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    "Eliza Doolittle believed in ghosts.

    This was not terribly shocking; after all, she was a Londoner. Her city of origin was positively crawling with a dark, bloody history that pre-dated Queen Boudica's mighty sword… And what were ghosts if not a shadow play of the past? Colonel Pickering, a sensible and scholarly sort of man, once told her that he believed particularly violent final moments could explode and impress themselves against the places where they occurred, lingering there and leaking through stone and marble to form something akin to a photograph."

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    Twenty one years ago, a baby was kidnapped from a prominent family. A country-wide search is reignited by the child's ailing father. Henry Higgins and Colonel Pickering, two down-on-their-luck phoneticians sees an opportunity and stumble upon Eliza Doolittle, a woman desperate to better herself. Will they make an heiress out of this plucky cabbage leaf?

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    Professor Henry Higgins gives Eliza away, though whether or not he ever had her is a matter of great linguistical debate.

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    "...You see, she'll be a pupil, and teaching would be impossible unless pupils were sacred. I've taught scores of American millionairesses how to speak English: the best-looking women in the world. I'm seasoned. They might as well be blocks of wood…"

    LIZA. That’s not what I want; and don’t you think it. I’ve always had chaps enough wanting me that way. Freddy Hill writes to me twice and three times a day, sheets and sheets.

    HIGGINS [disagreeably surprised] Damn his impudence! [He recoils and finds himself sitting on his heels].

    Based on the 1938 film. Freddy drunkenly sends an explicit letter to Eliza. Henry intercepts and subsequently short-circuits.

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    A smutty sequel to Coryphasia’s Rara Avis. I'm so so sorry.

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    Eliza Doolittle flees London after her final argument with Henry Higgins. A disaster leaves the professor aimless and grieving.

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    I’ll wring your neck, he meant to say.

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    The Dracula/My Fair Lady crossover no one asked for, but I watched Nosferatu (2024) and decided to make it everyone's problem.

    Henry Higgins is called to Transylvania to tutor a reclusive count who wishes to be introduced to modern society. Eliza and Pickering tag along because she senses something is not right with the situation. An ancient voice in the night calls to her in her dreams and waking hours.

    Dracula characters pop up here and there, but for the most part our friends from My Fair Lady get counterparts from the Bram Stoker novel. Plot points borrowed from the 1992 film.

    **03/01/25** Tweaking a research SNAFU re: who had rights to Transylvania in 1913. Bear with me, remembering history is not an American's forte, clearly. Ha. I joke because if I don't, I'll cry.

    A collaboration between someone who wishes to be referred to as E. Dogg. Beta'd by Bisexual531

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    Betcha didn't know the 1964 film "My Fair Lady" ended near Christmas, did you? Neither did I until I needed another Christmas story and MADE it fit. The short picks up where the movie left off and is the most non-musical musical since my last Christmas story. I don't own these characters or a convincing British accent.

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    A hatless day in Brighton, 1912.

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    His mother had complained, last week, that Henry needed to stop treating people like dogs; and Henry, for all his intelligence, had absolutely no idea what in the devil’s name she had meant by that.

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    "... most children Lillian knew only had one father, or more often than not, none at all, because of the big war. Lillian, in fact, had two fathers; her daddy, who was properly married to her mama, and Papa Pick, who was married to no one but quite devoted to her daddy in the same romantic way her daddy loved her mama. Papa Pick was devoted to her mama as well, but it wasn’t quite the same (“but it is no less profound”, her mama had patiently explained), and he’d said many times that Lillian was the rose of his life. Papa Pick was the loveliest, sweetest man to ever draw breath, and, if Lillian had to pick one thing that was vexing to her, it was the fact that she was only allowed to call him Papa in the house, and never when visitors were about. When they were out and about, or when people were visiting, he was ‘Uncle Hugh’."

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    Henry reflects on his life after Eliza returned.

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    Eliza and Freddy are getting married

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    For your information, and since you had the audacity to imply otherwise, if not ask directly, Henry Higgins, esteemed professor of phonetics and author of the bestselling “Higgins’ Universal Alphabet”, was doing perfectly fine, thank you very much.

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    this starts right after the memorable last line. How I imagine things went on (hell i hope they bloody did) it's shameless romance xoxo

    i am not trying to say i don't like the original but this is for everyone who would have hoped there would be more insight in the romantic ending.
    I hope you like it :) feel free to leave comments

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    Eliza discovers something upsetting. Henry grovels. An old rival reappears.

    Sequel to "A Very Long Engagement"

    Complete as of 2/17/25

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    A falling star fell from your heart
    And landed in my eyes

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    Eliza Doolittle runs into the moonlit London streets after her awful fight with Professor Higgins, needing to go somewhere, anywhere else, far from the man who gave her everything by taking it all away. Unbeknownst to her a very peculiar someone is lurking in these twisted streets, and a chance encounter in the very near future may very well change both of their lives forever.

    Or, the Pygmalion & Twelfth Night crossover fic absolutely nobody asked for :D

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