlin and Eggsy know that's not the case.
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- English
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- 6/?
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Forget Sakaar! How about a cosmic space orca and a society whose culture is based around vore? Get swallowed alongside Thor into the existential insanity that is Omi in this AU that replaces the Thor: Ragnarok timeline. She's a ruminant, but there's a lot more Thor needs to ruminate on as he slowly loses himself after already being degraded by a jungle moon. Wait... where did the moon go?! ;)
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How To Reject a Bride: Instruction by The Eminence in Shadow by Marp8077
Fandoms: 陰の実力者になりたくて！ | The Eminence in Shadow - Aizawa Daisuke (Light Novels), 陰の実力者になりたくて！ | The Eminence in Shadow (Anime)
23 May 2026
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Cid Kagenou is a low-ranking nobleman and student at Midgar Academy. He's finally managed to end his phony relationship with Princess Alexia, but there's a catch: his family (or rather, one person who's definitely not his sister) has stopped believing in his ability to find a future wife and has decided to take matters into their own hands.
Now the Eminence in Shadow faces perhaps his greatest challenge yet - finding a worthy wife with whom he can continue to be the Eminence in Shadow and eliminating family options (other than from sister).
Or a comedy about Cid trying to find a "worthy" wife and rejecting options from his family (not from his sister).
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You have lived in poverty since you were born.
You found out a secret about your ancestor.
You try to enjoy a quiet normal life but the savage blood line also runs in your frame.
Perhaps trying to live a peaceful and useful life is very tough for you. -
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Donald Trump has just been newly elected and he's excited to use all the big red buttons he now has access to again. But there's some obstacles in his way, including his old friend Joe Biden. And the walls. And that clingy boy, Elon. Probably a bit more than a few obstacles.
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Investigating Physiologic Changes Induced By Protein AG0825 In Human Models: A Prospective Cohort Study by thfrstfrt
Fandoms: NCT (Band)
22 May 2026
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Background: A cohort of university science students (N=13) experienced acute-onset superhuman abilities following ingestion of unidentified food provided by a faculty member (n=12 exposed; n=1 unexposed(?) control).
Methods: Participants attempted to continue normal academic functioning despite emerging powers, unclear allegiances, and escalating interpersonal tension. Observational data were limited by rampant denial and inconsistent self-reporting.
Results: Statistically significant increases were observed in reality distortion (p<0.001), emotional pining (p<0.01), and poor decision-making (p<0.0001). The control subject displayed unexpected anomalies inconsistent with baseline human parameters.
Conclusion: AG0825 appears to grant adaptive advantages under acute stress, though side effects remain unknown. Further study is required to determine whether the primary threat is biochemical, institutional, or emotional.
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Thirteen science students eat free food and immediately develop superpowers. Now they’re juggling finals and a professor who may or may not be playing God.
(AG0825 for short)
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The Magic Kingdom Negotiates with the Dragon (Icelandic) by Celestine1720
Fandoms: Original Work
22 May 2026
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Written in Icelandic by a self-taught learner living abroad.
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- Part 8 of Short Works in Icelandic
- Language:
- Íslenska
- Words:
- 236
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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Today is a Dream Away: The Comic Adaptation ~ Prologue/Chapter One/Some Small Hope by JanetKWallace
Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game)
22 May 2026
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Alright, you folks asked for it*, so here's a comic adaptation of the epic first chapter of the cult-classic, award-winning** Deltarune fic "Today is a Dream Away", featuring Susie from the Deltarune series on her quest to take over the school to add some meaning to her life.
(*you didn't)
(**eh, I'll never earn a Pulitzer for this, but I'm having lots of fun with the concept)Series
- Part 5 of Deltarune's Cathartic AU
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After sacrificing himself for the person he loved, Ani is resurrected into a life that no longer has a place for him.
Haunted by an eldritch presence that erodes the boundaries between identity and meaning, he is drawn into the lives of five deeply fractured Viera who slowly challenge everything he believes about connection, loss, and survival. But as witches spread unseen instability across Aldenard, and a mysterious High Priestess offers freedom through dissolution of the self, Ani must decide whether individuality is worth preserving at all.
Because for Ani, connection has always meant risking annihilation.
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Hello Earthlings by sublimes
Fandoms: The Last of Us (Video Games), The Last of Us (TV), Original Work
21 May 2026
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For most of Gia Ripley’s nineteen years of life, she has been confined to the four walls of her small New York City apartment. However, after discovering her paranoid, overprotective mother abandoned her for Canada, she decides to travel across the country to find her estranged younger sister, Nicorette. With the help of loan sharks, Rowen Cortes and Javi Butera, Gia must venture out into the post-apocalyptic landscape of the United States and be exposed to the world for the first time. What could possibly go wrong?
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- English
- Words:
- 2,264
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Comments:
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A botched Transfiguration accident (involving a very distracted Hermione) turns Draco into a very handsome, very arrogant Mallard duck. The catch? He retains his human consciousness and his signature sneer, which translates into a very aggressive quack.
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I See Through You by Duraddicted
Fandoms: Political RPF - US 21st c., Sektur, America First with Nick Fuentes, KiwiFarms, Real Person Fiction, Nick Fuentes - Fandom, Video Blogging RPF
20 May 2026
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Josh is forced beyond his will to stay at Nick Fuentes' house... for multiple days at a time. The horror...
Or, will it be as bad as he feared after getting to know who he really is? Or... what he means by that is once he learns to play his way past the obvious face the catboy is putting on. Surely there's tons of juicy secrets he can get from being trapped behind enemy lines. He just needs to not get caught.
The proud ooperator of the Kiwifarms will be sure to bitch about it after all this shit is over.
[STRONG LANGUAGE WARNING - NO JOKE - NO JOKE AT ALL]
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There are two women who (currently) live with a man in the forest, Sabrina and Paisley.
The man, Venio, was a lumberjack (as a hobby).
Both girls knew this, and wanted to get in on it!
(Continuation of my last story)
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- Part 2 of Sabrina & Paisley: The Collection
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 877
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 10