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Abandon All Hope, Embrace All Chaos by Zeroth17
Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000, Powerpuff Girls Doujinshi (Webcomic), Multi-Fandom, DC Animated Universe (Timmverse), If The Emperor Had A Text To Speech Device, Teen Titans (Animated Series)
27 Aug 2025
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This is the actual story for my work.
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Act II - From the Ashes of Mars by Shellderbeast
Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000, Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors, If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device
25 Aug 2025
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Act II of the Long Road Home Saga.
While the trio of superhumans have finally made it to Terra in time to save Astraea, the tale continues as Magnus comes up with his ingenious final plan to save Father and convinces his Companion to take on this foolproof errand to Mars...
Of course, nothing goes as planned...but the Suncat will live...somehow.
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- Part 5 of The Long Road Home
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Divine Intervention (but don't let the Emperor hear you say that) by AnonymousComrade123
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), Warhammer 40.000, If the Emperor Had a Text-to-Speech Device (Web Series)
27 Jul 2025
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The Star Child discovers a rift in the Warp and enters it, landing in the middle of Satoru Gojo's sealing. Shenanigans ensue.
Not much knowledge of 40k beyond the basics is required to understand the story.
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The Manperor Of Mankind Robo-naps A Robot by Engineer_TF2
Fandoms: Murder Drones (Web Series), Warhammer 40.000, If The Emperor Had A Text To Speech Device
12 Jun 2025
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"..."
"..."
"𝐆𝐀𝐒𝐏."
"𝐍𝐎 𝐖𝐀𝐘, 𝐍𝐎 𝐖𝐀𝐘, 𝐎𝐇. 𝐌𝐘. 𝐒𝐄𝐋𝐅."
"𝐁𝐀𝐍𝐀𝐍𝐀 𝐁𝐎𝐘, 𝐈𝐍 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄. 𝐍𝐎𝐖."
"Yes my glorious emperor! How may I assist you?"
"𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐆𝐔𝐘. 𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐃 𝐇𝐈𝐌. 𝐍𝐎𝐖. 𝐈𝐓 𝐈𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐔𝐓𝐌𝐎𝐒𝐓 𝐈𝐌𝐏𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄."
A piece of paper is thrown directly on to the captain-generals helmet. He peels it off of his armour and takes a look at it.
"A... machine...? Ooookay... what is it you shall have me do my lord? Is this fiend an enemy of our empire? If so, then have no fear! I shall dispatch this foe immediately-"
"𝐈𝐅 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐓𝐎𝐔𝐂𝐇 𝐀𝐍 𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐈𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋 𝐇𝐀𝐈𝐑 𝐎𝐍 𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃 𝐈 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐘 𝐌𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐒𝐔𝐑𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐏𝐔𝐓 𝐎𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐀𝐌𝐄 𝐋𝐈𝐅𝐄 𝐒𝐔𝐏𝐏𝐎𝐑𝐓 𝐀𝐒 𝐆𝐔𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐌𝐀𝐍 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐏𝐔𝐓 𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐘 𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐋𝐄 𝐓𝐄𝐌𝐏𝐋𝐄 𝐇𝐄'𝐒 𝐈𝐍."
"Okay Okay! I won't harm the machine, understood!"
"𝐎𝐇, 𝐀𝐋𝐒𝐎 𝐁𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐏𝐔𝐑𝐏𝐋𝐄 𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐋𝐈𝐍 𝐇𝐄'𝐒 𝐀𝐋𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐒 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇."
"Yes! Of course!"
"...Purple gremlin...?-"
"𝐀𝐋𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓, 𝐍𝐎𝐖 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐎. 𝐃𝐀𝐃𝐃𝐘'𝐒 𝐆𝐎𝐓𝐓𝐀 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐆𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐒."
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Prelude: Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness by thefandomexpert
Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000, Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors, If the Emperor Had a Text-To-Speech Device (Warhammer 40K)
10 Jun 2025
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Guilliman had never had much of a choice in things. His fate had been determined from the moment of his creation, confirmed by every movement of the greater world around him. He had no choice in his size, his command, his resurrection, his sons.
This was going to be no different it seemed.
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Guilliman gets to make a decision and also gets to handle the consequences. All things considered, that's rather business as usual.
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- Part 1 of The Updated Codex
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Back to Millennium by chongye
Fandoms: Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors, If the Emperor Had a Text-to-Speech Device (Web Series), Hunter: The Parenting (Web Series)
05 Jun 2025
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无差。
马格努斯前往火星拯救禁军元帅所发生的一些事情，以及一些回忆。
在思考能不能翻译成英语但是我还是放弃了。 -
Awaken... My Disappointments... by Engineer_TF2
Fandoms: オーバーロード - 丸山くがね | Overlord - Maruyama Kugane, Warhammer 40.000, If The Emperor Had A Text To Speech Device
20 Feb 2025
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Ainz walks with Albedo and Yuri Alpha through the mausoleum, countless weapons and armour line the hallway.
"With Shalltear being corrupted by unknown forces in this new world... we need to take more drastic measures..."
"But, lord Ainz. Aren't the current floor guardians more than enough to deal with whatever dangers may lurk in this world?"
"Evidently not... if Shalltear is anything to go off by..."
Before Albedo could try and refute his point, they come across a large door.
"Here it is..."
"What is beyond it, lord Ainz?"
"My... Other allies."
"Other allies? Lord Ainz, I thought only Pandora's actor resided here."
"That's because I didn't WANT you to know about them, for they are... my..."
"Disappointments..."
He puts a hand on the door, after a moment, it starts to open.
"But, why hide them away like this, lord Ains?"
"...Because..."
"..."
"I made them into the weirdest people ever..."
The door opens. The room ahead is shrouded in complete darkness.
But.
All of them can feel a presence inside there...
AYAYAYAYAY~
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If The Emperor Had In-Laws by anotherting
Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000, If The Emperor Had A Text-To-Speech-Device
28 Nov 2024
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An alternate version of the 42nd millennium where several people's genders are flipped, the Primarchs found love in 30k, and the Emperor had a Text-To-Speech device
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A revelation in the light of day by HyperFixatedOnEverything
Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000, If The Emperor Had A Text To Speech Device
08 Oct 2024
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"You deserve better."
It was one simple sentence and it was running rings around his head, making him almost dizzy, he was unable to set it aside.
Magnus had stood sooo close to him, leaning into his space and despite the power armor the captain general swore he could feel magnus against him, something electric fielding the scant millimeters between them.
Damn it all, he wasn't made to feel emotions.
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YOU DONT HAVE TO HAVE ANY BACKGROUND 40K KNOWLEDGE TO READ (hopefully, imma try (this is a gift to Coley from Coley does things because i was daydreaming debating on wether to make this or not when her voice randomly popped into my head and said 'you should do it! it sounds so cute!' soooo, yeah this is basically in her honor)) -
Crimson Birds and Golden Felines by Shellderbeast
Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000, If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device, Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors
17 Dec 2023
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Heretical Mittens Shipping Ahead
Featuring Magnus the Red and Captain-General Kitten, and a more intimate take on their road trip to Nocturne to save Father.
A mostly TTS-canon compliant story that will go beyond that fateful road trip. It is heavy smut with heavy storyline, because Kitten deserves all the love he can get. And we all know why Magnus really wanted his own Companion...
(Completely separate to The Long Road Home Series)
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- Part 1 of The Crimson and Gold Collection
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Untitled by The_King_In_Yellow
Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000, TTSverse, Text To Speech Verse
07 Dec 2023
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Kitten takes a shower.
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What if the Emperor Found a Bunch of Anime Goddesses? by FullParagon
Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000, Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magika | Puella Magi Madoka Magica, この素晴らしい世界に祝福を! | KonoSuba: God's Blessing on this Wonderful World! - All Media Types, What if the Emperor had a Text to Speech Device, 慎重勇者 この勇者が俺TUEEEくせに慎重すぎる | Shinchou Yuusha: Kono Yuusha ga Ore Tueee Kuse ni Shinchou Sugiru (Anime), Magic: The Gathering (Card Game), Re:ゼロから始める異世界生活 | Re:Zero Starting Life in Another World (Anime)
03 Dec 2023
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Kitten is feeling a strong sense of DESPAIR. To aide him Madokami arrives and offers to heal the God Emperor of Mankind with the help of her friends: a bunch of goddesses from various anime. Soon, Kitten finds himself involved in a Children's Card Game for the very soul of the Imperium and Mankind itself.
What could possibly go wrong?
WARNING: Contains EXTRA Heresy
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Love Empowers You To Do The Impossible by Wolfmage553
Fandoms: SuperMarioGlitchy4, SMG4, If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device, Warhammer 40.000
14 Oct 2023
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Melony accidently finds a way to save Axol...
By temporarily fucking up the Emperor of Mankind's plan.
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- Part 1 of Crossover Stories
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 732
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 9
- Hits:
- 190
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Sighing Shadows by PsiScribe
Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000, If The Emperor Had A Text To Speech Device
04 Oct 2023
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The burdens of a Chapter Master are many and great, even for the most wise and experienced. For the still young and freshly fledged into his role Kayvaan Shrike, those burdens feel heavier than anything he felt before. Luckily for him, he has someone dear to him to help him forget about his worries and enjoy himself for a while.
Let it be said that ravens are never truly unkind.
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- Part 3 of Kinktober 2023
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In Golden Light (There Is Warmth) by PsiScribe
Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000, If The Emperor Had A Text To Speech Device
24 Apr 2023
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Peaceful days were a rare luxury in his life, even within the Warp such things did not exist. Yet upon his abrupt return to the Imperium, despite the constant headaches he had to deal with, somehow life managed to throw more surprises at him. Some far better than others.
Peaceful days and precious people were just a few of them.
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Noblebright by Yahegai
Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000, Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors, If The Emperor Had A Text To Speech Device
08 Apr 2023
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Warhammer 40k noblebright but it's my version of noblebright
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"give Magnus an orgasm" by sxpaiscia for mahaute
Fandoms: If the Emperor Had a Text-to-Speech Device - Alfabusa
24 Dec 2022
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the title says it all.
Magnus really deserved some good love and a hard pounding in TTS, and what better request than simply to give him a orgasm? ;) and the more the merrier!
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A Fervour that would Shame an Attilan by Shellderbeast for Attalander
Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000, Inspired by If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device - Fandom
23 Dec 2022
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Where Kitten, three days into his spontaneous road trip with Magnus, decides to offer his travelling companion a blowjob. Of course, one thing always leads to another…
A fanfiction of a fanfiction, a gift of Mittens smut to you all. -
All dressed up by MossDweller for ari_writes_things
Fandoms: If the Emperor Had a Text-to-Speech Device - Alfabusa
22 Dec 2022
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Child of Crimson and Gold by xXPaintedLadyXx
Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000, If The Emperor Had A Text To Speech Device
06 Sep 2022
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After the birth of their child, Magnus and Captain-General have a long road ahead of them. A secret that can't leave the walls of the palace or reach the rest of the Imperium.
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- Part 2 of Spawn of Chaos