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Pansy Parkinson has a hobby. It’s nothing special – she likes to write short, funny stories from time to time. Mostly, they are just for shits and giggles – a tale where Dumbledore is a very dumb Sphinx, a oneshot where her and her friends work in a muggle grocery store, etc. Those let her take the edge off when school gets too demanding, or when her mother decides to act up again and threaten to kick her out. An escape from reality, really.
Draco Malfoy is a little shit. Everyone knows it – he is a spoiled, mean prat, who relishes in petty trickery. His popularity boils down to his favourite hobby – annoying Harry Potter. The possibilities are endless; throwing stuff at him, snarky comments regarding every aspect of the others life, sabotaging his academic efforts, and recently, educating himself to become a better hater.
tldr: pansy writes fanfics about people around her, draco tries out a new method of tormenting potter, and crabbe is too clumsy for his own good.
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The attention made Toki dizzy, his head spinning, his fingers shaking against the blonde's shoulder blades. He loved being like this, surrendering to the guitar God– no, his God.
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Toki offers his virginity to Skwisgaar. He also worships him like a god.
(Everything in this work is completely consensual, even if it might seem ambiguous.)
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- Part 3 of metalocalypse
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In this world, divergence is unacceptable. Have you ever felt it?
This is just a short story blending identity with philosophy. And my biggest secret, can you tell what it is?
Life really is precious, but can you be brave enough?
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So in this dream I was looking up at him. The scruff of slow-growing blond beard resin dark from hardly seeing sunlight until it lightened up in summer to clear honey. The heavy muscles in his shoulders and arms that made his grip like iron and almost as unrelenting as his hips. The play of hair over his chest, almost too fair to see, and then the tattoos…
Colin speculates on the past. A mix of book, movie, and movie script continuities.
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In Berlint, everyone pays taxes: Spies, assassins, informants, secret police, and other people with less interesting job titles.
One rogue Garden assassin, however, has committed the worst crime of all: tax evasion. Now, Yor must team up with Franky to hunt down the missing culprit and restore the guild's bloodstained (but tax-compliant) reputation. All while Hemlock is forced to stay in City Hall and make "friends."
Meanwhile, Yuri and Chloe investigate the suspicious death of a fellow officer. Their search leads them to City Hall, where they find one man's unpaid taxes have somehow turned the building into a crowded, committee-filled labyrinth of excess paperwork, war-hungry couriers and firefighters, and rooms where time didn't move in a linear fashion.
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Cuanto mejor hagas las cosas con diabetes, mejor te irá by Cuca_Aracha (Salado_Siwoms)
Fandoms: 銀魂 | Gintama (Anime & Manga)
27 Feb 2026
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Mientras están en una reunión completamente normal y que para nada es una cita, Gintoki cae en un coma diabético…
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Era uma vez em um lugar muito distante de algum outro lugar, um homem tenta fugir de uma esfereta com sua colega vampira e acaba numa aventura maluca.
Please stop trying to offer comic artist services, I've already said I'm not interested and I can't afford it financially.
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Geneva Checklist 2: Crack Boogaloo by DragonMaw
Fandoms: Library of Ruina (Video Game), Lobotomy Corporation (Video Game)
28 Feb 2026
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A Sequel to Geneva Checklist
Angela has created her Library, and now has to gather all the Light to grant her wish. And to get revenge on Ayin, of course. Unfortunately for her, such a quest requires the aid of the Sephirot, who aren't pleased with her betrayal, the Agents, who are most likely banished from the City, and a new comer.
Angela once again has to trust those she despises so much, while trying to mend whatever relationships she can.
At least X will stand by her side. Whereas Roland struggles himself with the crack overflowing from every book in this place.
A squeal fic that will follow the overall plot beats of Library of Ruina, with some added crack thrown in.
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- Part 2 of Geneva Paperwork
- Part 6 of Altered Tales from a Library
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Geneva Checklist 1.5 feat Hatsune Miku by DragonMaw
Fandoms: Library of Ruina (Video Game)
27 Feb 2026
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A Sequel to Geneva Checklist?
Angela has created her Library, and now has to gather all the Light to grant her wish. And to get revenge on Ayin, of course.
Angela once again has to trust those she despises so much, while trying to mend whatever relationships she can.
Whereas Roland struggles himself with the crack overflowing from every book in this place.
A gift for waiting so long, a little remix of Geneva Checklist 2: Chapter 1.
A what if, you could say.Series
- Part 3 of Geneva Paperwork
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SUPER by Harthor5
Fandoms: Monster Girl Encyclopedia, Monster Girls | Monster Boys, Brat Pack (King Hell Press Comics), The Boys (Comics), Marshal law
28 Feb 2026
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Pobre héroe, lejos de tu tierra sangrienta, maldita y degenerada, perseguido por ese monstruo, Godshine se hace llamar, ¿acaso has llegado aquí para brindar destrucción?... No, no, bienvenido de vuelta, hijo mío, que muchas cosas has perdido y olvidado, que la sangre de nuestros enemigos manche tus manos y que tu fin sea cumplido... pues no eres más que un arma de dios.
Pobre de ti, Bullet Colt, que en tierras extrañas te encuentras, no bajes tu arma y apunta, mientras te preguntas... ¡¿Por qué demonios los monstruos parecen chicas lindas?! -
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Fun little original short story I'm writing about a wholesome visit between two friends where nothing bad happens at all :)
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The Omen: Legate by RaimundoSzekeley
Fandoms: The Omen (Movies), Star Trek, Star Wars - All Media Types, A Home At The End Of The World (2004), Depeche Mode (Band), Starship Troopers - Robert A. Heinlein, Terminator (Movies)
27 Feb 2026
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What happens when Bill, the Galactic Hero from the Planet of Bottled Brains, confronts Delia and Alexander York, defying prophecy and rewriting fate in Omen IV: The Awakening?
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What if there was a parrot in the corner during The Tell-Tale Heart?
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Inspired by "Eldritch Application" by Gargus, from the SCP Wiki. An ordinary day at the SCP Foundation's main outpost for recruitment of anomalous entities turns dire when one site director is greeted by an applicant that may be too much for him to comprehend.
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Final Fantasy XV: El Protocolo de lo Absurdo Real. temporada 1. by Maxmegane
Fandoms: Final Fantasy XV, Final Fantasy Series
25 Feb 2026
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El destino de Eos estaba escrito en sangre. La profecía exigía la muerte de la Oráculo a manos de Ardyn Izunia, diez años de oscuridad eterna y el sacrificio final del Rey de la Luz para restaurar el amanecer. Ese era el guion inmutable.
Pero el destino es frágil. A veces, para romper una cadena de tragedias, no hace falta un ejército, sino un simple aleteo de una mariposa del caos.
Todo cambió el día en que Prompto decidió alardear de sus bíceps y Noctis, con curiosidad científica, decidió verificarlo. Ese instante de vergüenza ajena fue la grieta que desvió la línea temporal. Ahora, bajo la estricta vigilancia de Ignis y su drástico "Protocolo E-47", ahora, los Chocobros no solo luchan contra el Imperio, sino por mantener su dignidad intacta.
Sin embargo, el caos no es casualidad. Mientras el grupo entra en pánico por una carta de Luna que parece saber demasiado, una Organización Misteriosa opera desde las sombras. Ellos conocen el final trágico que aguarda al final del camino y saben que esta nueva realidad, por ridícula que parezca, es la única esperanza para que Noctis y Luna sobrevivan a la profecía.
Cuando la historia está condenada a la tragedia, el absurdo es la única rebelión posible.
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- Part 1 of Serie El Protocolo del Absurdo Real
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Garść hetaliowych drabbli, okruszków, miniatur i niepoprawnych pomysłów, just for your entertainment. Komedia, oklepane motywy, absurd bez większego sensu, pisane z doskoku one-shoty. Zbiorek wszystkiego, co jest zbyt małe na własną opowieść i miejsce na ewentualne eksperymenty z formą. Branie czegokolwiek tutaj na poważnie - niezalecane.
Shipy przeróżne, głównie LietPol i PrusPol, ale są też bezparingowce. -
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Before the arrival of the Epitome, there were signs. Signs to those who could hear, see, or feel them. Nobody could. Nobody expected it.
This is what happened before the Epitome.
A cult.
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This is not a manual.
This text is intended for individuals experiencing prolonged existence in a human body.
It contains no steps, no solutions, and no promise of improvement.Reading may result in discomfort, recognition, brief moments of clarity, attachment, and the sudden appearance of a non-corporeal entity with strong opinions about men, injustice, and theatre.
This non-manual explores the ache of being conscious inside a body—human or otherwise.
'Tis about usefulness, maintenance, the deeply suspicious idea that we need a reason to exist, and the strange tenderness of watching the world when you do not quite belong to it. -
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France followed a talking white rabbit which led him further down to a fantastical world. Which is oddly familiar to a book he finished reading.
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Ernest the Chicken by ATLA_Austro
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender (Cartoon 2005), Runescape (Video Games)
22 Feb 2026
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Sokka expects diplomacy; instead he gets a haunted manor, spirit puzzles, and a man turned into a chicken.
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