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When Phil made the decision to go undercover in a terrorist organization for what was likely to be years, he knew he would have to do things he would never forgive himself for. If that's what it takes to make the world a safer place for people everywhere, for his children, then he would do it.
Then he meets the organization's weapon, The Blade: a trained assassin, a perfectly loyal tool, a killer that never blinks. And he's just an innocent boy. One that Phil can't save while keeping his cover.
Phil chooses to save the world, and has to deal with the aftermath every day for the rest of his life. And the rest of the life of the boy he helped break.
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Techno is a brainwashed assassin whose sole purpose is obeying the people who made him. Phil is a spy working undercover as his handler. It's as complicated as one would expect.
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Dream is set to inherit everything. Techno is his stepmother, widow to Jschlatt.
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Translation of 繼承者 by Snaccbyte.
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i know that boys like you, they don't come with guarentees by Anonymous
Fandoms: Dream SMP, QSMP | Quackity SMP, its like a qsmp/dsmp hybrid with elements of both, Mad Men, Sort of - Fandom, fifty shades of grey sort of
21 Jun 2025
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"How would you like to... get rid of Schlatt?" Wilbur asked tentatively, the words slipping out before he had a chance to think them through.
"God, I wish," Quackity said, his voice filled with bitterness. "But I can't. Not legally, anyway."
Wilbur leaned in, his voice dropping to a whisper. "What if there was another way?"wilbur is down bad for his sexy depressed boss ruh roh. how could it go wrong? how could it ever lead to non-legal persecution of quackity's ex?
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Bow and Say Goodbye (don’t forget to lower your eyes) by Careecent
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), QSMP | Quackity SMP
12 Jan 2025
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“So.” The rebellion leader cracked his knuckles together, looking into The Blood God’s eyes with as much determination as he could muster. “Will you do it?”
Hm. Play bodyguard for a bit, follow some snooty princess’ beck and call, kill the princess in cold blood, and escape before he’s sentenced to death for assassinating a member of the royal family.
Seems easy enough.
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In which Technoblade finds Tallulah, a princess in need of a good father figure, in the midst of his assassination mission.
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Technoblade adopts Tallulah AU :))
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Holy Matrimony (never specifies which god it's holy to) by kattastic99
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
22 Oct 2024
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Phil and Techno were best friends who got married for tax purposes. It's been twelve years and they haven't examined that part of it in a while. Phil is an influential architect in a global construction firm, and Techno is a well regarded author with several movies adapted from his works. Neither of these things is true, but neither of them know it of the other: they're too busy killing people for forgotten gods in exchange for the riches they lavish each other with.
Until their gods tell them something very, very interesting.
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Imagine Getting Hired to Kill Your Best Friend (Couldn't Be Me) by Azurys for sipuli
Fandoms: Dream SMP
04 Sep 2024
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"Philza Minecraft - Angel of Death - Head of the Syndicate, read the top line. Attached was a picture of Philza. The rest of the page seemed dedicated to a long and rambling list of reasons as to why Paul wanted him dead. Techno skimmed the words; the long and short of it was that Paul was apparently the leader of the Floundering Sunrise, a mafia group that had recently arisen as a rival to the Syndicate."
Or: Techno is a freelance hitman and accidentally accepts a hit against his friend, Phil. Things actually turn out alright for most involved
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- Part 17 of Azurys' MCYT Fic Fight 2024
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Yup, All That For Two Dollars by clementine_emeralds for Whispering_rose
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
11 Aug 2024
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Tommy stares at the floor in disbelief. Ah, very interesting floor.
..Summer camp definitely sounds better now.
“Tommy?” Techno calls. “Are you okay?”
Tommy rises from the bed and opens his arms wide as if he was giving an entrepreneurial speech. “I, Tommy Craft, The Greatest Assassin Of All Time, have been recruited to assassinate..” he points at his brother with an exaggerated grimace painting his face. “You.”
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Tommy is hired to assassinate someone. The target? His own brother. What happens next is shocking!™
Prompt: Assassin AU
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- Part 61 of using fanfictions of multiple block men as my life support and therapy
- Part 30 of The Bedrockbros-centric Mastercollection™
- Part 5 of bedrockbros on a killing spree (dark edition)
- Part 17 of MCYT Fic Fight 2024!
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oops, missed that shot! by clementine_emeralds
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
15 Jul 2024
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"Then, let's make a deal, Tommy," Techno offers. "I let you perform this assassination—don't tell Phil, by the way, I'll kill you if you do—and you give me this and next weekend's allowance."
"Fuck yeah! Is that even a question? Let's go! Who even is it that will be dying?"
"It's nobody, just the President. Not a very important guy, honestly."
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that fic wherein Tommy becomes The Greatest Assassin Of All Time, and Techno is proud of his brother.
(This is totally not inspired by the events of yesterday)
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“That you, Soot?”
Wilbur did a double take, blinking at the strangely familiar sound of someone he’d left behind a long time ago.
“I didn’t know you had my number, Schlatt.” The words were familiar, and he found himself relaxing into the stiff wooden chair of the break room, his half-eaten lunch sitting in his lap.
“Got it from your father,” Schlatt returned. “Speaking of your father, he’s dead.”
Wilbur blanched. “What?”
“His accountant is trying to get a hold of you, pretty sure you're the only person in his will.”
Wilbur leaned forward until his forehead was resting in his hands. He wasn’t about to mourn his father, but he couldn’t say it wasn’t a shock.
“Any idea how much he left me?”
Schlatt took another long sip, a vulgar sound projected right into the receiver. “Spoke to him last week,” he commented. “Said he had a couple hundred million from his last sold business. Could be more.”
Wilbur quit his job that day to start his new life, or revert back to an old one.or
Wilbur's the son of a so-called mafia boss, who he just inherited the fortune of. Things get more complicated when his father's murderers come after his inheritance.
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With a welcoming customer service smile, Wilbur asked: “How can I help you?”. There was a dangerous edge to his tone, a promise of blood. One that the kid noticed and accepted with a tired smile of his own. “Who do you need out of your way?”.
“Me” the kid answered simply. “I want you to kill me”. He seemed at peace.
“I don’t kill kids!” Wilbur immediately protested. It wasn’t true. While he personally never had, the same couldn’t be said for his family business as a whole. As a matter of fact, Techno had garnered quite a reputation for wiping out entire families and often hunting down any orphan kid he might have missed.
"It’s not exactly like I wanna die… but-” he made sure to lock eyes with Wilbur before finishing his sentence. His gaze was far more intense now than it had been earlier as he playfully studied Wilbur. There was a heaviness to it that didn’t belong with a fourteen-year-old. “Today is the day I die anyway”.
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or: Tommy can see how much time people have left to live, and he's certain that his fate is set. Wilbur respectfully disagrees.
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The Tale of Avesnius by Ringravity for titanthesleepyrat
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game)
09 Nov 2023
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This was the only chance to get his home back.
His armor creaked as he knelt before the queen and bowed his head. Waiting for a moment before addressing her.
“Queen Kristin of Morda, I beg for an audience.” He held his breath, waiting.
This is what everyone said would be the most dangerous part. The lady of death, as she was named through the land, chose this time to hear a person's plea or send them off to their deaths.
:Or a Parents Duo royalty AU with revolutions!
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- Part 2 of Rin Gravity's SBI Whumptober Fics
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All that glitters by 0dysseas
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
27 Aug 2023
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After years of radio silence, con-man Wilbur Soot suddenly turns up in Quackity's opulent office, singed coat and dangerous grin in place, a plan in hand:
There's a vault full of gold and glory waiting under the MCC arena and all he needs to crack it is the right crew and Quackity's benison.
It's hard to say no to so much money, and even harder to the opportunity to finally get Dream back for what he has cost them already.aka In a bussiness that burns those who confide in trust, Wilbur's ragtag crew is standing on a pyre waiting to be lit. Too bad that their explosive history is anything but extinguished.
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On the Mountain Tall by orphan_account for GenevaWrenn
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
13 Aug 2023
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He sunk his hand into his bag until his fingers closed around the bottle of poison. It would be so easy just to break it over the undefended king’s head. This was perfect. He’d planned any escape routes from here, there were no guards around, and it was almost completely dark. Phil would never see it coming; maybe it would be over before he even knew what happened. Then he wouldn’t have to stew in the betrayal for too long.
He could just see Phil’s smile in the glow of the fireflies; it was like a dying star, burning just enough to know that its time was almost up. Techno didn’t risk saying anything, just contemplating the weight of the bottle beside the weight of his guilt.
Finally, Phil spoke with the gentlest voice he’d ever heard, “Are you going to kill me, Technoblade?”
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Techno is an assassin tasked with killing King Philza of L'manberg. He just didn't realise how easily he could become attatched to the royal family.
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- Part 6 of River's oneshots
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Someone else walked up to their target. Someone he thought was long dead. The brunette guy sat down with their target, talking to him with surprising ease. Techno peered over the edge of his paper and looked between him and their target. He saw wide eyes from Techno. They both knew who this was. He could barely believe what he was seeing.
Wilbur.
He almost missed the discreet point from Wilbur and then the turn of their target to look at him. Phil moved and slammed the window shut, drawing the blinds for good measure as he packed up his equipment. They definitely saw him. Wilbur told their target about him.
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In which Phil and Techno are assassins and are sent to take out one revived blonde child, and then Phil's presumed dead son shows up and things go awry.
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- Part 11 of TWB MCC fics
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Ever since the day that ruined his and his father’s life ten years ago Phil has insisted on training him for when the next disaster inevitably struck. Since he was eight, Phil had taught Tommy hand to hand combat, sword fighting, shooting (with both guns and crossbows) and how to throw a knife at a target some ridiculous number of metres away.
Who would have known that the youngest Emperor L’manburg had ever seen also knew at least five different ways to kill any person he was around at all times?
---------------------------------------------OR: After a coup that removes seventeen year old Tommy Innes from his throne as Emperor of L'manburg, he must find a way to get it back by any means necessary. With help from a god, some unlikely friends and unscheduled magical powers maybe he'll also uncover some well kept secrets along the way.
A vigilante meets royal au.
Previously: Tommyinnit's (dis)honorable guide to taking back your throne
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A Favor From You, My Foe? by kyoocko for ClamOfBeans
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
27 Jun 2023
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Now, Wilbur could have told the truth and spared himself some mild embarrassment. If he did, though, Phil would worry to no end. Which is fair, considering Wilbur kind of has an assassin after him, but his dad has enough worry for several lifetimes. Wilbur can spare him this.
And Tommy… Well, the teen would want to meet Techno, knowing him, and that’s an all-around terrible idea. Either he could get hurt, or befriend the android and egg on his attempts to snuff out Wilbur’s life. Both outcomes are unfavorable and should be avoided at all costs.
So lying seems like the best course of action for everyone involved. For his family’s safety and peace of mind.
Wilbur will be fine. For all he knows, this was a one-time thing anyway.
Or; Wilbur is a thief, stealing from the rich and powerful elite—mostly for fun. That is, until a vengeful past target creates Techno, who’s one job is to rid the world of Wilbur Soot.
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The City That Fears The Blood God by ace-aro-anxiety-adhd-anarchy (Anxious_Delinquent)
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game)
23 Jun 2023
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“You don’t search for the Blood God outsider, not unless you’re a desperate fool.”
That, Phil is. Desperate.
He doesn’t know what to truly think of this, ‘Blood God’. The town seems certain enough, the fear seems real enough.
But the depth of it seems like a child's fairytale, stories used to get children to abide by their curfew, and not go to the bad side of town.
He can imagine it must work, true story or not.
“And if I were a fool?” Phil Pushes.
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Philza finds himself in a town, blanketed by fear over a person dubbed, 'The Blood Good'. Considering that this individual could be his best chance, he decides to throw caution to the wind and see if the whispers are true.
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Techno is a child assassin, out to murder a king. Easy, routine assignment. It doesn't go quite as planned, but maybe, just maybe, he finds a home along the way
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The job seemed simple enough at the time.
What Techno was told is that he was going after nobles. Nobles, in their fancy little chariots underneath the soothing moonlight of midnight. Nobles, which are surely important to the empire in some sort of way, but not so much that they can’t be replaced.
Nobles, who’s heads always end with Technoblade getting paid well and having a few weeks for time off.
These are not simple nobles. Technoblade is getting scammed.
(Or, Assassin!Technoblade gets a job to kill sbi. He's like "That's definitely not in my paygrade" but he ends up getting their attention anyway, and he's got his own secrets to keep...)
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Techno is a 23 year old assassin who's basically 'working' under the guy he's trying to kill, Not his smartest plan but
So far it's working for the piglin.Tubbo is a 17 year old who the world turned on and can't seem to catch a break. He is also the said son of the guy technos trying to kill.
What happens when they meet becuase techno owed a twisted homeless guy a favor?
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Techno is an assassin who after a few unfortunate turn of events adopts the son of the guy he's trying to kill while also trying to keep his identity and tubbo from all side of the parties.
How well is that going to go? Who knows! It's a newly tried dad with a nuke obsessed child who loves bees :3
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Dadnoblade + hated tubbo becuase the universe needs more of the firework duo. :)