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New Dark Weird Fiction and Psychological Horror.
Short stories of fractured realities, symbolic contagion, objects that conceal hidden meanings, and people who discover—far too late—that the world is not what it seems.
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An ordinary civilian, a Star Guardian, and the "God of Destruction" walk into a train station...
(It sounds like the start of a joke, but it really isn't... Right?)
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- 2,511
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- 1/1
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Todo había cambiado el viernes, cuando buscaba una pelota de fútbol detrás del garaje de McLaren y una mancha oscura le llamó la atención. Era la campera de Oscar, tirada en el suelo, aparentemente ajena al polvo y al sol. Se agachó para levantarla. La piel era suave, fría y calentita a la vez. Tenía un brillo húmedo, como si estuviera mojada. Sin pensarlo dos veces, se la devolvió.
—¡Oscar!—, le gritó, alzando la prenda, más pesada de lo que parecía—. ¡Tu campera, boludo!
La dejó caer sobre los hombros anchos del australiano, que se estremeció bajo ella, como si un circuito vital se hubiera reconectado.
—Te queda re piola, che. ¿Dónde la compraste?, preguntó Franco, admirando cómo se adaptaba a su espalda como una segunda piel.
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Corrupt's Building by Corrupt_dream
Fandoms: Original Work, Deltarune (Video Game), American Dad!, Corrupt & Yann
06 Aug 2026
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"When I'll grow up, I'll buy an entire building to give a flat to all my lovers, and all my lovers will be allowed to have their lovers."
That's a dream CorruptDream really told his parents when he was little.
Today, he has finally made it come true.
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This is a stupid idea I had.
You don't need to know American Dad, Deltarune, or my OCs to enjoy this story. -
Negative Space by Auvronestra
Fandoms: King Lear - Shakespeare, Titus Andronicus - Shakespeare, Othello - Shakespeare, Midsummer Night's Dream - Shakespeare, Die Zauberflöte | The Magic Flute - Mozart/Schikaneder
06 Aug 2026
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Cordelia has spent years trying to escape the life everyone else chose for her.
When a rivalry with the infuriatingly disciplined Lavinia turns into something far more complicated, Cordelia is forced to confront what she actually wants, what she’s been running from, and why leaving one life behind does not mean leaving behind the people in it.
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Knight Stanley and Prince Xeno do not like each other, and yet they both have same goal: marriage. Xeno searches for a political match. Stanley decides it's time to marry now that he's of age. Their fathers, the King and the General, throw a party to help them find their future spouses.
Stanley and Xeno meet again, not as enemies, not as a knight and a prince, but as two nameless faces at a masquerade ball.
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Kunikida dünyasından gelmiş Kunikida perisi mi😲
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- Türkçe
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- 865
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Dear Hot Bread God,
Please put me out of my misery and shove your yeasty fist up my pussy.
Signed,
Your dough, waiting to be pounded.
Um. Too desperate?
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Rey is thirty, terminally single, and has been on enough bad Hinge dates to last several lifetimes. One evening, the Instagram algorithm delivers her something unexpected: a pair of extraordinary hands making bread, and a voice that tells her she's being oh so good.
She doesn't follow him. She's not going to be caught being horny on main.
She does, eventually, subscribe to his OnlyFans.
What follows is a completely rational series of decisions that leads her, one Saturday morning, across an international border, to eat pizza with a stranger from the internet.
Just lunch. Just to suss things out.
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The Bite of '83 except instead of 80s it's late 2010's and it's also somewhat a comedy ..
I don't know
Also, everyone is gay(in some way)
I'm sorry it's not shown outright, but just so you know,
I decided they are here... because why not...?There's no proper ending here. It's really abrupt, but it's supposed to be like that, trust me(no).
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Somewhere in the middle of Nowhere, nestled in the tiny cracks of a hole in reality, lies Dunttstown. And in that town lives a man unfortunately named Mongrel Stevens, who steadfastly exists in the face of all reason.
We meet him as he is thrust into his inaugural misadventure, setting out in search of a missing, yet important household furnishing. After a mishap at a local convenience store, Mongrel visits a couple friends to seek their aid. When one of them gets mortally wounded, his quest gets detoured to the Dunttstown Hospital, where he finds lots of fun things to do. And by ‘fun’ I mean a strange new definition of the word that actually means the opposite.
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- Part 1 of Random Tangent
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You were not supposed to notice.
Stories where reality slips—quietly, almost politely—until something looks back.
Voices that don’t belong. Objects that remember. Places that shouldn’t exist, yet do.
These are not horrors that scream.
They wait.
They observe.
And sometimes… they speak.
Psychological horror tales and dark weird fiction about fractured realities, objects that conceal hidden meanings, and people who discover—far too late—that the world is not what it seems. -
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!!FIRST FIC!!
Silly lil one shot about my oc being insane :)
This is a scene in my main fanfic with a few changes for plot.Btw it’s short
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Die of Three by Solstide
Fandoms: 1984 - George Orwell, Fahrenheit 451 - Ray Bradbury, Original Work
05 Aug 2026
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Set in an alternate universe, since the events of George Orwell’s 1984, the year is set to 2112 in the state of Australia, now called “Auszeal” since the merge of Australia, New Zealand and the United States.
In it, Dai Shinmen, codenamed “DAI-03”; is a bioengineered human, made under EUNG’s supervision, who begins to discover that personhood is not something that can be defined by the state: but themselves.
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Cate Archer Must Die: Making Quota by mrasdfx
Fandoms: No One Lives Forever (Video Games)
05 Aug 2026
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A short alternate (bad end) version of a game scene from the first mission "Cate Archer Must Die" of the 2002 video game "No one lives forever 2".
In this mission the witty spy agent Cate Archer, infiltrates the Katakuri Ninja Clan in Inotakimura and stumbling upon two Katakuri Ninja's inside an alley, who have a rather strange and nonchalant talk.
Against her better judgement, Cate stays nearby and somewhat even sympathizes with the dangerous female assassins. Letting her instincts and corruptive thoughts, cloud her judgement further and further, forcing her to commit one or two mistakes too many...Series
- Part 5 of Game Over Series
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Седьмой слой by give_me_red_flag_please
Fandoms: Nochnoy Dozor | Night Watch - Sergei Lukyanenko
04 Aug 2026
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Ничем не примечательный, неброский мужчина совершенно выбивался из общего (ну допустим) интерьера квартиры бывшего Высшего Светлого Антона Городецкого. Завулон. Его печальный тихий и кроткий, неожиданный для Темных, взгляд вселял непонятное ощущение родства. Только вот нельзя Антону-человеку забывать чужой склонности к интригам, нельзя верить без оглядки даже если ты из завулонова колена. Или всё-таки можно?… Даже несмотря на пророчество?
Fix-it // пост «Шестой дозор», включая элементы «Вечного»
В фанфике будут: флешбеки, сюжет с пророчествами, рояли в кустах похлеще Лукьяненковских, самоирония, высмеивание, развод, поцелуи на крыше и безумные теории.
В фанфике не будет: дисбаланса Сумрака, нелюбви, насилия, шокирующего финала.Философия, религия, термодинамика, отсылки на поп-культуру присутствуют в многообразии. Я постараюсь сделать сложные, глубокие слои фанфика понятными и простыми. Так сказать проведу вас за руку из реальности прямо на седьмой слой Сумрака.
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- 4/?
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Aku 1st Pick Baba! by mocamocasi
Fandoms: ZEROBASEONE | ZB1 (Korea Band), AND2BLE (Korea Band)
03 Aug 2026
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Jeiko hanya zerocola budak korporat yang kebetulan ingin jadi anak Haobin. Suatu hari dia iseng beli replika one wish willow di e-commerce, iseng patahin, iseng bikin permohonan.
Eh, tiba-tiba dia udah berubah jadi anjing.
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- Part 1 of Menjadi Sansan
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The Rockwells are your standard above-middle class family. John lives and breathes Reagan's America, while Dolores grows increasingly tired of the traditional housewife archetype that has been thrust upon her for decades now. Their children are equally pessimistic: Diane hates her husband and much favors their housemaid, Michael kills humans for sport in his free time, and Virgil listens to the Pixies and likes men. Finally, Mitch, the ever forgotten child, has just killed himself.
Alongside the aftermath of such a tragedy, we see how the family came to be this way, through decades of decadent suffering and secrets that could uproot a community. Everything is made worse when an extremist religious cult burrows itself into the family like a parasite.
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Era uma vez em um lugar muito distante de algum outro lugar, um homem tenta fugir de uma esfereta com sua colega vampira e acaba numa aventura maluca.
Please stop trying to offer comic artist services, I've already said I'm not interested and I can't afford it financially.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/83472181/chapters/219901846
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Kohaku está indecisa respecto a cómo dar una importante noticia a ciertas personas...
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- Part 37 of Tabla Periódica SenHaku
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- Español
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- 1,991
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His Wife, The Chubby Dragon by DragonOpal
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
02 Aug 2026
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Loki comes home to New Asgard married to a chubby dragoness named Opal. Thor slowly loses his mind.
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- Part 2 of Loki is married to a chubby dragon goddess 💖
- Part 2 of Thor Is Eaten By a Pretty Monster 🐋 🐙💚