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You have lived in poverty since you were born.
You found out a secret about your ancestor.
You try to enjoy a quiet normal life but the savage blood line also runs in your frame.
Perhaps trying to live a peaceful and useful life is very tough for you. -
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Faeces by Beaurevoir
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 May 2026
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When Harry first sees Hermione, petrified, in the Hospital Wing, he is distraught. However, when he notices she has got the clue he needs to stop the menace that has been set on Hogwarts, he determinedly sets off, aided by Lockhart and Ron Weasley, who offer the most incompetent assistance imaginable.
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Little did they know what would happen when one puts two male shinobis under the same roof for a month.
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Snake wakes up as a plushie who has gotten delivered to Hal's doorstep, but something has changed…
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HATE, Disgust, and Other Things by Anonymous
Fandoms: SCP Foundation, LOVECRAFT H. P. - Works, H. P. Lovecraft's Cthulhu Mythos & Related Fandoms, I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream - Harlan Ellison
08 May 2026
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An omnipotent supercomputer, an omnicidal lizard, and an omniscient Lovecraftian god walk into a bar.
The bartender updates his last will.
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A character-driven cosmic horror dark fantasy about identity, attachment, and rebuilding connection.
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A short story about a man and his possibly cryptid girlfriend.
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Era uma vez em um lugar muito distante de algum outro lugar, um homem tenta fugir de uma esfereta com sua colega vampira e acaba numa aventura maluca.
Please stop trying to offer comic artist services, I've already said I'm not interested and I can't afford it financially.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/83472181/chapters/219901846
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Trait does Stoney's laundry and becomes alive again.
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I See Through You by Duraddicted
Fandoms: Political RPF - US 21st c., Sektur, America First with Nick Fuentes, KiwiFarms, Real Person Fiction, Nick Fuentes - Fandom, Video Blogging RPF
07 May 2026
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Josh is forced beyond his will to stay at Nick Fuentes' house... for multiple days at a time. The horror...
Or, will it be as bad as he feared after getting to know who he really is? Or... what he means by that is once he learns to play his way past the obvious face the catboy is putting on. Surely there's tons of juicy secrets he can get from being trapped behind enemy lines. He just needs to not get caught.
The proud ooperator of the Kiwifarms will be sure to bitch about it after all this shit is over.
[STRONG LANGUAGE WARNING - NO JOKE - NO JOKE AT ALL]
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Lost footage: A forgotten new face by 000Artemix000
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
06 May 2026
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In the beginning of season 2, Laszlo and Nadja mentioned that they had 6...maybe 7 familiars this summer?
But we, viewers, could not see any of them in detail. In this story, we take our focus on one of the first familiars of this summer, a shy, polite, slightly confused and a bit awkward outlander, Artemius, who came to New York a couple of years ago, and only in recent weeks began to know Guillermo closer. Helping him occasionally and trying to get to know him better, with hope that they could work together wherever Guillermo is “working”. Little he knew how his future will form, and how the tables will turn eventuallyOr long story short, how Guillermo’s friend became a familiar of Nadja and Laszlo, fortunately or not… depends on who you ask.
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The Engineer developed great simulation software for his work.
The problem is that they take forever to run.
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- 879
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Ocelot has been devising a new torture method and is eager to test it now that he has Snake captive in his torture room.
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Assigned Queer by the Washington State Department of Licensing by JV_Ngo
Fandoms: Original Work
06 May 2026
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A semi auto-biographical satire about a gender-queer person navigating a new city.
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- 2,577
- Chapters:
- 4/5
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The right choice by Meow_meow_void, Senchuu
Fandoms: 괴담에 떨어져도 출근을 해야 하는구나 - 백덕수 | Even If I Fall Into a Ghost Story I Still Have to Go to Work - Baek Deoksoo
06 May 2026
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Soleum with others locked in room for kissing. Let's fight!
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Katy talks about her bandmates to his group of friends, and does the same with her bandmates, but this only causes PaRappa and PJ to be scared of her bandmates and Lammy to be scared of Katy's friends.
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- 1,157
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- 1/?
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Shame In Their Heart (Blood On Their Hands) by leothelion333
Fandoms: Five Nights at Freddy's
05 May 2026
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Are you really getting paid to fuck the Daycare Animatronic?? Is that your life now??
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Rabo-de-fogo. by Ladyvwritter
Fandoms: Creepypasta - Fandom, Urban Legend (1998), Scream (Movies), Scary Movie (Movies)
05 May 2026
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Na pacata cidade de Rancho Queimado, próximo a Florianópolis, uma criatura descrita como meio extraterrestre, meio humano e ator pornô, começou a aterrorizar a população.
Conhecido como “o apanhador de corno”, a bizarra criatura seguia um padrão: toda sexta-feira, após às 22 h, Rabo de Fogo caçava homens e mulheres que insistiam em voltar para seus parceiros traidores.
O modus operandi, no entanto, era chocante e implacável: matava as vítimas atacando as partes íntimas e aos traidores, rabo-de-fogo perseguia, deixando-os em estado de loucura.
Afinal, “Chifre tem perdão. Recaída não.”
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- Português brasileiro
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Ichigo est persuadé qu'il y a un vampire dans son placard. Ça ne l'empêche pas d'être surpris le jour où il le croise pour de vrai. UA, Ichigo/Shiro.